Valentine’s Day? That’s so 3 days ago man. It’s all about Easter now! Now clear those damn shelves of all the red and pink packaged candy to make room for all the blue and green pastel colored candies!
Apparently not everyone sat around and had a pity party for themselves on Valentine’s Day. One brave soul decided to get proactive to cure their loneliness.
Keep standing there buddy, because after you get hit by that letter, Walmart’s attorneys are sure to give you that D next.
I guess that’s one way to prepare for the coming of Aunt Flow.