I was thinking about going all Lady Gaga on my nipples too…thanks for showing me why it was an awful idea.
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Didn’t know Mickey Rourke shopped at Walmart
October 14th, 2010
Omg… What on Earth would make any man think its a good idea to go out of the house like this? Hope Grandpaw there isn’t an exotic dancer… *shivers*
Ahhahah! Seriously dude. No. I like the caption though!
1st stop bra dept
Janet Jackson really let herself go again…
fabulous – i must have it – i need something to hang my lingerie on to dry. how much is it?
ah, it’s good to see that he also has pierced his fupa.
whats really gross is you can see a similar chain coming out of his pants!
Why… Why… WHY?!?! That grossed me out for the rest of the day!!!!
nice wedding ring…………..good to know there’s a Mr Utah
Looks like all that jewelry is weighing those nips down!
Well this is a first. I’ve never seen a pair of “Moobs” pierced.
silver body jewelry and GOLD wedding ring? horrible taste. i bet he tastes horrible, too.
silly me – I’ve always thought of Utah as a conservative state
How handy is that! You can hook your purse on those puppies and keep your hands free to shop shop shop!
Am I the first person to notice his outie bellybutton?
A set of pierced “moobs”. I have officially seen it all.
WOW…I’m absolutely speechless.
Is this guy blind or just delusional?
You know he was singin'...
“Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?”
Brandi Nicole Carney
I can’t go out without a shirt on he shouldn’t
Do these piercings make my gut look big?
I sure don’t want to know what the chain playing peek-a-boo under his belly leads to. The nips are bad enough!
I would love to see a little kid in a cart reach over & grab those & hang on tight!!!!! that would teach him!!
The Utah Bear community says, “Sup?”
I didn’t know Ozzy Osbourne shopped at Wal-mart. I’m surprised Sharon would let him out of the house like that.
WHY?? I WANT TO KNOW WHY?? AND I WANT TO STOMP HIS A**!! HE’S AN IDIOT!!
can’t feel my, can’t feel my, no you can’t feel my double Ds.
Rosie…How’s that cruise ship thing working out??
You are all assuming its a man… Are we sure? Have you seen some of the “Women” in that joint?
That is utterly obscene!
Ewwww decorated man boobs to go along with the big ole beer belly……gross
How in the world did someone get this photo? Was this guy actually walking thru the store like this??! It looks kinda’ posed, actually. Like they’re in a corner hiding while this guy opened his shirt for a pic. Hm..
Checkout the chain just below his belly button, wait Don’t!
If you think i’m sexy………and you want my body……….come on baby let me know
And the person who placed those piercings is laughing all the way to the bank.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It’s better than yours,
Damn right it’s better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG….there are no words and I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!!! UGH!!!
Where’s the allways popular belly ring???
Ewww! Gross!! Nasty!!! No thank yoooooou!! XP
what’s that chain hanging out of his pants all about ? That is one sexy stud…..
Regina Carver Williams
Get in my belly!
he should pierce that nasty outtie belly button
LOL! I hope I never run into that at my wal-mart.
RUB THE BUDDA FOR GOOD LUCK.
To Be Me
You know that saying about leading someone around by the nose, well this puts a whole new spin on that. Lets just hope that 2 people do not want to lead him around at the same time in opposite directions. I wonder how fast he would unfasten those rings if that happened? Probably could not be fast enough. LMAO!!!!
That is soooo wrong on so many levels! Man-boobs sagging from pull chains? Is that putty or a whole lotta lint in that bellybutton!
OK. Why does WalMart bother to hire door greeters if they don’t have the balls to tell someone they can’t come into the store like this?? I would tell this person to button his shirt up. And that WalMart is not the place to show off his borderline-gay piercings!
Call the rubber room ambulance. Hurry.
Nothin’ like a bit of bling to accentuate the moobs !
This is what we like to call Casual Friday.
“Borderline” gay? This old dude has crossed that border more than a family of illegal produce pickers.
You have to be kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How gross is that!!!!!!!
One more thing….I wouldn’t show my face either…
Holy sh*t…that will be in my nightmares tonight
OMG, I can’t believe how much his man boobs and belly look like Homer Simpson’s Face.
Fly on the Wall
Someone at the home told hime he has the body of a Greek god. Sir, Buddha is not a Greek god.
Ewww! That answers the question “why does Gr’pa keep borrowing my electric train transformer!
Chris comes into my McDonalds and he has metal all over his face! He has a new baby at home too.
HAVE I CROSSED-OVER ?
I really need to stop clicking on this site after I eat dinner….
This can’t be walmart….look where he is.
is it just me or does anyone else just have the urge to rip them out?
I’m Dead Sexy!
I know the weather’s getting cooler and there’s a “nip” in the air, but this is ridiculous!
I wonder how is he going to breast feed.
LOL. Yes he probably has crossed that border. I was keeping in mind the sickening trend of metrosexual men that do this type of sh#t. I am female and nothing turns me off more than metrosexuals.
Whatever this guy is, he nees to cover it up.
stand back-his “outtie”‘s gonna blow. . . . . ..and his belly’s gota belly of its’ own . . . .
HEY that is my ex husbands new girlfriend !!!!
This site has finally brought me to a “Neurological Meltdown”……..goodbye everyone.
i dont think the door greeters are allowed to say much these days. i mean..look at IT..obviously lol
Lets just hope it’s lightning outside.
(rummages in purse for some drugs…)
Why is he allowed out in public without a bra when I would be arrested?
Nasty old man needs some support for that fat gut too.
He’d better avoid the outdoor section. Someone is liable to string a hammock between those moobs and climb in for a nap!
You’re (I’m) A Winner!!!…………You just punched all 3 buttons in the correct order. Woman! Purse! Drugs!……..Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost looks like he could go swimming and snag fish with those things.
she should not wear purple
Another reason why to join a gym!
Hey! The only gym that this person knows is someone named JIM!
now see…the really bad part is that he’s wearing a wedding band. that means theres a woman out there that a) Would let someone go through with a horrible idea and say nothing, and b) Is willing to sleep with that. And what on gods green earth are the chains at the bottom for O_o please tell me it doesn’t connect!!!
Wow, I don’t even know where to START.
He just needs a navel ring on that “outie” to complete the picture.
Holy mother of god — one of the worst pictures yet.
So that evel torture device on his nips must be a new anti hunger accupunture treatment. ( I don’t think it is working)
His freaking gut has fat rolls under it.
He’s got a silver moustache stuck in one nip and something that looks like a beer tab with a chain in the other.
WTF is he thinking?
I’m gonna toss a hairball. GA-acK!
Quick! Bring me some jumper cables!
Guy must be a masochist. Do I even dare to wonder what that silver chain under his belly is attached to?!?!?! Is it to lead him around with perchance?
I’m speechless… just speechless. I wish blindness upon myself now. Please hand me the bleach. Thanks.
Son of Sam's Club
Hi, my name is Albert Prince.
October 15th, 2010
Now I need to wash my eyes out with soap and water.
I bet the poor soul who did those piercings for him (including the ones we can’t see in this picture) either became blind, or died from choking on his own vomit. This is one of the most repulsive things I’ve seen on this site; and that’s saying A LOT!
Odd that no one has commented yet on the fact that he is wearing a wedding ring. I can’t begin to imagine what kind of person, of either gender, would choose to make that commitment to someone who looks like this in public. Come to think of it, I don’t want to imagine it.
Now we see after the Super Bowl incident from a few years ago that Janet Jackson’s also got vitaligo. “Gonna have you naked by the end of this song!”
I bet those nipples get GREAT cell phone reception!
You make me wish I had three hands
There is absolutely nothing good going on in this picture. Some people just have no shame.. I’m sure his wife, children, grandchildren or any other family members he *might* have must be SO proud.. Sure makes me want to go right out and get pierced so I can walk around in public and make everyone else nauseous..Oh yeah.
I have to keep saying it…………Get your education or you have him for a neighbor guaranteed.
Why, oh why would would you show that nastiness in public? You gotta be pretty screwed up to walk around a Walmart like that. Makes me want to grab a handful and yank down real hard…
All that work on his nips, when he has an outie belly button just sitting there ready to be stuck. No belly button love.
Pho Kim Long
Prime example on why you should never take your wife fishing.
And I share…..but we’re gonna need a refill for this one…..
LMAO at PHO
Nothing more sexy than a middle aged man with a hairy beer gut, and MAN BOOBS with little dangles on the nips!!! YUMMY!!! LMAO Ive seen it all now
You mean “udderly” obscene.
The pierced moobs are bad enough, but that nasty cocktail weiner he has for a navel is just GROSS. That thing looks like part of his intenstine busted loose . This has to be one of the worst things I’ve seen on this site, and that’s sayin’ somthin’!!
He should have done the same to his belly button outty. He would be super classy then!!
A wedding ring is worn on the left hand!
@JUSTAWED If he’s a lefty, he would wear his wedding ring on the right hand.
On. D, Wall
Dad I can’t take you anywhere! Now put the earings back in the jewelery dept. Everyone is watching.
Want to bet there is a “Prince Albert” piercing ‘down below’? I think the lower chain must be connected to it. Perhaps the chain is not only decorative, he can use it to pull his ‘little mr’ up when it goes limp.
Everythign about this erotic picture made me so damn horny I fisted me poopie hole until I was sitting in a wet poopie patch. Then I called over my daddie and choked his chicken until his willy threw up in my mouth. Then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeeked on my face!
I got stuck in front of this guy in the airport…going through the metal detector…I was 2 hours late for my flight
October 16th, 2010
Another Obama voter.
I thought that the book of mormon calls for hanging hot wheels cars from them
I threw up in my mouth a little. No, make that a lot.
No fair! If I can’t walk around with my titties out without getting arrested then he shouldn’t be able to either.
Do I make ya horny baby? Are ya a little randy?
October 17th, 2010
All you 20-somethings who are planning to get pierced…be advised that this is a glimpse into your future.
October 18th, 2010
Oh my, oh my my my….that is gross.
His outtie needs to be circumcised.
Well, at least he’s got a place to hang his keys so he doesn’t lose them! I mean, with all the other metal hanging there, what’s a few keys?
October 19th, 2010
I wonder if those piercings are to distract anyone from looking at his outty bellybutton.
October 20th, 2010
Um…did anyone notice the extra, what looks like a chain, right below his belly button? I thought the nipple piercing was scary, but having his boys pierced too!!! So…if you want his attention…you just pull on one of the chains? Ow….
Forget the nips…I think his belly button is giving birth!
October 21st, 2010
Notice he’s hanging around the pharmacy. Pickin’ up his antipsychotics perhaps? Looks like he was running low…
October 22nd, 2010
Seriously, do people really have no self-respect for themselves that they have to dress like that in public? I mean when I go to Wal-Mart, I at LEAST wear jeans and a t-shirt…
October 26th, 2010
Look its Budda
October 28th, 2010
Well at least we know what he does with all the aluminum from the beer that earned him that sexy figure.
October 29th, 2010
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!! THATS JUST…EEWW
November 9th, 2010
wedding rings are on the other hand guys
November 12th, 2010
GROSS! just GROSS!! Some people are such perverts. YUCK!
November 22nd, 2010
GROSS. his sh*t pierced too?
January 2nd, 2011
I have seen this man for real!
. the guy goes into walmart all the time! I have seen him twice there. He is around 60-65 years old. I need to move out of Utah Fast!
March 9th, 2011
That belly button looks like a tiny penis.
June 3rd, 2011
This guy comes into Home Depot alot and i talked to him and he says he does it because people ask but all in all this guy is actually one of the nicest guys
October 15th, 2011
is there a chain coming out of the pants too?!?!?!
January 12th, 2012
O….M….G…. I cannot UNsee that. ever. *barf*
July 9th, 2013