I have seen far, far worse than this. This picture shouldn’t even be on the site.
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September 6th, 2009
Paul
I’m just saying, my dad wears the shortest acid wash cut shorts you can possibly find and he looks fucking BAD ASS. I swear no one in their right mind could even think on taking on a cowboy who can pull off ultra short shorts.
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September 6th, 2009
gina
Mmmmmmm.. I’d tap that!!!!
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September 6th, 2009
papadouche
Come on baby… Kick them daisies
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September 7th, 2009
robin
I do not think I will ever go out in public again!!!
if it’s yellow leave it mellow… if it’s brown flush it down.
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September 7th, 2009
Ali
I’m less concerned about that yellow than I am about those way-too-close-to-the-tush shorts…For goodness’ sake, wear MAN SHORTS. Not girl shorts!
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September 7th, 2009
lisa
The shirt is not the problem here, what about those super short cut offs?
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September 7th, 2009
Tink
I guess their is one in every walmart.
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September 7th, 2009
Evelyn
Damn!..you couldn’t miss him in the dark!!
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September 7th, 2009
Me
Bumble Bee Tuna
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September 7th, 2009
tdawgg
I feel like the man in the picture speaking him might be chiding him for those shorts or his shirt. ”Sir, your shorts are offensive when paired with that bright a shirt. You should try pairing with black” or something equally ridiculous
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September 7th, 2009
edna
When you reach that age if your legs look that good you’re entitled.
AMERICA IS NASTY!THATS NOT WHAT THEY SHOW ON TV…fuck…this country has to much freedom –’
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September 8th, 2009
peter
Hi, I am writing from Europe and I tell you all, shorts like this short in the picture are absolutely normal here. For my eyes your long shorts ending around the knees look extremely akward and bizarre.
USA: the land without soul. You live in a stolen land.
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September 9th, 2009
Froggmann
The rest of the caption should read, “and why they don’t sell men’s shorts that short…”
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September 9th, 2009
chow
hey at least he was trying to blind us with that shirt so we wouldnt look at his short shorts!!
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September 9th, 2009
Mike W
Cheese nips huh? how much for a blow job you sexy mother fucker you
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September 9th, 2009
Hoot Gibson
The folks in these shots are the reason Obama is Prez…a nation of dumbfucks!
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September 9th, 2009
MissKitty
He wears short shorts…
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September 9th, 2009
joe
Hoot Gibson, the people at wal-mart overwhelming didn’t vote for Obama,guess you didn’t see the nazi picture, or the states where most of these pictures where taken.
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September 10th, 2009
adi
… or shorts that creepy
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September 10th, 2009
rustyman
omg, do I see a third leg? he’s just asking directions to the local leather bar!
now if only he had on ugg boots and a bandana tied around his neck!
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September 11th, 2009
CKSSR
I wonder how this “casual” conversation started.
Guy on the right says, “Hey. I like those shorts. Umm…Where did you get them?”
Guy on the left says, “Oh child,I made them myself. I just bought a pair of jeans from Wal-Mart hunny and did my own special design sweetie pie. I just love that Polo baby doll. Would you like some oral?”
Guy on the right says, “Um, yes. Yes i think i actual would. But let’s start with taking off those sexy shorts.”
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September 11th, 2009
Brian
No, the other guy is thinking, “Don’t puke, don’t puke…..”
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September 11th, 2009
Brian
Peter: You’re a living example of why the term “Eurotrash” was coined.
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September 11th, 2009
Never been in a Walmart
Peter, I bet you are also frightened by the thought of bathing…. Soap in a shower does not make acid rain.
Good call Brian w/ the Euro trash
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September 11th, 2009
walie
Too damn funny…lol
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September 11th, 2009
weatherby700
And I thought K-Mart sucked !
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September 12th, 2009
amy
Good one FLIP NAZ-T. Just by reading your screen name you seem like the kind of person who is better than what you consider “true americans”. You should run for congress. What’s worse than people dressing inappropriately because of the freedom this country gives them? An asshole that has the freedom to put down america. How’s this for freedom of speech, Go fuck yourself!
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September 12th, 2009
Falyn
Yes, that is normal in Europe…that’s why Americans only visit Europe and then after a little “culture” return to where things make sense!
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September 12th, 2009
Roger Godby
It’s a bold statement that he’s sick of “Red light, green light” and is informing the other guy that, no, he won’t be joining in a game of it.
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September 12th, 2009
Brian
Never been in a Walmart: Thank you for recognizing the accuracy and wit of my response to Peter the Smelly Eurotrash Man. I can see that you are obviously a person of superior intellect and bathing habits. I salute you, proud American!
However, I would like to point out something in your post that requires clarification. The average Eurotrash, such as the already established aromatic Peter, is unfamiliar with this “soap” of which you speak. This foul witchcraft we soulless Americans call “soap” is anathema to the Eurotrash people. I’m sure you, as a reasonable and hygienic American, can see where further clarification is in order.
Might I suggest you explain exactly what “soap” is to our foul smelling Eurotrash simpleton? Since he has no word in his language that is the equivalent of “soap,” I believe that this would be an excellent beginning. You may then choose to proceed with an explanation of what one does with the soap, since the average Eurotrash will be inclined to think it edible and grate it over a bowl of pasta should he or she ever lay eyes on the substance.
I know this may seem unnecessary to you, being the pleasant scented American that you are. Let me assure you, though, that the Eurotrash will find it most helpful. (The Eurotrash have no concept of soap, toothpaste, shampoo, deodorant, or women without facial hair. I digress, however.)
There is no need to explain the concept of water to the Eurotrash, however. They are quite familiar with the wet substance, since they see it frequently at beaches, where they enjoy removing all their clothing and romping in the nude. The Eurotrash are well known for their fondness of exposing their flabby, sagging, excessively hairy bodies for all to see. (The men have also been known to do this, despite their lack of fully developed genitalia.)
Your efforts shall not go unrewarded. Because of you, the knowledge of soap will spread, and an entire continent will smell just a bit better. Fight the good fight, my sweet-scented American compatriot! Godspeed!
Now THAT’S a great commercial pic for OXY CLEAN if ever I saw one!!!!
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September 12th, 2009
CaCureGirl
Well, we can assume he’s not well hung, or is that why the pic is from the back???
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September 12th, 2009
THUNDERHORSE
To ‘NeverbeentoWalmart” and “Bryan”
I don’t get it. Why are you talking to each other like this. You wonder why we can’t maintain peace in the world? You sound like you want to start an all out and out war over the length of a pair of shorts.
Peace out. Really…. Take a deep breath,,, breath, breath…… really, its ok….
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September 12th, 2009
toonypants
OK the guy wearing the shorts are 1 thing but # 2 is whats wrong with the person that gave him the idea to cut those shorts that short!!!!!! LMAO OMG
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September 12th, 2009
Carrie
I didnt know guys wore shorts that short??? It’s not the 70′s anymore!
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September 12th, 2009
teresita
I am pretty sure I know that guy in the short shorts… he frequents the Walmart by my house!
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September 13th, 2009
rusty james
You know that other guy is saying, “Excuse me sir your nuts are hanging out of your step daughters shorts. Maybe you need to go change them.”
Think a little PA. it’s bad enough California does stupid stuff, but then again it’s know wonder. That’s what the state gets for mocking WV.
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September 13th, 2009
beth
Are those cheese itz?
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September 13th, 2009
dot dot dot
yellowphile… lol
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September 14th, 2009
Rav
Some sort of Big Bird meets Chippendales theme??
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September 14th, 2009
carlos
The only thing better than a photo of this guy from the back has to be a photo from the front. I bet he’s got low hangers and no underwear. Ew!
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September 15th, 2009
Weegie
Errrrrrrrrr……………..arguing on this site of all places about the superiority of America over Europe or the greatness of our flabby nation……um……did you look at the pics ? And the thing is these pics aren’t just, “Hey look at the Walmart idiots !” About 75 % of America looks like these people I try to not even look at my fellow Americans when I go out……morbidly obese, crude, DUMB, loudddddddddd. And for the duuude thinking these types pictured are Obama supporters………..erm…….I think the average Walmart shoppers are probably anti-Obama to the tune of about 98 %. Obama had his biggest margin of victory in the East where most of our more civilized citizens live
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September 15th, 2009
Weegie
And pssssssttttttttttttt…………..I’ve been to Europe many times and they dress beautifully. They know culture and art and history…..and again…umm……..you’re making fun of them on A SITE THAT SHOWS AMERICANS AS MINDBOGGINGLY LAUGHABLE SLOBS
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September 15th, 2009
dave
Peter, only a complete douchebag would submit a comment such as yours on a website such as this. Pull the stick out of your ass and have a little fun in life.
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September 15th, 2009
American Blood
LMAO
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September 15th, 2009
CELTIC LASS
For pity’s sake, there’s no need to denigrate anyone! We all came here looking for a bit of amusement and that’s what we found. Have a chuckle and move on, people.
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September 16th, 2009
Jason Stewart
“Honey, do these shorts make me look gay?”
“Yes, Dear.”
“Perfect.”
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September 16th, 2009
Shops At Walmart
O.M.G….. I do shop at walmart…. but I cannot say I have ever seen anything so horrific. My balls hurt just looking at this picture >_<
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September 16th, 2009
WALMARTSUCKS
I don’t think the shirt is as bright as it looks, the saturation is too high in this photo. Every color in the background is glowing too.
Peter- Don’t come to America please we have enough short shorts with this guy =0
What are you doing here in the first place? LOL!
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September 20th, 2009
L.C.
You know it’s bad when, as a female, you find yourself saying, that’s cute! I’d really like to ask him where he got his outfit.
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September 21st, 2009
dude7422
this is so frigen funny and wtf is with the one guy who comment about his dad looking like a bad ass in tite shorts your dad should bitch slip you silly or have your life partner do it for he you frigen homo
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September 22nd, 2009
John
That’s the way everyone in Pennsylvania dresses….
G.H.P.A.
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September 22nd, 2009
Angela
I have seen far worse than this…but I have to say that this is NASTY…I make fun of ppl like this (lol)
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September 23rd, 2009
Jess
Cheer…FIGHT FOR THE BRIGHT!
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September 23rd, 2009
Harry
Wow, a Gators fan in PA.
Gators wear jean shorts!
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September 24th, 2009
Tim
HaHa gators wear Jhorts!!!!!
Is that wallet wear, cell phone, or cigarette pack wear on his left pocket?
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September 24th, 2009
Someone
Isn’t that Chevy Chase with hair talking to the colorful guy?
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September 25th, 2009
carrie
I’m sorry sir, i’m certain the genetic clones in yellow are on back order.
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September 26th, 2009
Amanda
I appreciate that someone noticied the EXTREMELY bright yellow shirt, but I was far more distracted by the fact he was wearing short shorts to notice the shirt.
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September 26th, 2009
Mike
There is nothing wrong with this gentleman’s attire. People, there are more important issues in the USA to deal with right now.
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October 1st, 2009
sean
I’m from pennsylvania, and I’m pretty sure thats my uncle,
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October 2nd, 2009
Stahoo
Sorry !! I can’t wear them that short or my one eyed mouse would be peeking at you.
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October 2nd, 2009
OKmama
I’d say the shirt is the ONLY thing bright about this guy… Men that wear shorts like that should NEVER be questioned about their sexuality… it’s an OBVIOUS statement!!!!
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October 3rd, 2009
john
honestly, think about it……isn’t it sad how the quality of people in the u.s. has gone down……………………people are so inconsiderate to each other, gotta have those loud pipes on my motorcycle, straight pipes, hell with everyone else as long as I’M HAPPY………………….too much inbreeding!
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October 3rd, 2009
Jason
Here is what is being said here,
Bill: Hey Tom, how are ya
Tom: Good Bill. How is the family?
Bill: Good. ..Say Tom …did you lose a bet or something?
Tom: No why?
Bill: Then why the hell are you wearing those shorts?
**Someone takes the picture**
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October 4th, 2009
jm
“Who wears short shorts….. i wear short shorts”
joe from family guy
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October 6th, 2009
Jessica Christian
I love how the guy talkin to him is trying his damndest not to look at the guy’s dick that is probably hanging out in those shorts lmao
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October 7th, 2009
John
The other guy is wondering how quick he can get to the bleach isle.
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October 11th, 2009
Kelly Sue
Hahahahahaha….come on if it weren’t for for warped fashion sense we wouldn’t have CHEAP Entertainment! ROFL! I’m glad he wore them else I wouldn’t have had that great chuckle this morning.
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October 11th, 2009
Keith
god my dad is soo embarassing!!!!!!!
he has to take pictures with everybody!
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October 19th, 2009
Keith
god my dad is soo embarassing he has to take pictures with everybody!
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October 19th, 2009
OOOOHHHH GAWD
His shirt is the same colour as the bag of dog food in his cart.
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October 23rd, 2009
Dustin
“So the first half of the cycle is on cold, then add the color guard?”
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October 26th, 2009
Rachel, FUCKYOUVERYMUCH.
“I didn’t even know they could make shirts that bright.”
THATS WHAT WALMART IS FOR!
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November 3rd, 2009
Mondika
This guy is really lifting up his leg in those cut off shorts…
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November 5th, 2009
grace
you have to be brave to work at wal-mart. i bet when you apply it says in really small writing at the very bottom, “WARNING: You may go blind.”
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November 13th, 2009
Peter Somner
The other guy must be the store manager telling him to just put his shopping cart back and go to Sears.
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November 19th, 2009
Realdragon
I don’t have a problem with the denim cut-offs. It’s the bright yellow tank-top that throws me.
Looks like now the shorts are famous for
the men and not for the girls. As we can
see more than 10 men wearing shorts
and they they roll up more to show more
skin. hahahaha really funny
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Almost, but not quite, a walrus flossing.
August 28th, 2009
Excuse me, what aisle can I find Nair?
September 5th, 2009
daisy dukes and a daisy colored shirt…maybe his name is daisy…he doesn’t look like a daisy.
September 5th, 2009
the other guy is thinking “maintain eye contact, maintain eye contact”
September 5th, 2009
Joto Bird !!!!!!!!
September 5th, 2009
THE OTHER GUY MIGHT BE THINKING “DAMN, MABLE TOLD ME TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF WAL-MART!”
September 5th, 2009
A fellow nevernude!
September 6th, 2009
Cheese nips and that shirt… think the guy is a closet yellowphile?
September 6th, 2009
I especially like the the fact that his he has the wallet fade in the back pocket. Those babies are broken in.
September 6th, 2009
Who dressed him anyway?
September 6th, 2009
oh. my. god.
September 6th, 2009
I have seen far, far worse than this. This picture shouldn’t even be on the site.
September 6th, 2009
I’m just saying, my dad wears the shortest acid wash cut shorts you can possibly find and he looks fucking BAD ASS. I swear no one in their right mind could even think on taking on a cowboy who can pull off ultra short shorts.
September 6th, 2009
Mmmmmmm.. I’d tap that!!!!
September 6th, 2009
Come on baby… Kick them daisies
September 7th, 2009
I do not think I will ever go out in public again!!!
September 7th, 2009
hey i WANT that shirt……it matches my bumbleB car!
September 7th, 2009
this site shows the true nature of america…sick.
September 7th, 2009
hahaha nevernude, i love it
September 7th, 2009
if it’s yellow leave it mellow… if it’s brown flush it down.
September 7th, 2009
I’m less concerned about that yellow than I am about those way-too-close-to-the-tush shorts…For goodness’ sake, wear MAN SHORTS. Not girl shorts!
September 7th, 2009
The shirt is not the problem here, what about those super short cut offs?
September 7th, 2009
I guess their is one in every walmart.
September 7th, 2009
Damn!..you couldn’t miss him in the dark!!
September 7th, 2009
Bumble Bee Tuna
September 7th, 2009
I feel like the man in the picture speaking him might be chiding him for those shorts or his shirt. ”Sir, your shorts are offensive when paired with that bright a shirt. You should try pairing with black” or something equally ridiculous
September 7th, 2009
When you reach that age if your legs look that good you’re entitled.
September 8th, 2009
AMERICA IS NASTY!THATS NOT WHAT THEY SHOW ON TV…fuck…this country has to much freedom –’
September 8th, 2009
Hi, I am writing from Europe and I tell you all, shorts like this short in the picture are absolutely normal here. For my eyes your long shorts ending around the knees look extremely akward and bizarre.
USA: the land without soul. You live in a stolen land.
September 9th, 2009
The rest of the caption should read, “and why they don’t sell men’s shorts that short…”
September 9th, 2009
hey at least he was trying to blind us with that shirt so we wouldnt look at his short shorts!!
September 9th, 2009
Cheese nips huh? how much for a blow job you sexy mother fucker you
September 9th, 2009
The folks in these shots are the reason Obama is Prez…a nation of dumbfucks!
September 9th, 2009
He wears short shorts…
September 9th, 2009
Hoot Gibson, the people at wal-mart overwhelming didn’t vote for Obama,guess you didn’t see the nazi picture, or the states where most of these pictures where taken.
September 10th, 2009
… or shorts that creepy
September 10th, 2009
omg, do I see a third leg? he’s just asking directions to the local leather bar!
September 10th, 2009
ici en france c’est une vraie corvée que d’aller faire ses courses en grande surface surtout le samedi mais chez vous c’est avec plaisir que je les ferais
September 10th, 2009
Too darn funny. These are the people who vote for Obama health-care and assisted suicide and wonder about what happened to their gene pool.
September 10th, 2009
dude! wear longer pants! i mean comom!
September 11th, 2009
now if only he had on ugg boots and a bandana tied around his neck!
September 11th, 2009
I wonder how this “casual” conversation started.
Guy on the right says, “Hey. I like those shorts. Umm…Where did you get them?”
Guy on the left says, “Oh child,I made them myself. I just bought a pair of jeans from Wal-Mart hunny and did my own special design sweetie pie. I just love that Polo baby doll. Would you like some oral?”
Guy on the right says, “Um, yes. Yes i think i actual would. But let’s start with taking off those sexy shorts.”
September 11th, 2009
No, the other guy is thinking, “Don’t puke, don’t puke…..”
September 11th, 2009
Peter: You’re a living example of why the term “Eurotrash” was coined.
September 11th, 2009
Peter, I bet you are also frightened by the thought of bathing…. Soap in a shower does not make acid rain.
Good call Brian w/ the Euro trash
September 11th, 2009
Too damn funny…lol
September 11th, 2009
And I thought K-Mart sucked !
September 12th, 2009
Good one FLIP NAZ-T. Just by reading your screen name you seem like the kind of person who is better than what you consider “true americans”. You should run for congress. What’s worse than people dressing inappropriately because of the freedom this country gives them? An asshole that has the freedom to put down america. How’s this for freedom of speech, Go fuck yourself!
September 12th, 2009
Yes, that is normal in Europe…that’s why Americans only visit Europe and then after a little “culture” return to where things make sense!
September 12th, 2009
It’s a bold statement that he’s sick of “Red light, green light” and is informing the other guy that, no, he won’t be joining in a game of it.
September 12th, 2009
Never been in a Walmart: Thank you for recognizing the accuracy and wit of my response to Peter the Smelly Eurotrash Man. I can see that you are obviously a person of superior intellect and bathing habits. I salute you, proud American!
However, I would like to point out something in your post that requires clarification. The average Eurotrash, such as the already established aromatic Peter, is unfamiliar with this “soap” of which you speak. This foul witchcraft we soulless Americans call “soap” is anathema to the Eurotrash people. I’m sure you, as a reasonable and hygienic American, can see where further clarification is in order.
Might I suggest you explain exactly what “soap” is to our foul smelling Eurotrash simpleton? Since he has no word in his language that is the equivalent of “soap,” I believe that this would be an excellent beginning. You may then choose to proceed with an explanation of what one does with the soap, since the average Eurotrash will be inclined to think it edible and grate it over a bowl of pasta should he or she ever lay eyes on the substance.
I know this may seem unnecessary to you, being the pleasant scented American that you are. Let me assure you, though, that the Eurotrash will find it most helpful. (The Eurotrash have no concept of soap, toothpaste, shampoo, deodorant, or women without facial hair. I digress, however.)
There is no need to explain the concept of water to the Eurotrash, however. They are quite familiar with the wet substance, since they see it frequently at beaches, where they enjoy removing all their clothing and romping in the nude. The Eurotrash are well known for their fondness of exposing their flabby, sagging, excessively hairy bodies for all to see. (The men have also been known to do this, despite their lack of fully developed genitalia.)
Your efforts shall not go unrewarded. Because of you, the knowledge of soap will spread, and an entire continent will smell just a bit better. Fight the good fight, my sweet-scented American compatriot! Godspeed!
September 12th, 2009
Gotta love the wallet wear on the pocket.
September 12th, 2009
Who wears short shorts? …….We wear short shorts
September 12th, 2009
Now THAT’S a great commercial pic for OXY CLEAN if ever I saw one!!!!
September 12th, 2009
Well, we can assume he’s not well hung, or is that why the pic is from the back???
September 12th, 2009
To ‘NeverbeentoWalmart” and “Bryan”
I don’t get it. Why are you talking to each other like this. You wonder why we can’t maintain peace in the world? You sound like you want to start an all out and out war over the length of a pair of shorts.
Peace out. Really…. Take a deep breath,,, breath, breath…… really, its ok….
September 12th, 2009
OK the guy wearing the shorts are 1 thing but # 2 is whats wrong with the person that gave him the idea to cut those shorts that short!!!!!! LMAO OMG
September 12th, 2009
I didnt know guys wore shorts that short??? It’s not the 70′s anymore!
September 12th, 2009
I am pretty sure I know that guy in the short shorts… he frequents the Walmart by my house!
September 13th, 2009
You know that other guy is saying, “Excuse me sir your nuts are hanging out of your step daughters shorts. Maybe you need to go change them.”
September 13th, 2009
Think a little PA. it’s bad enough California does stupid stuff, but then again it’s know wonder. That’s what the state gets for mocking WV.
September 13th, 2009
Are those cheese itz?
September 13th, 2009
yellowphile… lol
September 14th, 2009
Some sort of Big Bird meets Chippendales theme??
September 14th, 2009
The only thing better than a photo of this guy from the back has to be a photo from the front. I bet he’s got low hangers and no underwear. Ew!
September 15th, 2009
Errrrrrrrrr……………..arguing on this site of all places about the superiority of America over Europe or the greatness of our flabby nation……um……did you look at the pics ? And the thing is these pics aren’t just, “Hey look at the Walmart idiots !” About 75 % of America looks like these people
I try to not even look at my fellow Americans when I go out……morbidly obese, crude, DUMB, loudddddddddd. And for the duuude thinking these types pictured are Obama supporters………..erm…….I think the average Walmart shoppers are probably anti-Obama to the tune of about 98 %. Obama had his biggest margin of victory in the East where most of our more civilized citizens live 
September 15th, 2009
And pssssssttttttttttttt…………..I’ve been to Europe many times and they dress beautifully. They know culture and art and history…..and again…umm……..you’re making fun of them on A SITE THAT SHOWS AMERICANS AS MINDBOGGINGLY LAUGHABLE SLOBS
September 15th, 2009
Peter, only a complete douchebag would submit a comment such as yours on a website such as this. Pull the stick out of your ass and have a little fun in life.
September 15th, 2009
LMAO
September 15th, 2009
For pity’s sake, there’s no need to denigrate anyone! We all came here looking for a bit of amusement and that’s what we found. Have a chuckle and move on, people.
September 16th, 2009
“Honey, do these shorts make me look gay?”
“Yes, Dear.”
“Perfect.”
September 16th, 2009
O.M.G….. I do shop at walmart…. but I cannot say I have ever seen anything so horrific. My balls hurt just looking at this picture >_<
September 16th, 2009
I don’t think the shirt is as bright as it looks, the saturation is too high in this photo. Every color in the background is glowing too.
September 17th, 2009
Lieutenant john dangle
September 17th, 2009
Gees…..I bet he’s wearing a Banana Hammock too……
September 18th, 2009
…or man-shorts that short!
September 19th, 2009
Peter- Don’t come to America please we have enough short shorts with this guy =0
What are you doing here in the first place? LOL!
September 20th, 2009
You know it’s bad when, as a female, you find yourself saying, that’s cute! I’d really like to ask him where he got his outfit.
September 21st, 2009
this is so frigen funny and wtf is with the one guy who comment about his dad looking like a bad ass in tite shorts your dad should bitch slip you silly or have your life partner do it for he you frigen homo
September 22nd, 2009
That’s the way everyone in Pennsylvania dresses….
G.H.P.A.
September 22nd, 2009
I have seen far worse than this…but I have to say that this is NASTY…I make fun of ppl like this (lol)
September 23rd, 2009
Cheer…FIGHT FOR THE BRIGHT!
September 23rd, 2009
Wow, a Gators fan in PA.
Gators wear jean shorts!
September 24th, 2009
HaHa gators wear Jhorts!!!!!
Is that wallet wear, cell phone, or cigarette pack wear on his left pocket?
September 24th, 2009
Isn’t that Chevy Chase with hair talking to the colorful guy?
September 25th, 2009
I’m sorry sir, i’m certain the genetic clones in yellow are on back order.
September 26th, 2009
I appreciate that someone noticied the EXTREMELY bright yellow shirt, but I was far more distracted by the fact he was wearing short shorts to notice the shirt.
September 26th, 2009
There is nothing wrong with this gentleman’s attire. People, there are more important issues in the USA to deal with right now.
October 1st, 2009
I’m from pennsylvania, and I’m pretty sure thats my uncle,
October 2nd, 2009
Sorry !! I can’t wear them that short or my one eyed mouse would be peeking at you.
October 2nd, 2009
I’d say the shirt is the ONLY thing bright about this guy… Men that wear shorts like that should NEVER be questioned about their sexuality… it’s an OBVIOUS statement!!!!
October 3rd, 2009
honestly, think about it……isn’t it sad how the quality of people in the u.s. has gone down……………………people are so inconsiderate to each other, gotta have those loud pipes on my motorcycle, straight pipes, hell with everyone else as long as I’M HAPPY………………….too much inbreeding!
October 3rd, 2009
Here is what is being said here,
Bill: Hey Tom, how are ya
Tom: Good Bill. How is the family?
Bill: Good. ..Say Tom …did you lose a bet or something?
Tom: No why?
Bill: Then why the hell are you wearing those shorts?
**Someone takes the picture**
October 4th, 2009
“Who wears short shorts….. i wear short shorts”
joe from family guy
October 6th, 2009
I love how the guy talkin to him is trying his damndest not to look at the guy’s dick that is probably hanging out in those shorts lmao
October 7th, 2009
The other guy is wondering how quick he can get to the bleach isle.
October 11th, 2009
Hahahahahaha….come on if it weren’t for for warped fashion sense we wouldn’t have CHEAP Entertainment! ROFL! I’m glad he wore them else I wouldn’t have had that great chuckle this morning.
October 11th, 2009
god my dad is soo embarassing!!!!!!!
he has to take pictures with everybody!
October 19th, 2009
god my dad is soo embarassing he has to take pictures with everybody!
October 19th, 2009
His shirt is the same colour as the bag of dog food in his cart.
October 23rd, 2009
“So the first half of the cycle is on cold, then add the color guard?”
October 26th, 2009
“I didn’t even know they could make shirts that bright.”
THATS WHAT WALMART IS FOR!
November 3rd, 2009
This guy is really lifting up his leg in those cut off shorts…
November 5th, 2009
you have to be brave to work at wal-mart. i bet when you apply it says in really small writing at the very bottom, “WARNING: You may go blind.”
November 13th, 2009
The other guy must be the store manager telling him to just put his shopping cart back and go to Sears.
November 19th, 2009
I don’t have a problem with the denim cut-offs. It’s the bright yellow tank-top that throws me.
November 22nd, 2009
at least he has decent looking legs!
November 23rd, 2009
those are jorts even tim tebow couldn’t pull off
November 27th, 2009
those are jorts even tim tebow couldn’t pull off
November 27th, 2009
Is that Mr. clean?
November 28th, 2009
Looks like now the shorts are famous for
the men and not for the girls. As we can
see more than 10 men wearing shorts
and they they roll up more to show more
skin. hahahaha really funny
November 30th, 2009
How often do you have to change the batteries in that shirt?
December 1st, 2009
” Hey Bud nice watch!” “What time is it, I have that its half past nuts!”
December 6th, 2009
Wow
December 8th, 2009
October 11th, 2010
. At last, I found the information I was looking for in months. I think I need to save this link.
October 11th, 2010
YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIS SHIRT! LOOK AT HIS PANTS! THEM THINGS CANT GET ANY SHORTER!
November 5th, 2010
he wears short shorts
November 27th, 2010
you look at this picture and the brightness of his shirt bothers you? hahahahahahaha
December 20th, 2010
is this the first ever photo?
December 22nd, 2010
This is exactly what I was looking for. I am going to share this with my team members. I think we can do better now.
December 23rd, 2010
LMAO, someone said “Bumble Bee Tuna”. For some reason that made me laugh. I love this site.
December 31st, 2010
My guess they are the pj jeans that he cut off. After all it does say they fit all body types!
January 14th, 2011
“So, Bill! I hear the crystal light dancers are getting back together!”
February 22nd, 2011
You haven’t seen my bicycle jersey’s. I agree ….. shirt isn’t the problem. The shorts and the burning in my eyes …..
February 23rd, 2011
that looks EXACTLY like my uncle O.O
June 30th, 2011
im a little more concerned about the daisy dukes hes rockin lol
January 3rd, 2012
Those shorts aren’t short. What’s wrong with all of you clowns saying it is?
Your conservative mommies and daddies want you to wear your Amish clothes?
Go right ahead. Wear them when it reaches a heat index of 110 degrees!
I’ll be out enjoying my short shorts, while you sweat your balls off!!!
hahahaha
February 13th, 2013
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