Why even bother holding them up? Those things are short enough that you’ve got plenty of room to spare falling down.
I’d talk crap, but let’s face it, basically anywhere you camp it’s the same shit so might as well make it as convenient as possible.
I’m with ya fellow millennials, I can’t figure out why businesses aren’t handing out six- figure upper management positions to us.
That’s awesome! Now do us all a favor and transform yourself into a working checking machine so I don’t have to wait in line for 37 minutes to get out of the store.