Not sure if you’re bragging or making an excuse.
Thanks for the see-through yoga pants. I like being able to see the whole area I plan on bouncing my quarter off.
If you thought your terrible boots would distract us from your shitstain, you were right. But only temporarily.
If real men wear kilts then what are dudes who wear skirts? Closer to being real men or further away. Hmmmmmmm…