Just proving no matter how old you are or how many years you’ve been together, she’s always in charge.
One way to show off the fact that you’ve got legs for days is to wear giant boots and socks that look like you’re being swallowed by two anacondas. Who do you think wears that pro fashion tip better?
What does PeopleOfWalmart look like? Do we look like a bitch Brett? Do…We…Look…Like…A BITCH?!
Then why you trying to f*ck us like a bitch a Brett?
And you thought all creepy child kidnapping vans were driven by men. That’s sexist.