I think he has a onesie on…like a gangster leotard.
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There are no words for this.
September 6th, 2009
I would think this would be uncomfortable. And what keeps the shorts from sliding down when he starts to walk?
OMG. That is just disturbing.
This may not be the best picture on this site (although it’s close), it is absolutely the best caption below a picture on this website! Bravo!
the bargain DVD bin draws all the species which may inhabit a walmart. The dvd bin is usually a good place to observe these creatures while maintaining a clear distance. If one was to inter fear with the dvd hunting without knowing the correct social etiquette one might find themselves face to face with an angry degenerate or comedy hungry college student..
that captioning made the pic…..”I think he had a onesie on?” roflmfao
OMG, I think I just peed a little bit.
This is where your homies need to look at you and say “Dude, that’s just wrong.” I am beginning to wonder if any of these people have TRUE friends or just ones that just laugh at them constantly.
Why wear shorts at all…really.
bwahaha! I was thinking maybe he’s practicing assuming the position for when he’s in prison. he just figured he was going to be in public so he’d put his onsie on.
bahahaha!! he should have just weared some pants.
Honestly, do people not understand that this “fashion” started as a way for men to signal other men in prison they were looking for sex.
Can Someone PLEASE explain WHY these guys wear their pants like this? It makes no sense at all!! Can’t be comfortable at all. Very irritating!!
maybe some guys want other guys to see a hint of ass crack
I bet his parents are proud of him……
Since when did dirty underwear become attractive to women? Same thing with the dude buying the cell phone. They should get together and share their skid mark techniques. Disgusting. I like the hate mail that opine that this is making fun of the poor. It’s costs nothing to pull up your pants. Matter of fact, I will loan you a shoe lace!
Best blog of 2009!
I laughed for like five minutes straight. Hope this goes viral. “GANGSTA LEOTARD IN WALMART… at eleven.”
Thinks Jen needs to go to the isle where you can sample the toilet paper with all the little times she pee’s
“only at wally*mart”
Best caption ever!
lol thats just ridiculous
It almost looks like there is a diaper tucked in the back there
You sure this isn’t the San Francisco Wallie World near Castro Street?
Your captions are so lame. The photos are funny, but your captions suck.
There are no words.
(Also, I’ll be telling the one 18 year old boy I know who wears his jeans below his butt how this fashion trend started. Maybe he will start pulling his pants up.)
This way, if some ninjas attack me, I can gymnasticize my way out of it! NOBODY gets in the way of MY search for quality pre-owned DVDs!
Fake pic, trying to win some money.
Why, oh WHY do people think dressing like this is attractive? Do they just NOT know this is prison speak for “Yo Bubba, I am all yours baby”?
shiver me timbers
Don’t get me wrong; it’s a stupid look. But in his defense, this is the first example of “low pants” I can remember seeing where the guy had his shirt tucked into his pants. Usually, the guys who go with this look make a point of having their underwear on full display. So kudos to you, shirt-tucker guy.
wow….you know he is taking the dvd home and watching it in his parents basement……
lmfao at the commentary oh man
This is a very educational site. I hadn’t heard of onesies before. Now I can’t get it out of my head…
dude wears shorts like kimchee wears a smile.
Learned something new here, onesies. Now trying to forget…
Best caption yet!! I laugh every time I read it!! Classic!!!
*sigh* There should not be an apostrophe in flamingos. It is plural, not possessive. But I am thrilled that they did not put an apostrophe in DVDs, an error frequently seen on signs in places like Wal*Mart.
This is called SAGGIN. Anyone take the time to see what you get spelling it backwards? BEST SITE IN 2009
Nards of Goat
*GASP* He’s presenting!! The picture-taker should’ve used the zoom-out feature to capture the big, burly negro running up at “ramming” speed to jam his flesh missle up whitey’s shitpipe!
*GASP* He’s presenting!! The picture-taker should’ve used the zoom-out feature to capture the big, burly negro running up at “ramming” speed to jam his flesh missile up whitey’s corn chute.
what a tool, buahahahahaha
Learned what onesies means today, thanks to this site. After that pic, I’m trying to forget
people who usually walk around with their pants sagging are usually looking for someone to bend them over and drive into them.
okay, i understand that wearing pants like this is to make them appear baggy but why do it with shorts? one of these days i’m just going to go up to one of these guys and yank their pants down all the way…it’s not like they can look any more like an idiot! :p
i agree w/ other comments, great caption! LOL
A better caption would havebeen “flamingos in heat”
why bother wearing shorts at all
i used to realy hate my mom for giveing me such a hard time about how i dressed as a kid. now i think ill go and thank her.
This is terrible!!!!! How can someone walk like this?
This fashion trend is so senseless, it makes me angry. Somebody please tell me what is so cool about your shorts hanging off the butt.
I don’t get it.
They can’t run very well like that, either.
Does these kids realize what this statement means? When your pants down like this it means in prison that your available for sex. So maybe if we spread the word they won’t look so stupid.
Thats the Walmart mating call ritual.
I hope he cleared that with his boyfriend!!
I know this Walmart (I live right near it) and sadly, I don’t think this is a fake picture trying to win the prize money. Wearing shorts or pants like that around here is a common thing. Funny thing is, if this kid ever came face to face with a real thug, he’d probably make a mess is his (visible) underwear…
IRONY… the ones dressed like this in my state are always ones who talk about how much they hate gay guys…
I took this pic and can assure you it is NOT fake or staged. Just one of our friendly neighborhood wiggas (pardon my language) thinking he’s all gangsta!
Moron. Interesting how the American flag is in the background. What is this country coming to?
Is it so damn hard to wear your shorts on your waste??
J D Allinder
“Flamingos” is plural. Do not use an apostrophe when you pluralize a noun.
just to clarify, this fashion trend did not start in prison as a way to signal that you’re looking for sex. Check the link below:
I told my girls(12, 11 and 1) if a boy ever picked them up on a date with pants like that……mom was going to staple gun them to his forhead. How proud parents all over the world must be to see these boys share their panties with everyone….amazing I never see guys in suits on cops, just guys like this…well not quite like this
I think it’s even funnier that the guy in the gangsta onesie is from Connecticut
I don’t understand the flamingo reference…?
If that was my kid I’d beat his ass for walking out of the house looking like that!
It looks like a leotard for a reo-tard.
People who wear pants like this are saying “Come bang me from behind, I’m gay”.
notice how tight the shorts are around his legs…
With pants hanging so low, they have no option but to walk like penguins, while holding on to the”crotch” area(which is lowered) to hold their pants as they walk., or they can only walk a few steps before they need to hike them up, a slight millimeter..1,2 step, hike up pants…1,2 step, hike up pants…repeat till they trip..or their pants fall down..
Now that’s a badonkadonk!
I’m guessing he’s hunting for Brokeback Mountain LOL !!!
I like the site. You’re obviously funny for coming up with the idea, but the many of the captions are dull and just not funny. They could definitely be wittier or more clever.
funny site though.
LMFAO oohhhhhmg where has this site been all my life?! lol This is like a slightly whiter version of Hot Ghetto Mess.
White TRASH !
OMG! In some perverse way I want to rump ride him till he screams he’s my bitch and then kick him to the curb.
For those of you claiming that this trend is to advertise sex…1) Check your facts! A simple visit to snopes disproves the “advertising sex in prison theory you all seem to want to claim as fact! 2) By repeating false information, you are only making yourself appear as dumb as the loser who is wearing his gangsta onsie!
I bet he’s hunting for Brokeback Mountain LOL !!
Oh wow! I’ve just laughed for almost 2 days straight. I laughed so hard last night when I first saw this that I woke everyone in the house up — then today, I made my way back again just in time to laugh up my lunch!
This is the BEST caption in the world!! I love this site now!!
Wait until he gets home and tries to play those DVDs in his VCR
Gangsta for sure. I like how gangly he is too.
What this young man really needs is a Hope and Change oneside to really set off the look.
Why cant guys understand that that went out of style TWO YEARS AGO??
You know this isn’t Greenwich … can’t be!!!
not a doktor
Looks like he should be shopping at American Apparel not walmart.
what a fag.is that gangster backwards
Crazee Planet Dweller
Either wear the pants pulled all the way up or a hat pulled all the way down.
YOU!!! Off of my planet!
Those value bins seem to attract the worst people. You always see everyone scrambling to get the last copy of Delta Force 2 or Rocky 4
OMG…ha….gangster leotard! Now that’s funny. ~
September 7th, 2009
so here’s an idea, instead of wasting 5 bucks on a movie why dont you save it and buy some freakin pants that actually fit you!!!!
I don’t know what I would do without the captions to these pictures… they are equally as funny as the subjects themselves. I love you guys!
this makes me laugh every time i see it!!! extra points for the perfect caption!
He’s letting the world know that his arse is for rent!
I bet he’s been on Cops once or twice!
If I’m not mistaken, I see some Goatee action going on. Maybe he’s like 23 or something. And Notice how tight is pants are at the top, and how loose they are at the bottom. Weird. Don’t people know that the sagging pants trend was so 3 years ago? That’s so disgusting.
oh my god i can’t stop laughing
why’s he so bean shaped?
I think “gangster ‘tard” alone covered it.
Absolutely disgusting. The gene pool really needs cleansing…
i thought walmart was a family store and now i find out they have male prostituse in the store.im afraid to even touch any thing in there cus im afraid of wat people have done in there
For all who think this is something a gay man does for “advertisement”, you are so wrong! A gay man would not be caught dead dressing this way.
Also, the whole thing about this starting in prison as a way of advertising for gay sex is incorrect…look it up on Snopes.com.
Love this site!
If you wear your shorts that low in prison, it means your taken!
I thought the point was to show off those boxers??
If I were in that WM at the time, I would sneak up to him from behind, and press my (clothed) crotch-area against his ass!!!! Then he would think twice of wearing his pants that way!
Or I would just lay a hand on those cheeks, and see how he responds!
another example of dumb red neck hillbilly white kids trying to emulate disgusting trashy dying black culture
Looks like he does have a onesie on like my kids wear but their pants are worn on the waiste. The piece of garbage wont be able to run from the cops though because his pants are down around his ankles
I would goe up from behind his ass an pull the rest of his short’s down, then probley run off with them.
Sneak up behind him and jerk those shorts up and give him a wedgie up to the Adam’s Apple.
I dare you to take full on head shots of people that’s when they get really pissed
He looks deformed.
September 8th, 2009
I always thought K-fed shopped at walmart.
Needs a sign on his back that reads ‘Arse for rent’.
…”flamingo”… great comparison.
Damn! That boy’s treats must be hangin out front!
ok seriously…. I damn near WET myself laughing at the onesy!! Oh too much i love it… Although the one with the shelf on the car had me in stitches too…
September 9th, 2009
The onesie part is hilarious. This is such a turn off. Why don’t guys get it. Their buts do not turn on women. You look hidious. Just wear normal pants please!
C’mon people, wake up! Zippers are just another way the Man is keepin’ us down!!
if the guy wants to look a real dickhead when he goes out,,,,,,,,,,,,, it is something for us to laugh about
September 10th, 2009
I have seen young guys wearing this style, as well as, the way-too-big shorts. The shorts have elastic waistbands so they fit snuggly on the thighs & they don’t have to hang on to the front with each step, but they still have to pull them up once in a while.
The worst example was a young man walking across a busy street. He wore long blue jean shorts with a belt tightened only as small as the circumfrence of the shorts. His shirt was bunched up in the front because he had to hang on to the belt buckle to keep them from falling down while the bottom of the shorts flapped at the top of his sneakers.
If they only knew how stupid they look.
that guy is definitely puttin’ out the vibe!
only queers tuck their wife beaters in
OMG I KNOW WHO THIS IS!! HAHAHAHAHA
When guys like this walk,It’s like Jeff Foxworthy said…cast & tug, cast & tug. LOL
September 11th, 2009
Anyone…. ANYONE…. who wears their pants off their ass like that is a total 100% poser. I don’t care if you actually are in a REAL gang of some sort, you’re still a total poser.
The plural of flamingo is either flamingos or flamingoes. “Flamingo’s” indicates the possessive. If you’re going to mock others with racist and classist zeal, at least try to be perfect yourself.
Just by looking at this picture I knew it was from CT. My goodness.
I laughed so hard at the caption that I think I peed a little…
If I hadta guess, I’d say this was taken @ the WalMart in Naugatuck, CT.
am I right?
Love the site. Hate the typo. No apostrophe on plurals – just possessives and contractions.
OMG I’m speechless
September 12th, 2009
To complete his outfit he should be wearing his
“I like it from behind” t-shirt.
lol i always laugh at ANYBODY who sags their pants. the funny thing is that they think it looks “cool” when actually they look like retards. plus its funny to watch them on worlds wildest police chases when they are running from the cops and their pants fall down. Seriously gangstas should wear tighter clothes so when they do run from the cops they have a better chance but i guess that would be smart and gangstas and posers like this are the complete opposite of smart……….. is anybody else tempted to walk up to this guy and depants him? the sad thing is would he even care.
lol, i was wondering when my state would turn up. ^.^
LOL at gangster leotard
September 13th, 2009
Where do you think he keeps hisgun, uh I mean, wallet?
No amount of restraint could keep Stretch Armstrong in his clothes when there was a deal to be found.
that's what I'm talkin' bout
It’s a whigga in a onesie!!!
Before anyone calls me on this ‘whigga” is for “white gangsta”…hence the “whi” and the “ga”…not a swap out on the “n” word!!
Hey man, pull up your pants!!Nobody wants to see your skid marks!!!
hahahahahahhahaha oh my god
He’s praying to the $3.97 movie bin: “Yo God, thank you fo’ my snappy-crotched wife beater.”
September 14th, 2009
That old granny in the dress might come up and goose his little white ass. Cant get over how big his arms are, now that’s a big MF!
I got a nice hearty laugh out of the caption. THANK YOU!!! xD
September 15th, 2009
I cannot stop laughing at the gansta onsie comment. LOVE IT!
OMG! The picture wasn’t that funny until I read the caption! That is freakin’ hilarious! I almost choked to death on spaghetti when I read that.
he does look like a flamingo
September 16th, 2009
I can die fulfilled now. That caption had me leaking tears AND breast milk. Hi-larious! Thank you White Trash of The World!
September 17th, 2009
That caption is the most funny was AWESOME!!!! The pic was bad enough but the caption was PERFECT!!!!
September 18th, 2009
The caption alone totally makes this picture!!!
September 19th, 2009
Of COURSE he’s from CT. That is indeed, the gangster leotard. I bet you anything he had on giant Tims with undone laces and socks up to his calf socks. And probably weighs 130 soaking wet.
Next year they’re coming out with leopard prints.
Dude: Shoot!! I was straight up lookin for the Boyz in Da Hood DVD, but guess I settle for this Re-released version of Big Bird on Ice….yo’!
Maybe its just me, but i think his underwear are sponge-bob dude.
If you look reall close.. no lie. O_o
September 20th, 2009
Yo! I bust this look all the time when I’m rollin’ down the skreet.
September 21st, 2009
MENTAL TERRORIZM !
He obviously is simply signaling he looking to get some up the butt. No mystery here.
September 22nd, 2009
I dont see how they can be much of a gangsta when they gotta hold their pants up?
please lord don’t let him go to jail:)
Gangsta leotard!!! Yeah thats funny but I really think this is some disturbing on the down low gay signal or something….WEIRD!!!
September 23rd, 2009
What can I say about this site – best on the net! I have sent this photo to all my friends. In Australia we thought we had a monopoly on what we call ‘bogans’ but on behalf of all bogans I say – we surrender! I’m afraid rocking down to the market wearing flannels, tracky dacks and ugg boots just won’t cut it!
September 24th, 2009
LOL sadly this is not uncommon here in CT,, too funny!
September 25th, 2009
Gansta Boy teddy
so I only read the first few comments, but why didn’t anyone point out that flamingos in simply plural and not possessive therefore needs no apostrophe? please change this! I am unhappy! I want to make fun of ridiculous Walmart people, not those in charge of the interwebpage!
I think this is my f*ing brother!!!!! mad funny!!!!!! And his mane is Neil!!!! what white trash trying to act gangster,,,,,
Hey Retard! Pull up your damn pants or wear a belt!
wow stupid gangster wana be. i really hate the way they were their clothes.
id really like to see him run or run his mouth and try and fight a red neck lol!
September 28th, 2009
Please don’t pluralize nouns using an apostrophe. It’s never correct. Ever. Pretty bad to make fun of people at Wal-Mart and make this mistake.
awwwww poor confused wanna B ???? Naked? wanna a B some-N maybe he just wanna B Loved Jesus is waiting!
October 2nd, 2009
Wow. Don’t go “jailin’ ” that ass in a real prison or you’ll be hurtin’ for certain!
October 4th, 2009
after seeing this pic and the caption, I’m hooked on this site (the flamingo reference was excessive…”gangsta leotard” was enough)
after reading the comments, I know that Snopes is where gay ppl send everyone to try and disprove all their silly little stereotypes… rotflmao!
October 5th, 2009
Oh, there is a word for this: Dumb@$$.
October 6th, 2009
Oh my! Prison Fag chique!
I got some cigarettes lil girlie.
October 8th, 2009
I mean come on if your gonna walk around low-ridin’ what’s the point in covering your boxers with your wife beater? I thought the whole idea was for the chicas to see your underwear ese? LOL
I just don’t understand why anyone would dress like this! When did showing off your boxers become fashionable? Can someone please explain this to me? I don’t get it.
October 9th, 2009
a retard in a leotard.
October 10th, 2009
His mother must be proud
October 12th, 2009
No No No!!!
Looks like a onesie, wonder if he has a diaper to go with it?
October 14th, 2009
B. D. Z.
What a retard!!
October 20th, 2009
GAY or retarded.
October 21st, 2009
October 25th, 2009
there is a word for this….its stupidity
October 26th, 2009
Just a few things – that I’m sure will be given a “thumbs down” causing my thoughts to be hidden. A.) This style of clothing did begin in prison but not as a way for homosexual inmates to “market” themselves – ignorance isn’t bliss people, you look foolish when you state lies. B.) Wearing his pants like this is a trend that a good number of American’s follow…don’t be so shocked! C.) I’m willing to bet he’s not gay and wearing his pants like this doesn’t make him want sex with a man…do girls want to be raped when they wear a skirt? D.) The homophobic comments, such as “brokeback mountain”, are ridiculous – grow up…I know you’re thinking “Well shoot, that comment ain’t not funny at all”…sorry…
October 27th, 2009
I remember a kid in 8th grade (back in 1997) who used to wear his pants this low. One day, I made a comment behind his back about how one day his pants were gonna get pulled down…I couldn’t live that comment down the rest of the day (glad there was only about an hour left in the school day). It kinda looked like this.
Honestly, who finds this attractive?
October 28th, 2009
You know you’re getting old when you just wanna smack the sh*t out of this kid… ugh
looks liek he needs to just drop them and let me at it lol
November 9th, 2009
LUIC (laughing until I cry)
If your mommy still drops you off at school….you’re not a gangsta.
November 11th, 2009
You’ve GOT to be kidding me! Thug One-sies!!! What every thug wants for Christmas!
November 15th, 2009
Honestly, this has GOT to be staged. Forget the white thing he’s wearing, NO-ONE could not possibly know their shorts were hanging that low!
November 21st, 2009
GANGSTA LEOTARD IN WALMARTTTTT!(:
December 2nd, 2009
He is looking for a boyfriend…
December 5th, 2009
how’s that song go?
‘the freaks come out at night, the freaks come out at night’
so many kids these days look and dress like complete clowns and the only people who think they look ‘cool’ are other clowns. you’d never see any respectable member of society looking like that.
January 8th, 2010
wow, that’s so gangsta…
January 1st, 2011
Makes me want to shout: Belt Sale Isle 9!!!
January 6th, 2011
I so wanna pants these idiots walking around with there pants down their asses…nobody wants to see that… And if they knew the meaning behind this i bet they would pull their pants up.. This was started in prison by inmates to let other inmates know that you were available…
April 12th, 2011
Pretty sure I’d beat this kid up if I saw him….. just for dressing like this… wigger lol
March 23rd, 2012