That skirt is barely appropriate for your roller-derby league. It’s definitely out of bounds for general public.
Just buying some puppies from a Juggalo in a Walmart parking lot. Typical Wednesday.
Your butt looks like it just sucked on a lemon bro. Get it together.
Come on girl, help your dude out. Don’t make him walk around with his ass out just because he can’t let go of the kid to pull ’em back up. Or at least that’s the excuse I’m giving him.