October 19th, 2010
Super Cuts
Let’s have a little contest here. I need to know what this guy said to the barber because I have no idea how someone goes about requesting this haircut. Help me out folks.
Texas
Super Cuts,
Let’s have a little contest here. I need to know what this guy said to the barber because I have no idea how someone goes about requesting this haircut. Help me out folks.
Texas
Super Cuts,
201 Comments, Comment or Ping
i hate when i fall asleep on the belt sander
October 19th, 2010
Looks like he lost a bet.
October 19th, 2010
That’s the weirdest male-pattern baldness I’ve ever seen.
October 19th, 2010
“You know…I have a broke down Ford 350, a least 9 hounds, I spend all my money on Nascar gear….But I just don’t think those things scream STUPID …as much as I would like…Can you help me?”
October 19th, 2010
wow. i was looking at this at first and thought, “i can’t even see the haircut from the weird glare on the lens…”, then i realized that WAS the haircut. i don’t even know what to say. maybe he lost a bet?
October 19th, 2010
Don’t know what he said, but i think he just got off the short bus.
October 19th, 2010
I want the three tiered look, can you do it sir?
October 19th, 2010
Yeah man, give me the oreo and make it a double stuff.
October 19th, 2010
Yes, I would like a little off the top, a lot off the middle and just leave the bottom as is please. Thanks
October 19th, 2010
Say buddy, what is the stupidest haircut you can come up with? I want it!
October 19th, 2010
“Just take a little off the middle.”
October 19th, 2010
That will keep you from asking a barber what a rim job is.
October 19th, 2010
He asked for a “3 way”. Short on top, a horizontal reverse mohawk, and a mullet.
October 19th, 2010
Well…….you know,Pissing off your hairstylist……Is NEVER a good idea,lol!
October 19th, 2010
I’ll have the reverse friar tuck please!
October 19th, 2010
the stylist asks “sir how would you like your hair cut today”, he responds “i’d like a little off the middle please”.
October 19th, 2010
Or…..he just REAlly wanted to show up on POW. ; )
October 19th, 2010
Everyone ALWAYS calls me a DICKHEAD………
October 19th, 2010
I only have $6 dollars, what can ya give me?
October 19th, 2010
I’ll take haircut #135 – Nose cone of a Trident Missile.
October 19th, 2010
This is what we like to call the “I pissed off the wifey prior to getting drunk and passing out on the lawn that I forgot to mow after her having asked for days now….needless to say she got the job done” look!
October 19th, 2010
Hey Barber, I’m dressing up as an oak tree for Halloween; do you think you can make my head look like a giant acorn?
October 19th, 2010
“I’d like a little off on the sides, but leave the top and back like it is”
October 19th, 2010
I want the three tiered look buddy, can ya do it? Yes, I’m sure. I figure I’ll remind women of a wedding cake and that’ll probably get me some ass.
October 19th, 2010
“Dude, I want to look like a complete douche bag…got any ideas?”
October 19th, 2010
Com’ on! He didn’t go to a professional. He have the dogs clippers to his wife and said “Woman, you know how much I love that ring you leave around the toilet? That’s what I want.”
October 19th, 2010
I hate it when my headband messes up my hair. If only there was a solution.
October 19th, 2010
OMG another person who does not own a mirror.
October 19th, 2010
them are some straight lines. wonder what the person cutting the hair thought
October 19th, 2010
” Just a little off the sides and don’t F$#@ it up like you did last time”
October 19th, 2010
Are we sure that’s not a skull cap he has on and his hair sticking out from under it at the bottom?
The picture’s blurry enough that it could be that, rather than the MOABH (mother of all bad haircuts).
October 19th, 2010
He said, “I want to have a strip around my head like a 9 ball.”
October 19th, 2010
“Have you seen the sight, POW? I want you to top that off. It’s my moment to shine!”
October 19th, 2010
Now what I want is a 180 degree reverse mohawk !
October 19th, 2010
“Well, I’ve got skidmarks everywhere else, so……”
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Outstanding stuff here. Diva wins, though. Had to shut my office door.
October 19th, 2010
Easy there havent you ever seen the Chocolate Double Stuff Oreo Cookie Doo? It’s all the rage just wait till you see the Regular double styff be fore you decide whats better
October 19th, 2010
Talk about a walmart wax job!
October 19th, 2010
They had to have taped off his head (like you do when you paint) to get that band straight … that took time … I dont even know what to say …. THATS IT … he was duct taped and it ripped his hair off … WTF
October 19th, 2010
That’s what happens when your really tall…and live really close to an airport.
October 19th, 2010
“Excuse me…Could you design some sort of hair-do that will make my head look like a badger’s penis? Thanks…”
October 19th, 2010
Hey Man, just thin it out a bit.. OH, yeah, your wife is great in bed…..
October 19th, 2010
That’s Cat in the Hat!
October 19th, 2010
no, my helmet isn’t too small. my hair is too big. i’m telling you this will work.
October 19th, 2010
Gimme that duct tape special, Floyd.
October 19th, 2010
HAHA THIS IS MORE LIKE A GREAT CLIPS HAIR CUT….
October 19th, 2010
@Erin, no guy with a F350 (running or not) gives a SHIT his hair and will more than likely stick a #5 guard on and do it himself. PLUS they send their women to WM; they got coons to run.
Dollars to donuts this jackhole drives a broke-ass 1989 Caprice retired cop car.
October 19th, 2010
“Do somethong, any thing to take the attention away from my bald spot.” Barber says ” I got ya bud”
October 19th, 2010
My momma useta give me a bowl haircut when I was a Youngen, but not like this
October 19th, 2010
Verticle mullet (vermullet?) Business on the top, party down below?
October 19th, 2010
Women just love a man with a stylish haircut… Unfortunately, the Homer Simpson cut is not considered even remotely stylish to anyone of the opposite or same sex…
October 19th, 2010
its not a haircut .
if you look close , you will see its a hat
nobody has a head that round.
October 19th, 2010
“That’s the last time I go to the Acme Hairdresser School for a free haircut!”
October 19th, 2010
Looks like a Dr. Seuss character or somethin lol
October 19th, 2010
i thought he had a hat on at first
October 19th, 2010
“I am tired of my yamaka always falling off but I also need to stay true to my hillbilly roots….what can you do for me?”
October 19th, 2010
Its so bad that even the illegals behind him can’t look at it! LOL!
October 19th, 2010
Um, I’ll have the candy corn special please…
October 19th, 2010
Looks like he got his head caught in the garbage disposal. But I guess all “artist” have to suffer for their creations!
October 19th, 2010
” it started with your momma so fat…….’
October 19th, 2010
“Um,…… Sir?…… I decided I don’t want to be in the Marines after all!”
October 19th, 2010
Seriously, man, I NEED to get on PoWM!
October 19th, 2010
He’s probably mad, cause they got the shaved part and the hair part reversed.
October 19th, 2010
He said “Just a little off the sides please.” And the hearing impaired barber heard “Take it down to the hide please.”
October 19th, 2010
As he unzips his jeans, he says, “I’d like you to cut it, so it looks like the “little guy” here.”
October 19th, 2010
I’m thinking he wants to sell advertising space. He’s pretty tall. You know, Viagra or something.
October 19th, 2010
my first thought was it looked like the 3 layers of candy corn
October 19th, 2010
It’s called: the reverse monk…..lol
October 19th, 2010
And then I said, “Hey watch this and guess what……!
October 19th, 2010
Did this guy get his head caught in a pencil sharpener or what? I’m thinking the “or what.”
October 19th, 2010
Next stop…. tattoo parlor to get my old ladies name put on my head. She always said i was hers.
October 19th, 2010
“Yeah… Give me the Full Monty…. I wanna look like a giant dickhead.”
October 19th, 2010
Hey guys, I found the wife’s dog grooming clippers, hehehe, pass me another beer willya?
October 19th, 2010
I think he acted like a dick to his stylist … so she made him look like one.
October 19th, 2010
I wants a poodle-doo-nappy-mullet…..and make it snappy!
October 19th, 2010
don’t know what he said. All I know is that somewhere, a barber is laughing his a$$ off
October 19th, 2010
Taking “mullet” to the extreme……leave the length,but make the middle short!
October 19th, 2010
Lol seems more like something his buddies did when he was passed out…
October 19th, 2010
OK, who was the wise-ass that put Nair on my sweatband!
October 19th, 2010
He went in drunk, meant to ask for the Friar Tuck but it came out
Triar F*ck…………
October 19th, 2010
I won’t lie when I say that I didn’t get it at first. I thought there was a weird glare or something…then I looked a little closer and realized how very wrong I was
October 19th, 2010
He went in drunk, and tried to ask for the Friar Tuck…………..
what came out was Triar F*ck………..
October 19th, 2010
If you only cut half of it, is it half-price?
October 19th, 2010
Just a little out the middle
October 19th, 2010
just take a lil off the middle
October 19th, 2010
“I said a little off the top damn it >.<" lol
October 19th, 2010
*LOL*…that’s what i was going to say…just a little off the middle…
October 19th, 2010
I believe that’s the reverse friar tuck with a hint of mullet at the bottom, just for variety’s sake.
October 19th, 2010
Wait … I don’t wanna lose my mullet after all……… TOO LATE???!
October 19th, 2010
Striped Mullet guy pondering decision of money savings by using the “Great Value” Walmart Barber,
“Maybe generic isn’t always the way to go “
October 19th, 2010
Hopefully he makes a better decision of using their in store “Providing Better Vision” and stays away from their “Great Value” line of eyewear..
Looks like he is locked on though for his next purchase decision after going through the ”speedy checkout” . Sad thing is they probably will find him the perfect glasses to match that rug..
October 19th, 2010
Not good enough for Late
October 19th, 2010
Not good enough for Late Night Mistakes or as posted by someone else,He lost a bet…..LOL
October 19th, 2010
I’m going to ARMY Bootcamp but……. My neck gets cold….. Just do it!!!
My recruiter said it was ok. Why would he lie? He said I’d be real tuff by the time I was done.
October 19th, 2010
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. “Your momma is sooooooo ugly”
October 19th, 2010
His head looks like a giant Easter egg…
October 19th, 2010
I just want a haircut that does give me hat lines.
October 19th, 2010
Maybe his sister tried to give him a haircut. His Mom will take him to a barber to fix it.
October 19th, 2010
Red Foreman from That Seventies Show said it best “Dumbass!!!”
October 19th, 2010
Gimme a “skullet” for bad lord and a yarmulke for the good lord!!!
October 19th, 2010
Well, because I’m familiar with Bill Cosby’s old stand-up routine, I’ll go with a reverse mohawk.
October 19th, 2010
hey asked the barber to “take a little off the middle”
October 19th, 2010
What does he say? He says ‘I lost a bit’. Here are the instructions.
October 19th, 2010
give me the 3.99 special
October 19th, 2010
Lets call this new style the Bowllet. The bowl cut on top and the mullet in the back. I think it is going to be the new fad. Don’t you?
October 19th, 2010
AHAHAHA! It looks like a motorcycle ran over portion of his head.
October 19th, 2010
The more I look at this the more I think photoshop. It’s just too neat. The bottom does not look right. Whattaya think, gang…..
October 19th, 2010
“I want a sideways, inside out mohawk”
October 19th, 2010
“Hello Supercuts? Yeah, this is Reg. Do you have any vision-impaired stylists working today?”
October 19th, 2010
A little off the top? A little off the bottom? Crap, I can’t decide! Take some out of the middle!
October 19th, 2010
“I would like a racing stripe please.”
October 19th, 2010
That cut is called the “Sharpie” fine tip.
October 19th, 2010
“I know you charge 10 bucks for a cut but I only have a 5. Do what you can!”
October 19th, 2010
i’m a illegal,give me a hair cut that want draw attention to me,,,,,,,,,
October 19th, 2010
“I want to look as stupid as possible”
October 19th, 2010
He told the barber to make him look funny…………………….and he did.
October 19th, 2010
The unfortunate side effect of a head enlargement gone wrong.
October 19th, 2010
Not soo much HERE….. and not so mucchhh riight HEERRRRE… but riggghhht HERRRRE!…
October 19th, 2010
I don’t know, it kind of looks like my husbands head did when he was going to chemo and radiation for brain cancer. Of course when it got to that point we started shaving his head.
October 19th, 2010
“Uh, before I forget, barber dude, you got change for a hundred?
October 19th, 2010
“I want my hair cut just like Denzel Washington” guy falls asleep in chair. When he wakes up “Denzel doesn’t have his hair cut like this!!” “He would do if he came here” says the Barber
October 19th, 2010
Imagine my head is a globe….shave the equator, and take a little off the northern hemisphere.
October 19th, 2010
Looks like this fella fell asleep on a college campus. >:D
October 19th, 2010
I would run up and help him out. I would cover that bald spot with some extra chunky poopies. Noone would know the difference.
October 19th, 2010
Lost a bet? Drunk barber? Thought it looked cool? DIY haircut?
Anyway, I am embarrassed to have family in Texas.
I am also embarrassed for my aunt, who is a Cowboys fan, and my cousin, who is a Mavericks fan.
October 19th, 2010
his haircut sucks
October 19th, 2010
isnt that how texas shaves your head before you get the electric chair?
October 19th, 2010
Moe on the top…Curly in the middle and Larry on the bottom.
October 19th, 2010
“Just a little off the middle, please.”
October 19th, 2010
Some hair-dos just scream ASS HOLE!
October 19th, 2010
“Your wife is PRETTY good in bed, but your daughter does some of that freaky stuff that I REALLY like. So, all things considered, I’d say your daughter is better. Oh, just do whatever you feel is appropriate with my hair, man, it’s cool.”
October 19th, 2010
“Your wife is PRETTY good in bed, but your daughter does some of that freaky stuff that I REALLY like. All things considered, I’d say your daughter was better. Oh, man, just do whatever you feel is appropriate up top, it’s cool.”
October 19th, 2010
“A little off the top, all of it off the middle and none off the bottom.”
October 19th, 2010
I’d like to look like a balding man with a yamika, please
October 19th, 2010
Looks like someone missed a spot when he was rubbing in his rogaine.
October 20th, 2010
$15?! What will you give me for $5?
October 20th, 2010
I guess he went in and said “just give me the absolute opposite of cool.”
October 20th, 2010
Maybe he just asked the barber to slap a piece of duct tape around his head and yank.
October 20th, 2010
“I can’t decide if I should go short, shaved, or keep the mullet…let me try out all three, and then I’ll make sure which way looks cool…”
October 20th, 2010
“I’m a chocoholic, and I’d like to look like one of those chocolate pudding parfait desserts – you know, where there’s a layer of dark chocolate on the bottom, and then a layer of milk chocolate, and then they sprinkle a layer of chocolate cookies on top of that? That’s what I want my head to look like.”
October 20th, 2010
“I want to look like a rookie who’s been hazed by his teammates. I brought in this picture of Tim Tebow for inspiration, but I don’t want to be accused of stealing his look. I know- give me a reverse monk.”
October 20th, 2010
man – dude i was tapin some nice peice of @$$ at da club
barber- fa real? wats hur name?
man – Shaniqua she was a fine peice of @$$ she be rockin it all nite at my crib
barber thinks in his head – my wife’s name is Shaniqua and she didnt come home last night
and that is how this picture happened
October 20th, 2010
Say Mr. barber, just mow a 5 inch wide swath all the way around my head and it’ll do me just fine.
October 20th, 2010
“I’d like the bald guy wearing a yamika look, please”
October 20th, 2010
Barber, hold the razor at a 90 degree angle to my head, and spin my chair really fast.
October 21st, 2010
That’s what you get for getting a haircut at walmart.
October 21st, 2010
Just a little off the middle today, please.
October 21st, 2010
I’ll have the “furry ice cream cone with the tip dipped in chocolate” cut please….
October 21st, 2010
“I’d like a high & tight with a low & loose.”
October 21st, 2010
Definitely fits into the WTF class.
October 21st, 2010
i don’t know, i’m thinking his barber was suffering a serious case of dyslexia. What’s that called when you hear things backwards *question mark*
October 21st, 2010
He might have passed out from too much drinking and had friends like I used to hang out with.
October 21st, 2010
It looks like he wanted to resemble a cookie jar! It looks like his “lid” would just lift off. Not sure that there’s anything inside though.
October 21st, 2010
He looks like a marker!! Just flip him upside down and start drawing!!
October 22nd, 2010
That’s not a hair cut, that’s a CRY FOR HELP!
October 22nd, 2010
Maybe he’s an angel and thats his halo. LOL
October 22nd, 2010
This poor guy was injured by too much radiation during a CT scan to test for a stroke. Google image search for “CT perfusion hair”. Feel good about yourself?
October 23rd, 2010
I’m guessing that what he said to the barber was something derogatory about his wife/girlfriend/daughter. What else would piss off the barber so much as to do this to a person?
}:)
October 23rd, 2010
can you make me look like a damn fool?!
October 24th, 2010
I think he said “you know how those white folks have the mullet, well i want somthing like that. I want business on top and party in the back…..and divide that by a lil michale jordan.”
October 24th, 2010
He is just showing us how he likes his women. hahaha nice boobs, a little off the middle with a nice big boooooty
October 25th, 2010
To Barber : Chocolate Oreo please!
October 25th, 2010
“Give me the DEATH STAR”
October 25th, 2010
Must have insulted the stylist.
October 26th, 2010
“Yo, i want the carpet to match the drapes.”
October 26th, 2010
“surprise me…. WTF?!”
October 26th, 2010
When they advertise “A third off on haircuts” special, you might want to clarify . . .
October 27th, 2010
“Son, I told you to stop letting your head get so close to the fan.”
October 27th, 2010
He said, “Make me look like I am in a Dr. Suess book”.
October 29th, 2010
Hey buddy…Could you make me look like a High-Hat Cymbal…I’m a drummer ya know. LOL
October 30th, 2010
“Just a little around the sides please”
November 1st, 2010
Hey barber, make me look like a damn fool!!!
November 2nd, 2010
Put a bowl on my head and cut up, not down. Don’t cut it all though. Put a smaller bowl on top of my head, and cut around the bottom of that bowl! I call it a reverse bowl cut
November 3rd, 2010
OMG is the in El Paso? i work with this guy. for real. i’m pretty sure. i mean….there can’t be two people with this haircut.
November 4th, 2010
HOLY SHIT I KNOW THAT GUY WTF!~ I WORK WITH HIM
November 6th, 2010
It looks like he used painters tape on the top and bottom sections then zipped off the center!
November 7th, 2010
He asked for a sideways reversed mohawk
November 8th, 2010
Just a little off the middle…
November 10th, 2010
I’m ok with the top and I have no issue with the bottom but the middle is driving me f’ing crazy.
November 16th, 2010
I think he pulled a turtleneck dickie up as far as it could go and said ” Cut above this line!”
November 16th, 2010
The barber started the haircut, but when the guy said he only had $3, he stopped.
November 18th, 2010
Gimme the Moe up top and the Larry down below.
November 22nd, 2010
Just a little off the top, please.
November 23rd, 2010
Ever watched gran Turino? The barbershop seen? Enough said.
December 2nd, 2010
“ummm, hi. yes i would like a military high and tight, but only to the top of my ears. Then dont touch rest.” LOL! I am a hair dresser and this pic makes me want to vomit.
December 2nd, 2010
Man I got 2 fiddy what i can get fo that?
December 2nd, 2010
It’s like the Factory Balls game! http://www.kongregate.com/games/bontegames/factory-balls-3
December 9th, 2010
It’s like the Factory Balls game!
December 9th, 2010
See…what happened was…he wanted to get a mullet. So he duct taped around the middle so he could just cut the top…but then when he went to take off the tape…that’s what happened.
December 15th, 2010
To the barber: “Yeah, uhh..gimme the bris.” Religious circumcision ceremony…
December 18th, 2010
I think he was the first one to fall asleep at that party last night
December 20th, 2010
He said “i want a layered haircut”
January 11th, 2011
Ok, so I want to look like Mr. T. But when I put my McDonalds hat on, I still need to look professional.
February 8th, 2011
“I want the ‘Hair Nipple’ look…. “
March 3rd, 2011
“I want the ‘Hairy Nipple’……”
March 3rd, 2011
He has just cleaned the bill board for the next message.
March 17th, 2011
The dude got in a fight with a lawn mower! I guess the lawn mower won
April 15th, 2011
This is the sign of do not let you rwife cut your hair when you are arguing, that ir he was feeking like spinning around for the cheap cut.
April 16th, 2011
“I don’t want any off the top, George… just a little off the sides.”
April 22nd, 2011
This is why children aren’t allowed in salons (because I’m sure he goes to a real nice one). He asked for Whoopi Goldburg eyebrows, and then some kid ran by and spun the chair around.
August 26th, 2011
“A little off the middle, Bub.”
October 7th, 2011
It looks like he asked them if they would make him looks like he had a headwound bandage on ….i thought thats what it was at first
May 6th, 2012
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