Life Tip: If your hair only looks good when it’s glowing in the dark, that’s not a great style to go with.
Yeah we all see where #2 comes from. Thanks for the visual learning bud. Now close the book on this chapter please.
He’s got a fever. And the only prescription is more real niggas.
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