What do you expect to happen wearing that shirt? A gay couple is going to walk behind you, read it like they haven’t heard it 7,000 times before and have some epiphany and realize they are no longer attracted to other dudes?
Gotta admire the balls on this guy. Not that he is casually walking around with his pants down like it’s no big deal, I mean actually admire his testicles hanging down.
Your butt crack looks like the paintings in the cartoons where the eyes are real & they follow you from side to side.
I bet you’d like to give that a ride eh???