I used to think you were crazy, but now I can clearly see your nuts…and the outline of your shaft.
Say “it’s just a movie” all you want. I’m changing lanes and getting off the nearest exit just to be safe.
Looks more like your plumber’s crack went bungee jumping!
Don’t you hate it when you’re mid-50 Shades of Grey role play and you realize you need some hamburger buns?