Suspenders and a belt?!? How’s that the second worst decision you can make with one outfit?
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“Ummm, Dad, I don’t think you need any more Rogaine Body Spray”
October 15th, 2010
Does he honestly think all that hair will pass as a shirt?
To be me
Gee, let me see…. Yes, I am loaded with greying body hair, should I wear a shirt? No. I look real good as is.
Free advice, go home and try again……
Nice looking hairshirt, Warren. Looks a little “bear” in places….
WWF GEORGE “THE ANIMAL” STEEL !!
HE NEEDS A BODY NET SO HE WON’T GET HAIR ALL OVER THE FOOD !!
Suspenders do not constitute a shirt.
Wookie with alopecia? Molting season? Full moon?
Do you think that if a female walked into Walmart with only suspenders, belt, jean, but no shirt, they let her in????? Do we have a volunteer who can we put this to the test? It might prove interesting to see how tolerant Walmart is.
Why do they allow bulls#it photoshop’d pictures on here??!! You can clearly see the cropping and touch up done on the suspenders
Moment of Sweet Surrender…..
@TO BE ME
be careful what you ask for the woman that’ll be willing
to try it I am sure would not be someone we would want
to see shirtless!
His shirt must have been too heavy to put on this morning.
He’s stocking up on supplies for his wife/daughter and their 12 kids/grandkids locked in the basement.
Seriously, WTF is up with with no shirt no service? Who wants that disgusting SOB walking around in the grocery section like that? You think he cares about washing his hands after he wipes his as*?
More power to him for using suspenders to spare us the sight of his lower body hair.
Sir Hates Alot
That sweater matches the suspenders. I don’t see what the big deal is.
Obviously, this is another case of “F#@K YOU! I’m old and I don’t give a
S&%T no more!!”
That’s one hot piece of man right there
My definition of a pessimist…suspenders w/ belt. The only additional safeguard would be bib overalls.
“I’m too sexy for my shirt…”
That is one UGLY sweater.
Even older Gentlemen are Team Jacob.
What EVER happened to “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service”? This man should never have even been let inside the store.
invis-a-shirt… for everyone that is too sexy for just a normal shirt.
At least he is not letting his pants sag down and showing us his ass. He does need a shirt on though, he is at Wal Mart, not the Beach!!!
Big Sweaty (Biker)
Sir your hairshirt is getting caught in the belt and the cardreader is jamed with your man-fur…….please back away for the counter…..
…HE’S IN HIS “TAPPIN’ THE TREES FOR SYRUP” OUTFIT…OOOOH,SEXY!!!…I DUNT SAY THAT…MY SISTER DID STANDIN’ BEHIND ME!…OUCH!,DAMN,SIS, THAT HURT!…
Those aren’t suspenders. He velcroed the pants to his back hair.
Sometimes when your belt won’t keep your pants up you need suspenders, or your pants fall down.
He should be dipped in a vat of wax and have all that hair ripped out!!!
At least he made sure his pants wouldn’t fall down.
Oops I knew I forgot something back in the dressing room. Do you think anyone noticed????
aint i right
this guy is definitely old enough to know better then this. decent folk wear appropriate clothes. your in a store, not cutting grass or at the beach.
Here is the evolution that Christene O’Donnel was talking about. I guess you really can watch it happening!
Alaskan & Proud
This is why you should always bring shears with you…. just so you can run up to this guy and shave a bald patch in his back as a prank.
Anyone got a match? We’ll just see how fast all that hair lights up!!
damn cats piss on everything….f*ck the shirt.
Ahhhhh if only he was wearing a John Deere hat, I would swear this picture was taken at a Nascar race”
Chia and Rogaine have paired up for the new fall fashion line-up…I think they need to work on their spokesmodels though…must’ve blown all of their budget on Research and Development.
He must be a Republican – so conservative that he wears both suspenders and a belt.
is that a hair shirt
This is proof that in order to shop at Wal Mart, one must only possess a minimal amount of clothing.
The qualification to work there: Breathing.
No shirt: service.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
Forgive me for not noticing that he’s wearing a belt AND suspenders. Looks like you never can be too careful. Maybe he has a HUGE butt crack and he needs both to fix it.
The brochure in his back pocket is for the local nudist colony. He’s just getting a head start.
OK you made me laugh. Fluffy has a grudge…..
can you buy that shirt at walmart?
Apparently Walmart lets ANYONE in without a shirt. I guess the “No Shoes, No Shirt, No service” Policy is out of Date.
the young lady beside him is not bad, not bad at all, thank you
That is so disgusting and unsanitary…I cannot believe he was allowed to walk through the doors. OR…that many other shoppers weren’t screaming at the managers to tell him to leave. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Fred Ziffel has put on some weight.
Thank God smell-o-vision isn’t an option on my computer, since I’d bet he’s pretty funky.
I know this guy! He is enjoying his retirement after working at the Rogaine factory for 20 years.
in all fairness…..i do see a box of bud LITE on the conveyer
This is something that rednecks would wear, not people from up North!
What ever happend to no shoes, no shirt, no service?? He must have thought that he could pass as it being a wool shirt!!
Once that pelt is long enough, he plans to donate it to Locks of Love
October 16th, 2010
The Emperor’s New Shirt !!!
It’s the Trailer Park Male Review show.
Would you rather him be like the “Pants On The Ground” guy???? I say get him some bungee cords, ropes, chains, velcro……. anything that would keep them babies up!!!!!!
Well, it’s not fair, really, to call him a walcreature seeing as how he’s not in Wal-Mart. (Evidence: lighting, cart handle not blue, display on far wall)
We ALL know Wal-Mart has much higher standards than to allow THIS.
October 17th, 2010
This is just f-ing gross. The guy should have not been allowed into the store. Have some respect for yourself and others old ass-h*le.
Somebody tell this guy that the only person who ever looked good with suspenders, a belt, and no shirt was Danny Elfman in Oingo Boingo circa 1985.
sir, you are not Danny Elfman please put on a shirt!
I’m so glad that Wal-Mart and POWM are here to demonstrate repeatedly that trailer parks are not just a southern phenomenon.
White trash can happen ANYWHERE!!
October 18th, 2010
I just threw up a little….make that a lot.
bet he itches his back on a tree out back
October 19th, 2010
Shoes, Pants, and suspenders…The shirt was optional, although his choice in sweaters could be better.
October 22nd, 2010
Permasweaters are sooo last year!
October 23rd, 2010
Like my sweater? Made it myself.
November 24th, 2010
anything to get the distraction of the bluetooth stuck in his ear.
March 7th, 2011
How can this guy not have a t-shirt on, in a store where they’re usually 2 for $5 bucks?!?!
March 16th, 2011
This man was actually my neighbor. He had a history of mental problems and a number of tragic things happen in his life.
March 2nd, 2012
PLEASE tell me he’s picking out a deodorant!
March 14th, 2012