Wowzers what a crew. I don’t know much but I do know that if you go into that fishnet you won’t catch any fish. You’ll definitely catch something, just not fish.
Someone is bound to jump out and scream “What are those?!?!” any second now….where is a damn millennial when you need one?
You think I could hire these dudes just to play some cool jazz every time I toss on my leggings, UGG boots and head to Starbucks for my pumpkin spice latte like the basic bitch I am?
Clearly your life obstacles weren’t big enough as a see-through skinned ginger, you wanted to up the ante. Bold. I like it.