Could Plastic Sex Doll be anymore like Alabama football? Just total consistency. You kinda want them to finally go away but they just keep showing up and deep down you respect the fact they are a reliable force to be reckoned with.
Anyone else still feeling hungover from the holidays while you’re back in your routine slugging it away wondering why the next decent holiday break isn’t until April?
You ever been so constipated you had to put up a warning sign for people behind you in case your b-hole finally explodes?
You better hurry home, you’ll look pretty stupid driving down the road with a pumpkin strapped to your roof.