October 12th, 2010
Disrobe Your Robe
Men who can wear robes in public: (1) Hugh Hefner (2) black belts in Karate (I say this not because I think they are cool, they aren’t, but because they can beat my ass. And no, I don’t give a sh*t that they aren’t called robes because either way they ARE robes) and (3) Monks.
Illinois
Disrobe Your Robe,
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Don’t forget The Dude. He sports a robe (and a white russian) perfectly!
October 12th, 2010
the force is strong with this one…
October 12th, 2010
Actually, that isn’t all that uncommon to me. It just looks to me like he just got out of karate class or something and had to stop at the store on his way home.
October 12th, 2010
No …. I’d prefer if he left it on actually. Don’t wanna see any more braids….. yuk.
October 12th, 2010
I’ve never seen a Men’s Room line that long at a WalMart.
October 12th, 2010
My aunt Denise gave me a bathrobe for Christmas once. I never wear it. It is in the bottom of my closet.
October 12th, 2010
ROFL, I can’t ever imagine thinking it’s OK to wear my robe and slippers to go to the store…even if it is Walmart
October 12th, 2010
It’s Dud from the Big Lebowski!
I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. That or His Dudeness… Duder… or El Duderino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
October 12th, 2010
Lester the Flasher liked to walk into WalMart every morning and when the cashier said “Cash or credit?” he would open his robe and say “Give me some credit for THIS!”
October 12th, 2010
Even Ninja warriors must wait in line once in a while.
October 12th, 2010
He was just about to get in the shower at the campground and realized there was no soap in there, so he ran across the street to Walmart to get some dontcha know? (Really, here in PC, Ohio there is a campground across from the Walmart, so it could happen).
October 12th, 2010
Check out the expression on the guy in front of him. He is praying robe-o-man doesn’t come any closer!
October 12th, 2010
“Pardon me ma’am, what aisle is the toilet paper on?”
October 12th, 2010
Whoever wrote the caption is a pretentious douche.
October 12th, 2010
*sings* Everyone was kung foo fighting…
October 12th, 2010
Wonder what he has on under that robe if anything!!
October 12th, 2010
The Dude rocks! This guy?… .not so much. He kinda looks like the Samurai coach from Survivor!
October 12th, 2010
Do you see the guy in the line in front of him? He’s like discretely trying to look at him without seeming rude….that is the funny part.
October 12th, 2010
IT’S JESUS! hahahahaha
October 12th, 2010
Is this an ad for the new game show?….Guess My Mental Illness????
October 12th, 2010
the “voices” and i were just waiting for the Mother Ship to arrive when i realized we were running low on Kool-Aid.
October 12th, 2010
Bow to your sensei!
October 12th, 2010
Hey buddy, dress like a samuri…but keep the sword to yourself!
October 12th, 2010
Fully clothed druken beer run at 2am…………………………acceptable
Fully clothed druken condom run at 2am…………………..acceptable
Dressed in robe and slippers condom run at 2am……not acceptable
October 12th, 2010
If he decides to start getting all Kung-Fuey like … I hope he has something on under there.
October 12th, 2010
only ones i question are those who wonder….
October 12th, 2010
I did not know jesus lived in Illinois – I thought they were happy with obama
October 12th, 2010
yeah, you forgot Jedi’s!
October 12th, 2010
POWM USE to be a fun site where you could go and check out REAL PEOPLE who shop the Wally.
NOW, it seemes to be all about BUTT PLUGGERS and LIP LICKERS. You clowns ruined a ONCE great website, by turning it into a GAY festival of queerdom.
What ever happen to PIMP WILLY?, Dont you Gays have anything on HIM?
NO, you would rather show some guy dressed up like a woman, who obviously poses for “candid” shots of his sweet legs. Then make remarks like “Wow, If he were a girl, I’d hit him.”
You are wasting your time pine riders. Please, bring back the ORIGINAL people of walmart!
October 12th, 2010
Dear Walboy -
Please refer to my comment (about your comment) with the Body Shots pic, currently on page 3.
The more you rage, the more we wonder.
October 12th, 2010
and he’s not even buying anything? he’s just standing there with his arms crossed? he’s not going for smokes cause they only sell them at checkout 1.
he must be going to FLASH the cashier!
October 12th, 2010
Oh he just got out da shower but most likely his camper is parked in the lot. Ran out of something (don’t go there) and had to make a fast run inside.
October 12th, 2010
Well since he’s not carrying a towel that I can see, he must have forgotten the condoms!
October 12th, 2010
I’m just grateful he’s wearing a robe!
October 12th, 2010
I feel bad for the dude in front of him. All he wanted was a quick snack. Now he’s got to stand with one eye watching the line, waiting for his turn to pay and be on his way.. the other eye watching the terry clothed freak show behind him. He’s so stressed that he snapped his Slim Jim in Half ! I hope the rest of his day went better.
October 12th, 2010
Cute slippers.
October 12th, 2010
Always wondered what happened to The Squirel Master from Half Baked!
October 12th, 2010
Wait a second, Hugh Hefner isn’t a monk?
October 12th, 2010
Samurai Bob is at WalMArt? Wow.
October 12th, 2010
Hey buddy…go ahead and be a Samurai warrior. Just keep your sword to yourself!
October 12th, 2010
I was gonna make a camper in the parking lot comment, but Glenn beat me to it. Congrats, Glenn!
October 12th, 2010
Who knows…….maybe he’s a monk with a black belt
October 12th, 2010
who knows?
maybe he is a monk with a black belt.
October 12th, 2010
It looks like he may be late to the klan rally. Probably buying a new hood. It is Walmart after all.
October 12th, 2010
caption states it perfectly!
October 13th, 2010
HAHAHAHA
October 13th, 2010
“Dude, whaddaya think of disrobe?”
October 13th, 2010
NEVER, ever, sub out your security guard service.
October 13th, 2010
the only thing that would make this picture any better is if he had the WWE belt over his shoulder and a box of tampons in his hand
October 13th, 2010
@WES… just gotta say, I look forward to your posts whenever I check out POW. ROFLMAO!
October 13th, 2010
Looks like he forgot his rubber duckie, jumped into his robe, and headed off to Wal-mart. Can’t have a bath without it!!!!
October 13th, 2010
Samurai Jack is Back from the past!
October 13th, 2010
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want.
if you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money
but what I DO have
are a very particular set of skills
skills that I have acquired over a very long career
skills that make me a nightmare for people like you
if you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it
but if you don’t…
I will look for you
I WILL find you
and I will kill you.
October 13th, 2010
Well, I will give him Kudos, he’s clean, his robe is closed and clean. Hairs combed. Hmmm, other than, I believe, a person should be dressed when one goes out shopping, It’s kinda cute.
October 13th, 2010
what is he looking at, why is he standing there? obviously he’s not in line. i hate pictures that create more questions than they answer.
October 13th, 2010
No, no Robert! Those are the best ones. You can make up all kinds of crap that way!
October 13th, 2010
4) Jeff Lebowski
October 14th, 2010
Maybe he is a monk with a black belt dressed a Hugh for Halloween?
October 15th, 2010
A karate gi (dogi)is pants and a shirt. Just sayin’.
October 15th, 2010
the dude abides!
October 15th, 2010
Lets not forget the KKK wears robes in public! This is his morning bunch with the white brothers robe… :p
October 17th, 2010
Karate guys actually wear a separate jacket and pants. If you meet one with no pants on…now you have two reasons to run.
Some Japanese swordsmen do wear a skirt, but it sits on the hip, so it is technically not a robe either. But don’t let that stop you, sassy PoW guy!
October 19th, 2010
4) jesus
October 19th, 2010
If he had a box of shells I would swear this was Ted Nuggent
October 19th, 2010
is he waitin in line to buy the robe?dont see him with anything else
October 20th, 2010
what if it was jesus? im not religious or anything but didnt he wear a robe? that should be #4.
October 20th, 2010
Bobby Smith!!!!!!!!!!!
October 22nd, 2010
4. Chuck Norris
October 24th, 2010
Poor guy infront of him was just trying to get in and straight back out and then had to stand in line and see this!! I bet the man infront left the store and went home and was like WTF??? But I know the guy infront of the robed man had to have a good heart not to just bust out laughing at the robed man!!!!
November 3rd, 2010
Ummm last time I checked black belts in karate were pretty cool. I happen to be one and I’d say I’m pretty chill. The best part about being a female black belt is that I don’t care who beat up man or woman don’t matter
November 6th, 2010
@Acey – the droopy slim jim is a metaphor for how he feels just seeing this guy behind him
@ Bobba-lou -at the walmart near me cigs are register 12 or thereabouts
@ Desiredfx – the Motor City Moron’s hair is never as neat and tidy as this guy’s hair
May 10th, 2011
Is this the walmart in Harrisburg Il?
October 4th, 2011
That poor dude in front of the robed man is my Bobby Baby. This is hillarious!
November 27th, 2011
So that’s wear the Dragon Slayer went…
March 29th, 2012
Cut him some slack, I think he wanted to be a girl that day and didn’t have a dress to wear
May 16th, 2012
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