Disrobe Your Robe



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Men who can wear robes in public: (1) Hugh Hefner (2) black belts in Karate (I say this not because I think they are cool, they aren’t, but because they can beat my ass. And no, I don’t give a sh*t that they aren’t called robes because either way they ARE robes) and (3) Monks.

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  1. Wallflower

    Don’t forget The Dude. He sports a robe (and a white russian) perfectly!

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  2. mike t

    the force is strong with this one…

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  3. April

    Actually, that isn’t all that uncommon to me. It just looks to me like he just got out of karate class or something and had to stop at the store on his way home.

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  4. aly

    No …. I’d prefer if he left it on actually. Don’t wanna see any more braids….. yuk.

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  5. Sir Hates Alot

    I’ve never seen a Men’s Room line that long at a WalMart.

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  6. popanator

    My aunt Denise gave me a bathrobe for Christmas once. I never wear it. It is in the bottom of my closet.

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  7. Jeje

    ROFL, I can’t ever imagine thinking it’s OK to wear my robe and slippers to go to the store…even if it is Walmart

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  8. Buzz Kill

    It’s Dud from the Big Lebowski!

    I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. That or His Dudeness… Duder… or El Duderino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

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  9. Wes

    Lester the Flasher liked to walk into WalMart every morning and when the cashier said “Cash or credit?” he would open his robe and say “Give me some credit for THIS!”

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  10. JR

    Even Ninja warriors must wait in line once in a while.

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  11. Deborah

    He was just about to get in the shower at the campground and realized there was no soap in there, so he ran across the street to Walmart to get some dontcha know? (Really, here in PC, Ohio there is a campground across from the Walmart, so it could happen).

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  12. Teresa

    Check out the expression on the guy in front of him. He is praying robe-o-man doesn’t come any closer!

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  13. Wes

    “Pardon me ma’am, what aisle is the toilet paper on?”

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  14. Zenki

    Whoever wrote the caption is a pretentious douche.

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  15. Carmen

    *sings* Everyone was kung foo fighting…

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  16. Nooneinparticular

    Wonder what he has on under that robe if anything!!

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  17. NCMAMA

    The Dude rocks! This guy?… .not so much. He kinda looks like the Samurai coach from Survivor!

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  18. Alaina

    Do you see the guy in the line in front of him? He’s like discretely trying to look at him without seeming rude….that is the funny part.

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  19. sgtjoebear

    IT’S JESUS! hahahahaha

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  20. Erin O.

    Is this an ad for the new game show?….Guess My Mental Illness????

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  21. rob

    the “voices” and i were just waiting for the Mother Ship to arrive when i realized we were running low on Kool-Aid.

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  22. jdoggy

    Bow to your sensei!

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  23. JR

    Hey buddy, dress like a samuri…but keep the sword to yourself!

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  24. DB

    Fully clothed druken beer run at 2am…………………………acceptable
    Fully clothed druken condom run at 2am…………………..acceptable
    Dressed in robe and slippers condom run at 2am……not acceptable

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  25. Netjnke

    If he decides to start getting all Kung-Fuey like … I hope he has something on under there.

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  26. signguy

    only ones i question are those who wonder….

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  27. mike reiley

    I did not know jesus lived in Illinois – I thought they were happy with obama

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  28. Stu

    yeah, you forgot Jedi’s!

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  29. POWM USE to be a fun site where you could go and check out REAL PEOPLE who shop the Wally.
    NOW, it seemes to be all about BUTT PLUGGERS and LIP LICKERS. You clowns ruined a ONCE great website, by turning it into a GAY festival of queerdom.
    What ever happen to PIMP WILLY?, Dont you Gays have anything on HIM?
    NO, you would rather show some guy dressed up like a woman, who obviously poses for “candid” shots of his sweet legs. Then make remarks like “Wow, If he were a girl, I’d hit him.”
    You are wasting your time pine riders. Please, bring back the ORIGINAL people of walmart!

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  30. verbatim

    Dear Walboy -
    Please refer to my comment (about your comment) with the Body Shots pic, currently on page 3.
    The more you rage, the more we wonder.

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  31. BOBAA-LOU!!

    and he’s not even buying anything? he’s just standing there with his arms crossed? he’s not going for smokes cause they only sell them at checkout 1.
    he must be going to FLASH the cashier!

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  32. glenn

    Oh he just got out da shower but most likely his camper is parked in the lot. Ran out of something (don’t go there) and had to make a fast run inside.

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  33. JC

    Well since he’s not carrying a towel that I can see, he must have forgotten the condoms!

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  34. IHATEUWALMART

    I’m just grateful he’s wearing a robe!

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  35. acey

    I feel bad for the dude in front of him. All he wanted was a quick snack. Now he’s got to stand with one eye watching the line, waiting for his turn to pay and be on his way.. the other eye watching the terry clothed freak show behind him. He’s so stressed that he snapped his Slim Jim in Half ! I hope the rest of his day went better.

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  36. Cute slippers.

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  37. Powder1673

    Always wondered what happened to The Squirel Master from Half Baked!

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  38. King David

    Wait a second, Hugh Hefner isn’t a monk?

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  39. gar

    Samurai Bob is at WalMArt? Wow.

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  40. JR

    Hey buddy…go ahead and be a Samurai warrior. Just keep your sword to yourself!

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  41. dave

    I was gonna make a camper in the parking lot comment, but Glenn beat me to it. Congrats, Glenn!

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  42. Bert Graef

    Who knows…….maybe he’s a monk with a black belt

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  43. Bert Graef

    who knows?
    maybe he is a monk with a black belt.

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  44. Matthew

    It looks like he may be late to the klan rally. Probably buying a new hood. It is Walmart after all.

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  45. paw

    caption states it perfectly!

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  46. HAHAHAHA

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  47. Dee Eye

    “Dude, whaddaya think of disrobe?”

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  48. Dee Eye

    NEVER, ever, sub out your security guard service.

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  49. sherri

    the only thing that would make this picture any better is if he had the WWE belt over his shoulder and a box of tampons in his hand

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  50. Josielyse

    @WES… just gotta say, I look forward to your posts whenever I check out POW. ROFLMAO!

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  51. Hothouseflower

    Looks like he forgot his rubber duckie, jumped into his robe, and headed off to Wal-mart. Can’t have a bath without it!!!!

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  52. Samurai Jack is Back from the past!

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  53. Dave

    I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want.
    if you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money
    but what I DO have
    are a very particular set of skills
    skills that I have acquired over a very long career
    skills that make me a nightmare for people like you
    if you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it
    but if you don’t…
    I will look for you
    I WILL find you
    and I will kill you.

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  54. L

    Well, I will give him Kudos, he’s clean, his robe is closed and clean. Hairs combed. Hmmm, other than, I believe, a person should be dressed when one goes out shopping, It’s kinda cute.

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  55. Bobert

    what is he looking at, why is he standing there? obviously he’s not in line. i hate pictures that create more questions than they answer.

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  56. verbatim

    No, no Robert! Those are the best ones. You can make up all kinds of crap that way!

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  57. Jake

    4) Jeff Lebowski

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  58. TIna

    Maybe he is a monk with a black belt dressed a Hugh for Halloween?

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  59. ev

    A karate gi (dogi)is pants and a shirt. Just sayin’.

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  60. Itch

    the dude abides!

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  61. Matt

    Lets not forget the KKK wears robes in public! This is his morning bunch with the white brothers robe… :p

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  62. Karate guys actually wear a separate jacket and pants. If you meet one with no pants on…now you have two reasons to run.

    Some Japanese swordsmen do wear a skirt, but it sits on the hip, so it is technically not a robe either. But don’t let that stop you, sassy PoW guy!

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  63. amanda

    4) jesus

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  64. Desiredfx

    If he had a box of shells I would swear this was Ted Nuggent

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  65. SEAN

    is he waitin in line to buy the robe?dont see him with anything else

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  66. aqua

    what if it was jesus? im not religious or anything but didnt he wear a robe? that should be #4.

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  67. Melissa

    Bobby Smith!!!!!!!!!!!

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  68. yellowflyingcows

    4. Chuck Norris

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  69. Poor guy infront of him was just trying to get in and straight back out and then had to stand in line and see this!! I bet the man infront left the store and went home and was like WTF??? But I know the guy infront of the robed man had to have a good heart not to just bust out laughing at the robed man!!!!

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  70. Kitten

    Ummm last time I checked black belts in karate were pretty cool. I happen to be one and I’d say I’m pretty chill. The best part about being a female black belt is that I don’t care who beat up man or woman don’t matter ;)

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  71. ReginaPhalange

    @Acey – the droopy slim jim is a metaphor for how he feels just seeing this guy behind him
    @ Bobba-lou -at the walmart near me cigs are register 12 or thereabouts
    @ Desiredfx – the Motor City Moron’s hair is never as neat and tidy as this guy’s hair

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  72. WalmartEmployee

    Is this the walmart in Harrisburg Il?

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  73. Reggie

    That poor dude in front of the robed man is my Bobby Baby. This is hillarious!

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  74. Kd

    So that’s wear the Dragon Slayer went…

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  75. Tiffany Jean

    Cut him some slack, I think he wanted to be a girl that day and didn’t have a dress to wear

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  76. raspberry ketones

    I_d always would something like to be update on new content
    on this website , saved to fav! .

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