Lady, you’re going to confuse a ton of old people when they lean in to pinch your baby’s cheeks only to find out it’s a monkey. Or they’ll be so old and polite they’ll think you just have an ugly baby and move on. One or the other.
That awkward moment when Notorious B.I.G. read about his own death in US Weekly.
Honestly I care less about you and more about what happened to my man Afro Thunder from the Ready to Rumble video games.
Thanks for the unnecessary penis cleavage shot fake cowboy. I’m sure I’ve got those muscles somewhere hidden under all the years of pizza I’ve been holding onto.