October 9th, 2010
Skin It
If you need a raccoon or an opossum or maybe a human that needs skinned, I think I might know the guy to do it.
Maine
Skin It,
If you need a raccoon or an opossum or maybe a human that needs skinned, I think I might know the guy to do it.
Maine
Skin It,
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The rainbow suspender kind of takes the edge off of this guy!
October 9th, 2010
FIRST
October 9th, 2010
Looks like Tupac Crockett, the homie of the wild frontier.
October 9th, 2010
Lookit friggin’ Kid “Frock” over heah.
October 9th, 2010
OMFG, its the beverly hillbilies!!!!!!!!!!! I think he needs a California welcome. LOL
October 9th, 2010
Now that’s how you advertise for Dunkin’ Donuts.
“America runs on Dunkin’. But watch out though. He will cut you.”
October 9th, 2010
dude! he’s wearing rainbow suspenders… weird
October 9th, 2010
the hills aren’t the only things with eyes…
October 9th, 2010
Ohh my that looks like a guy I went to college with. The one I knew never dressed that strange but he was super weird.
October 9th, 2010
Looks like Snoop Dogg dressed as a hillbilly for halloween. Fo’ shizzle! Gimme sum candy, bitch!
October 9th, 2010
Is this a crossover from ‘D-Bag Planet’?
October 9th, 2010
Dog the bounty hunter with down syndrome?
October 9th, 2010
Look! Its Billy the Exterminator’s long lost brother
October 9th, 2010
This is what you would end up with if you were going for the Emo-Forest Ranger look…
October 9th, 2010
Must be his Halloween costume.
October 9th, 2010
Looks like a pretty typical Maine-iac to me.
*disclaimer~I’m not making fun of Maine, I love it. My family is from there and I’ve been visiting every summer since I was a baby.*
October 9th, 2010
I can’t wait to see this guys “To Catch A Predator” episode…
October 9th, 2010
WHY?!
That is all.
October 9th, 2010
“Road Kill Walkin”……
October 9th, 2010
Looks like GG Allin wannabe.
October 9th, 2010
All he needs to do is cut and smear his own shit all over himself and he’d be just like GG.
October 9th, 2010
i want to live where there’s a dunkin’ donuts in my walmart. that’s like fast tracking obesity.
October 9th, 2010
It’s Kid Rock’s even more white trashier brother, Kid Trailer Park Meth Cooker.
October 9th, 2010
10 to 1 he is a virgin. (animals don’t count) No self respecting woman would go near him!!!
October 9th, 2010
I have a vest I used to wear with my Boy Scout uniform. I have merit badges on it and other stuff. This reminded me of that.
October 9th, 2010
Kid Rock’s long lost brother?
October 9th, 2010
I bet that everybody stops and looks at him. They probably have the same question on their mind as I do “what the hell is it.”
October 9th, 2010
I bet everyone stops and looks at him. They probably have the same question on their mind that I do, “what the hell is it!?”
October 9th, 2010
The lady in the background, looks like she’s hoping some more people come in, and fast … so she doesn’t have to be alone with him lol
October 9th, 2010
I wonder if he fvcks the animal corpses to give it his own special little gift with each purchase!
October 9th, 2010
I know this man. He went to a four-day Christian music festival in NH, which is where I met him. Totally harmless (very colorful) individual.
October 9th, 2010
“Hey babe, lets go back to my place and cook up the possum I found on the side of the road.”
October 9th, 2010
What DOESN’T go with that outfit?
October 9th, 2010
Is IT trying to be a Grizzly Adams look-a-like???? If so then FAIL
if trying to look like a dumb A$$……….Success.
October 9th, 2010
I’m fascinated by the technological advancements in biochemistry but who decided it was a good idea to reanimate the corpse of Daniel Boone? Seems like a strange place to start, I would have picked Michael Jackson, at least people were already used to him looking like a corpse.
October 9th, 2010
I know this is from Maine, but for some reason “Sweet Home Alabama” keeps running through my head……..
October 9th, 2010
Holy $hit, It’s Ned Gerblansky from South Park. And if you don’t believe this dude looks like him, just look here.
http://www.planearium.de/bilder/charaktere_ned.jpg
October 9th, 2010
well, if you ever wondered what “Flea Market Royalty” looked like….
October 9th, 2010
now now easyrider, this here place is called a walmart……. relax you fit in just fine…..
October 9th, 2010
This guys ready 4 Halloween!
October 9th, 2010
my skull necklace is cooler than his.
October 9th, 2010
Its like the crocodile hunter mated with the guy from Nickelback
October 9th, 2010
THIS must be the guy who drives the matching road-kill decorated truck complete with crocodile head that was posted here a couple weeks ago!
October 9th, 2010
I am starting to believe that a lot more of these are being staged by those who need the ego boost of being on a web site… Notice how many of the recent photos are now of “Wal Creatures” just entering the store so there can be a quick exit after the photo… No carts of junk. No shopping way back in the electonics department anymore.. Just a thought…
October 9th, 2010
Holy cave-dwellin’ troglodyte, Batman! He probably hasn’t been inside since before the mammoths became extinct.
October 9th, 2010
Forget about the guy, I’m jealous that there are WalMarts with Dunkin Donuts inside!
October 9th, 2010
I live in New Hampshuh next door to Maine and my Wally has a Dunkin. In fact there are three within a couple of miles of each other on the other side of town. And they just tore down the charming Mom and Pop at the end of my street to build yet another. Just what this town needs.
October 9th, 2010
Oh sh!t. Snoop Dogg has been using the Michael Jackson skincare line.
He killed a kitten to make that necklace
October 10th, 2010
As I’ve explained before, first cousins are allowed to marry here in Maine.
October 10th, 2010
Gay pirate hooker?
October 10th, 2010
Boy!!! I’d sure be in trouble if my local Wally World had a Dunkin’ Donuts in it. I can say no to Krispy Cremes, I can walk right by the bakery even when they are making fresh garlic bread or those round pasteries filled with whipped cream. But I LOVE Dunkin’ Donuts French Cruellers!!!!
October 10th, 2010
Its like he couldn’t decide to be pirate, a cowboy, a biker, a punk, or a hipster. So he decided to be all of them.
October 10th, 2010
Hey man,
Do you have tutu’s. A pink tutu would totally complete my new image for sure, in a far out and groovy kind of way!
October 10th, 2010
Oh my, a boy scout gone rogue!
October 10th, 2010
He’s so bad-ass, he can skin a rainbow!
October 10th, 2010
WHAT? They have DD in Walmarts in Maine? At least he has good taste in doughnuts. (he appears to be leaving DD)
October 10th, 2010
must be Dunkin’s new ad campaign ” The donuts must get through “.
October 10th, 2010
Toby Keith showed up for the “Rollback” on Bud.
October 10th, 2010
if Walmart was the set of a movie this guy would be playing an extra, likely just a character in the background stumbling around or learing at women.
October 10th, 2010
I will bet nearly anything this is the Ellsworth Me Walmart. I am pretty sure this guy, and an equally bizarre looking friend have shopped in my store in the same town. He was more odd when I saw him last, including sunglasses with large “X”s across the lenses and cowboy hat. Friendly, fairly normal acting, but seriously odd dress.
October 10th, 2010
That vest he’s wearing looks less like animal hide and more like my shitty brown carpeting …. though mine doesn’t have patches and baby skulls sewn to it ……
October 10th, 2010
Is it me, or does the left side of his face looked caved in?
October 10th, 2010
Poor thing……………….was he in an accident or something???
October 10th, 2010
Johnny Depp starring in his new upcoming Quentin Taranteno film- “Trailerhood Diaries Of A Self Proclaimed Bad Ass” !
Due out spring 2011….
October 10th, 2010
I don’t know,about you guys, but he’s cool. He’s got his own look kind of pieced together from all kinds of things. I’d rather look like that instead of the typical Wally world clothes. He’s original.
October 11th, 2010
oO he seriously looks like the guy who was best man at my wedding…I’m actually kinda creeped about this…
October 11th, 2010
I live in Maine and am seriously going to have to go into a Wal Mart near where I reside and see if there are more people like this! If so I’m moving!
October 11th, 2010
GREAT caption – no need to expand on it while I am peeing my pants a little.
Thanks for the laugh.
October 11th, 2010
Ed “Gangsta” Gein
October 11th, 2010
It puts the lotion on its skin…
October 11th, 2010
This guy is my hero. I wish I could be this awesome when I grow up.
October 11th, 2010
Is it just me or is this guy trying too hard to be bad ass??!!
October 11th, 2010
For Allie who commented:
“I know this man. He went to a four-day Christian music festival in NH, which is where I met him. Totally harmless (very colorful) individual.”
I have a friend who could be a doppleganger for this guy and would love to contact him, seriously, if anyone could give me more info, I’d be so grateful, thanks
October 12th, 2010
this is from my hometown, this guy drives an electric adult tricycle…he used to wear biker leathers fringe vest and all.
October 12th, 2010
omg… I know that guy! He’s quite eccentric but a very nice fellow.
October 12th, 2010
Damn gypsies trying to steal our Dunkin’ Donuts. >:S
October 13th, 2010
HOLY Shit! It’s Billie The Exterminator! LOL
October 13th, 2010
Billy the Exterminator on the job
October 14th, 2010
Eagle scout on METH.
October 16th, 2010
he aint gettin laid w that ensemble
October 20th, 2010
I looked at this and immediately realized that was the bangor walmart… weird.
October 20th, 2010
It’s not as awesome as it seems, having a DD in WalMart. The coffee often tastes like old crap, and the food is usually rubbery and hard by the time you get it. Imagine the stereotypical DD employee… now combine that with a stereotypical walmart employee. That’s who is touching your food.
October 25th, 2010
@scott… me too…. It made me look back on my life and ask ‘Is it sad that I recognize my walmart from a picture of the DD and door?’
I think it is. I’m going to go facepalm myself.
October 25th, 2010
um…..this guy is really leathery and furry….ya…strange
October 25th, 2010
Reminds me of the Brother in The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre
October 26th, 2010
This guys is great! Super nice, very eccentric, he’s battled cancer a number of times and actually lost part of his jaw from it. Great guy, very eccentric, used to dress up like a Canadian mountie… great guy!
October 27th, 2010
I met this fellow at a bike swap meet, He’s a unique guy very friendly and totally harmless. Actually a really nice guy
November 1st, 2010
I live in Maine and have seen this guy around, his head is misshapen to the point where if you see him you assume hes had some kind of disease or sickness – he always seems to pile on a random assortment of clothes – stands out in a crowd for sure
November 10th, 2010
thats me im a wild insane guy from maine i love dead animal parts the choker is gone now been recycled into something else an i rebuilt that muskrat skull necklace i have tons cothes even a skunk hat an a raccoon hat an raccoon coat im a biker on a deer antler 1980 noped as there is no pedals
November 26th, 2010
i im a 2 time cancer surviver thats me my face is mishapen from radiation as a little boy
November 26th, 2010
thats me i im a 2 time cancer surviver radiation as a child caused my face to grow funnie
November 26th, 2010
thats me my face grew funnie from radiation as a child i survived cancer twice:]
November 26th, 2010
thats me i survived cancer twice radiation as a child caused my face to grow funnie
November 26th, 2010
I know this guy. He is very nice and had brain cancer and had part of his head removed to get all the tumor. He is very harmless and a christian also.
November 26th, 2010
sorry about all the comments i post it did not show up when i clicked submit so i kept trying thats why there is reapeats:]
November 26th, 2010
i did not have any brain cancer it was a diffrent type it was wrapped around my jaw the cancer so they had to remove it
November 29th, 2010
He kind of looks like that actor in “Big Fish” who played Karl.
December 15th, 2010
I went to school with him. he was a few grades behind me, he’s posted here his name is micah. He lost part of his jaw due to cancer but was a pretty up beat and nice guy in school. I’ve seen him in walmart a few times since then and his dress has gotten rather unique to say the least… nice guy tho and most certainly not deserving of most of the comments on the site… like all of you i come here to laugh at funny pictures but some of the comments are rather rude. People need to look in the mirror before they judge others… how many of you are fat, have acne, wear glasses or have scars? how many of you hurt when someone says something ignorant… like the idiot who commented “cant wait to see his to catch a predator episode”…. so just because he looks like this he must be a creepo? some people need to think before they talk.
December 26th, 2010
i agree with super man. im a body piercer in maine, n this guy has come into my shop a few times. very nice guy, and probably one of the toughest and bravest people i have ever met. not many of us could deal with half of what he has dealt with, and he still smiles all the time. he actually enjoys his life, how many of us can say that????
December 27th, 2010
this is the Bangor Wal-mart.
February 2nd, 2011
i grew up next to him and hes been struggling with cancer siunce he was a small boy, and definetly does not deserve the things that were said at all. i know its on here to laugh and poke fun but iver y highly doubt he knew this was going to be put on here, whoever did it should have a picture of them taken with all their flaws, no makeup nadda. grow up, who ever did this should feel like a loser for taking advantage of someone unable to defend himself to the fullest. hes a great sincere nice person. grow the hell up people.
February 19th, 2011
Looks like the strain on Ric Ocasek of the Cars finally petered out….
March 23rd, 2011
i have seen this guy around town, and for people to like this, it’s not funny. he is unique, and for you to sit and judge somebody and to poke fun of someone is downright ignorant. i have problems understanding him at times, but he is probably one of the most genuine people i have ever seen in my life. i understand this site is for good fun, but whoever posted this, shame on you. you should have known better!
May 6th, 2011
I’m offended that this pic is on this website. I know this guy and he is a great person. I take offense to his picture being up here and especially to all the rude comments. People need to learn to look past others appearances and find out who they are inside.
August 29th, 2011
He looks like my friend JAXX <3
September 18th, 2011
It’s always bad when you find people you know on here….
I saw this guy every couple weeks for the past 3 years. This is one of his less terrible outfits. Usually he wears a studded leather jacket that reads “Jesus Saves” on the back and a raccoon skin hat.
November 3rd, 2011
Looks like the majority of Wal-Mart customers i see all the time at Bangor & brewer Wal-Marts. I avoid Wal-Mart at all costs! I TOTALLY prefer Target!!
January 30th, 2012
it ok some hate me some love me right now i been wearing a leather top hat everywheres i go people take my picture i dont mind do as you will with my photos jesus loves us all an cares about us all if anybody wants a relationship with just pray this jesus i confess im a sinner i know that you died an rose again for my sins please come be my lord an saviour in your holy name amen:)
June 5th, 2012
I love Micah! He’s seriously a great guy. I love his individuality and how he loves to just be himself! He’s a teddy bear and really funny and wicked nice. (For all you non-Maine people, wicked just means like, super, or REALLY, or something like that)
Any way, if you ever see him around I encourage you to say hi, because he will almost definitely rub some of his happiness off on you.
June 13th, 2012
GG ALLIN LIVES!!!!
July 23rd, 2012
This is in Bangor… Isn’t it?? LOL
January 25th, 2013
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