It’s a good thing you got a lock there because I’m sure all the ladies are doing whatever they can to break in and get them a piece of you.
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Is that ring in your nose so your “little woman” can lead you around?
October 4th, 2010
he need’s the lock around his neck locked to the ring in the nose,,,,,
well it looks like mad max will be hanging out in walmarts when the world hits the apocalypse i can see it now
Maybe I didn’t consider this funny because, to me, he looks completely normal.
My guess is that the minute WalMart installs metal detectors, he starts shopping at Target.
He works in Electronics, man.
This dude looks so ripped I can’t believe he doesn’t have a shopping cart full of those donut holes.
His mother must be so proud!!!!!
man, i kicked ass at the club…
This idiot stands no chance in hell of ever getting a real woman. Then again he looks to be about late teens, early twenties…so maybe there’s a chance of an intervention for him. One can only hope
“Seriously does anyone else hear the donuts’ holes talking to me?”
Take one of those locks and use so you can never get out.
metal detectors would have fun…
Surely unemployed! Look how soft his arms are. The only things he picks up are PS3 controllers and hand cream bottles.
Wow, he has about as much sex appeal as a melted twinkie. Dude no amount of hardware and tatoos can make you look other than a silly little waste of male chromosomes.
I cant imagine why you cant find a job.
Looks like Mommy went a little overboard with the Bedazzler on your vest there, pal.
The ring in his nose is there to keep him from picking it.
Bill the cat
..whilst cleverly diguised as a Loser, Wayne fights a never-ending battle for Hot Pockets and Gummi worms….
Looks like a cross between Adam Lambert and Edward Scissorhands.
I think that he is super hot! I love a guy with tattoos and piercings.
The entire ensemble screams: “Don’t hire me, I will rape your poodle…..repeatedly.”
Imagine that ,,, he’s looking munchies lol
“Ummmmmm, powdered, sugared Donuttttts” !
just because i don’t understand something doesn’t mean that i wouldn’t do it………….like screwing.
I would love to have a giant electro magnet hung from the ceiling! Now you see him, Now you don’t!
I dressed this way 20-years ago; how come punk fashion never progressed.
His clothing has a higher value as scrap metal than his entire net worth. A little sunshine and fresh air would probably help this piece of shit as well.
Sometimes people dress up cause they want to look scary. I dressed up as a vampire for Halloween once. Vampires are scary. i think he wants to look scary.
from what l’m reading the average age for making comment must be deceased….
The lock around his neck is used to attach the ring in his nose to a hitching post so he doesn’t wonder around at night.
Whatever it takes to “Get Out The Message”.
Give the guy a break. Not everybody wants to be a bio nuclear physicist.
Maybe the world would be a slightly better place if ignorant people didn’t make ridiculous assumptions based on looking at a person, such as he’s a “piece of shit”, and “can’t find a job” and that his mother must be so proud. I dress relatively close to what this guy is wearing, having piercings, tattoos, and a mohawk. I’m also going to school for a Master’s in biology. And, yes, my parents are damn proud of me. Jeez, you think this is freaky but little girls wearing tights you can see every dimple through and uggs is normal? I can only fear for the future.
When did Bam Margera go Goth?
“please pay attention to me!”… how pathetic… move out of your mom’s basement and get a job!
Novelty Fish Head
His spiked vest looks very huggable.
nice to see how many close minded tight-asses there are in the world.. bunch of shit talkers.
Were he was as butch as his outfit, he’d not be caught dead with a honker ring because that’s the first thing to go for in a fight – one good hard yank and he’d be on his knees bleeding like a stuck pig – which is why bulls have rings in their noses: get nasty around the farmer and all he has to do is grab onto that ring and give a warning yank and all 2,000 pounds of angry pot roast suddenly decides to play nice because that’s a pretty darned tender place that even a bull doesn’t want messed with.
If Edward Scissorhands and a Water Buffalo had a child EH…
October 5th, 2010
Get a really good look at him, folks. Your granddaughters/great-granddaughters (certainly, most of you must be at least 50-60 around here by your comments) may be buying MP3s of Justin Beiber (he’s that girly-looking boy who shrieks like a little girl), but in a year or two – if not already – she’ll be dating (secretly) a guy who looks like the one pictured. Sure, she’ll still act like her heart throbs for the cute ones with the squeaky voices, but deep down, she wants the bad boy who plays in the punk rock band down the street. And the more you and her parents tell her she can’t talk to him, the more she’s going to rebel against you.
Enjoy your rocking chairs!
Whaaat an interesting individual!
aint i right
return to D-Bag Planet at once….
Big Sweaty (Biker)
If he fell off a motorcycle could you imagin the sparks he would put out…….wow look at the pretty lights………and someone call 911 when the lights stop….that means he stopped slidding………You own that look my little Asian Brother…..wear it proud….and stay on the schooter just ride it out.
I find that more sad than anything else.
He actually kind of reminds me of a guy I went to college with who went by the name Spam. He was the man! Plus I’m guessing he has an I.Q. around 160. Awesome guy and he did pretty damn well with the ladies.
So yeah, can’t always judge a book by its cover.
He needs to zip up his spike vest to save himself from the zombie invasion in the bakery dept… -_-
…HEY CODY,MY SON…HERE BE A NEW LOOK FOR YAZ!…OR FOR CASEY IF SHE WANTS TO GET THE GOATEE THING GOIN’!…
To be me
I take a look at him, and think to myself, Wow, what a winner……Not. If my kids brought anything like him home I think I would cry………
this is the kind of phuk me and my buddies beat up when we are out drinking.
My husband and I used to be punks…before we got married and had kids.
Just sayin, punks can get ladies! I know plenty who do fine in that department.
I’ve been waiting for the day when I find someone I know on powm… And that day is today. He’s actually a nice kid. And as for Tom, sounds like beating up kids is making up for some small “parts” that your friend and yourself have, either that or a life of abuse…
My guess is, he has to hold mommy’s hand when he gets his blood drawn.
I hope he keeps that junk locked up because this dude definitely should not re-produce!!
Is he the $3 Bill, I was warned about?
notta daddys girl
Eh, I think hes kinda sexy… I’d hit it 3x ! bwa ha ha
It’s Billy the exterminator’s cousin “Goth Willie” looking for the ever present wal creatures
yum…alternative asians…I say again, yum
on an even more enticing note…is that a crass t-shirt???
extra points if it is
Mmmm I don’t care what you people say, he’s hot. <3
Punx shop at Walmart?
LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 6th, 2010
I see this and I want to hook a dog leash to that nose ring and walk him around like the dog he is…Woof!
Looked what chewed its way outta the $1.50 basket.
The only thing funny about this is the fact that a “crust punk” is shopping at Walmart. I thought they were all freegans. Shouldn’t he be at the dumpster behind the store?
do u wanna buy some death sticks?
I don’t know why everyone keeps making comments about him getting hired. Does it look like he is applying for a job in the picture? I dress kind of “out there” for normal society but when I go for a job I know to tone it down. As far as all the comments about him finding a “real woman” I happen to be female and actually think he is kind of attractive-I guess it’s all about what your into.
October 7th, 2010
Rude But True
@ Anna Rexia
I get the impression this creature “doesn’t swing that way” at all. I think my granddaughter is safe.
If that “$3 Bill” comment begins with “Queer as a … ” then yes, this looks like the creature you were warned about.
Back before “fag bashing” was changed from a Civic Duty to a “hate crime”, creatures like this got what they deserved. These fruits knew they wouldn’t get away with molesting children back then like they get away with it today, so far fewer of them dared attempt it back then. Coincidence? I think not!
Judge a book my its cover? You will be surprised to find “Punks” are in most cases very intelegent. Working class people or attending colleges all of the world. Some of these people are well off business people. And yes the still dress as you see here. And this is the case for the young man shown in the picture.
~DJ Business Owner/PUNK!!!
October 8th, 2010
Oddly enough, people who dress like this in their downtime can actually have normal, productive lives, have good jobs and be well respected.
I dress like this when I’m not at work. I have a mohawk and piercings too. But I also have a “business casual” wardrobe that I wear to work (I work in the investment industry.)
So becareful who you make fun of folks! It could be someone who manages your money!
Que day at walmart as our hardcore asian heads into the bakery isle:
“I need to find something…something to tithe the endless void in my soul. Fresh baked bread?….don’t look at the sushi packets…..hmm..donut holes….yes donut holes now if I dont look at them but just reach over…..”
DONT YOU JUDGE ME, THEY ARE FRIGGIN DELICIOUS! they plug the hole that is my whirlpool of regrettable harsh sadness.For I am a walking oxymoron, I am….the hardcore asian….*sob* you have anymore of those cinnamon ones?
October 10th, 2010
Isn’t this the love child of Mad Max and Bugger from revenge of the nerds?
lefto chaos punk bangin yer mom
someone needs to smack the hippie off this guy. he looks pretty cool for a soft girly-man whose diet consists of soybeans and veggie-burgers
October 12th, 2010
I wonder why a Crass fan is shopping in Walmart. Not exactly what I expect from self-proclaimed anarchists…
October 14th, 2010
“I wonder why a Crass fan is shopping in Walmart. Not exactly what I expect from self-proclaimed anarchists…”
it’s not a crass shirt, it’s a gloom shirt.. and my intention was to get on the site, i’m not a walmart shopper.
October 18th, 2010
How are you doing RUDE,,,Piss off HOSER….
October 26th, 2010
@ Rude But True
What makes you think bc he is a PUNK he rapes little kids what a stuck old bag you need to get your head outa your @$$ and look around what was once funny and strange is now all over the place this guy and me dress like that bc it is what we are into but now you can go into any store and buy our style look around how many little kids have mohawks now
November 11th, 2010
the vest is kind of lame, but id still hit that.
lol to all these silly people, alternative dudes can totally get both ladies [or dudes if he'd prefer] and jobs. where do you live? i live in the real world where these people are everywhere. they have careers and families just like everyone else.
November 20th, 2010
This guy lives in my town!!! hahaha, omg, hes sooo crazy looking
November 21st, 2010
Hey, this guy’s a looker in my book!
November 26th, 2010
December 11th, 2010
i thnk he looks good . ppl shoudltn judge wat a person wears. sure he may look punk and scary but hes probly a good normal person.
he looks great
i seriously thought this was mac from its always sunny in philadelphia……..
December 22nd, 2010
i think he ish awesome lookin :3
December 23rd, 2010
He’d be hot if he didn’t wear all that.
January 2nd, 2011
HAHAHA It’s Rapes!!!
January 19th, 2011
Oh, for Chris-sake! His poor mother!
January 20th, 2011
This guy comes into Wegmans in Newark (NY) all the time. Usually with a (decent looking) girl. It’s gotta be his sister or something. There’s now way this creature has a girlfriend
February 23rd, 2011
Personally I agree that he’s pretty sexy, and definitely doesn’t deserve to be typecast as a rapist or anything similar. But how can we expect people to just stop being close-minded? Some people are just ignorant and no amount of comment ‘dislike’s and outraged replies is going to change their opinion. I mean if you really want to stop hatred, it’s not going to happen here. Think bigger kids.
Lest we forget, aren’t we all being just a little bit hypocritical?? Why does one come to this website? To have a laugh at someone else’s expense. He might be attractive to ME, just like the big chick with the too tight thong and the nauseating booty shorts might be attractive to a chubby chaser.
Just some food for thought…
April 17th, 2011
I went to school with him he hasnt changed a bit ironically his name is charlie! lol
May 26th, 2011