This looks like a prank grocery list a freshman on the high school football team has to go in and buy.
Ah yes, I’ve seen you’ve purchased our “Everybody look at me and see how much I don’t need you to look at me for attention” premium kit.
Barber Painter: What you want?
Him: You know Elvis?
Barber Painter: Say no more.
Just because you think it’s normal to dress up doesn’t mean your little foo foo dog needs clothing too. It’s a dog. Technically.