09.25.
Casting A Wide Net
Wowzers what a crew. I don’t know much but I do know that if you go into that fishnet you won’t catch any fish. You’ll definitely catch something, just not fish.
Unknown
No Comments09.25.
Jump Around
Someone is bound to jump out and scream “What are those?!?!” any second now….where is a damn millennial when you need one?
Alabama
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Fall Fun
You think I could hire these dudes just to play some cool jazz every time I toss on my leggings, UGG boots and head to Starbucks for my pumpkin spice latte like the basic bitch I am?
Nebraska
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Homemade Hair
Clearly your life obstacles weren’t big enough as a see-through skinned ginger, you wanted to up the ante. Bold. I like it.
Louisiana
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