This guy just screams “retired wrestler that never made it to the big show”.
Well hold on now, maybe he is Canadian Border Patrol. You might be out of his jurisdiction Flash.
Look at you with your lazy ass. I think this is how i’d break up with you. Pile a bunch of crap in the cart with you and then leave you in an aisle as I say “Oh, I gotta go grab something” and then walk to the parking lot and leave. But that’s just me. Maybe some guys like pushing you around, I don’t know.
Piece of advice, stop shopping in the baby section. We can all see It’s not working out.