Fresh Produce…does that include Arkansas Natural Melons?
38 Comments | In: Arkansas, Vehicles
Awwww…..little rebel sperm. How sweet.
See kids, this is where future WM people come from.
September 5th, 2009
Fresh produce? Hello!
“Yes, hello, I’d like some melons.”
“Here you are…” [hands him two ripe watermelons]
“Oh, you sell produce like THAT? Nevermind.” [walks away, feeling unaccomplished]
“There goes another… Why do they all expect boobs?! I just don’t get it.”
I see this guy set up at the Protho exit all the time. And yes, he actually does sell the melons.
Nothing says “Classy” quite like a tongue-in-cheek “Dixie Cups” sticker. Not one, oh no….gotta go with TWO.
The thing that’s incredible about this picture is that there aren’t any testicles hanging from the hitch.
September 6th, 2009
I actually saw a woman in South Carolina wearing this bikini.
I don’t get it
Liked em so much, he got a matching pair.
He’s lucky he didnt have his d cups busted out.
that sticker plus that van equals lots of hot chicks
Carroll is a tool
I can already see the girl wearing them. She is wearing jeans, no shirt, huge love handles with a tramp stamp in the middle
Its a company vehicle. Bad marketing technique.
Ugh. I actually have a bikini like that, and, ironically, every time I wash it the colors run.
Yeah, I see this guy all the time at Protho Junction in North Little Rock. You should see his wife/girlfriend. She is an older chick and just wears skanky clothing
Love the Dixie Cups!
September 7th, 2009
ha my mom owned a bikini like that in the early 90′s
What? No trucknutz?!1 Unamerican filth!
Downtown Arkansas…………you gotta love it.
imagine that, fucking ARKANSAS!!! i was just there on vaca, i totally would not have been surprised to see this. actually the checker at the walmart we went to literally TOLD ME she cut her own hair cuz shes poor…..NICE
September 8th, 2009
The South Will Rise Again!
September 10th, 2009
ZOMG! i know that freaking truck! it’s parked right across the street from the sonic in my neighborhood selling watermelons!!
September 11th, 2009
Anybody else remember the ICP song “Fuck Your Rebel Flag”?
September 13th, 2009
1. At least he doesn’t have the tail hitch scrotum to go with his “cups” and 2. I truly hope this doesn’t catch on in Alabama!
September 14th, 2009
Ah…way to show your pride in your southern heritage.
September 15th, 2009
LOL I’ve seen this truck aswell, Right down from sonic on protho, He’s a nice ol’ man salein water melons. Van’s down there everyday just about. Pretty funny seeing it on here though.
September 23rd, 2009
dude that van lives next to my house
October 10th, 2009
i LOVE it! you damn yankees are just jealous of our dixie cups!!
October 12th, 2009
OMG This is from my city!!! Ive seen this van!!!
October 13th, 2009
The quality of the info is what keeps me on this site, thanks!
Greetings from Tim.
October 25th, 2009
BAHAHAHAAA. I totally saw this van when me and my cousin went to eat at olive garden. They had a lot of watermelons. LOL.
October 27th, 2009
Хииии)) я с них улыбаюся
October 30th, 2009
I remember seeing this van in the parking lot!
November 28th, 2009
I passed this van the other day when I was driving to Conway with my fiance…. priceless….. we had a long discussion about it.
April 4th, 2011
yeah, i see them all the time too. and yes, they really sell melons. it’s so funny getting on here and seeing people i see in “real life”.
May 8th, 2011
@ lol OMG i do too! we are practically related!
January 8th, 2012
i see this guy all the time. if you think the vans bad, you should take a look at the man who owns it!
He’s offering boob jobs in the back of his van.
September 9th, 2013