Keystone Light? You’d think the Bengals jersey would be a dead giveaway of your poor taste, but I overlooked it. But hey, I guess if my team just extended Marvin Lewis for 2 more years I’d like to put myself in a nice cheap alcohol-induced coma too.
This is what it looks like if you shave any mom’s head.
Honestly, it took me like 15 minutes on Google to figure out if he was just a weird dude or a famous rapper. It’s so tough to tell these days. Have you see guys like Post Malone and Action Bronson?
What areyou doing tonight? – “Nothing, probably just bummin’ around Walmart.”