Hey everybody, Merry Christmas! The jolly one is here!
If I were to put a ton of money down on picking out that one guy who has never actually even seen a vagina, you can be sure I’m nominating the dude who drives this SUV. You don’t have to call all-in every hand brother, we know you’re bluffing.
You’ve got so much bubbalicious bubble gum that your pants can’t even contain it.
Never really thought about it, but I guess the day after Halloween for strippers is like Black Friday to every other shopper.