Bumper stickers: Your way of showing everyone how you really feel. Our way of figuring out who to avoid in life.
Anytime you have to show “proof of Santa” it’s not a good sign.
Santa looks like he is about to go to a Penn State white-out game…Not a playoff game mind you. But I don’t want to rub that in again.
It’s one of those weird days that you can see the moon during the day. Honestly, it’s not as exciting as science makes it sound.