I feel like this is the boss you square off against at the end of the Walmart video game.
Truly a match made in heaven. Unfortunately for me, I now have to explain to my kid why she can’t dress in one of these big funny costumes for Halloween. But whatever, my problem, not yours. How you managed to dress up like genitalia and still look like assholes is beyond me.
This dude is now my #1 best guess for who kidnapped the original Budweiser frogs and has them as pets.
I don’t like the toy I found at the bottom of this cereal box.