Armtits….pretty much summed that one up.
Barber: What do you want?
Her: Give me that “save 15% or more on car insurance”.
Barber: Say no more.
You should have stopped after ‘out of order’.
Are jorts getting shorter or hip lines getting higher? These are the questions that aren’t quite keeping me up at night, but might interrupt a nap while riding in a car type thing.