She probably flew there to Walmart on a bald eagle too. Murrica!
Soak it in ladies, this is like the male version of side-boob.
Ohhhhh, so that’s why they’re called booty shorts. Cause I can see almost your entire booty. Now it get it.
Don’t look directly into the abyss. That’s how she gets ya, once you’re hypnotized you’re as good as gone.