I’ve seen enough Walking Dead to know a zombie bite when I see one. Best stick you in the back of the head with a knife right now and get it over with.
Yaaaa, I feel like you took the Forever 21 store name way to literally when you went shopping.
It’s like that Fizzy Lifting Drink from Willy Wonka. Except it has the exact opposite effect on my penis in this instance. Nothing is rising over here.
How to quickly turn your problem into someone else’s problem.