I love this site/app, but I don’t get it. You all just make fun of overweight people saying how “disgusting” they are. If their thin like this lady then she’s gotta be a crack addict??
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September 7th, 2009
taco tuesday
She’s in charge of guarding the pseudoephidrine only, oh and lookin classy.
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September 7th, 2009
mikeyintheoc
That was indeed a funny comment. ” I wouldn’t let ya guard a shoe”
thanks
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September 7th, 2009
Lucid
I think she is following the guy with the mullet in front of her
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September 7th, 2009
Dan Blocker
There’s never a growth spurt around when you need one….Implants on aisle 12…
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September 7th, 2009
Nel
Yikes… she looks sick… And yeah, she looks “on crack”-thin.
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September 7th, 2009
DBorg
I think I’d rather drown then put my kids’ lives in her hands.
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September 7th, 2009
mexicanstallion
Amber Quiring is that you??? Dang girl you lost a shit load of weight! LMFAO!
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September 8th, 2009
ICPagansEverywhere
Don’t you need one before you can guard it?
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September 9th, 2009
Woostool
I think I’ve seen her on Cops. Oh well, I’d pee in her butt!
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September 9th, 2009
VagaBondVinny
Ahhhhh mesquitetoe Bites !!! I’d still hit it
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September 9th, 2009
JR
That girl has a gallopin’ case of the uglies.
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September 9th, 2009
Admiral Fuzzybum
Oh she’s not that bad.. small boobs kina sad.
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September 9th, 2009
justme
……How do we know if this is a girl?
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September 9th, 2009
Fuchface
Where is the other Olsen twin?
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September 10th, 2009
Shawn foley
that is really sad
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September 10th, 2009
kmb
OMG!!! i think this is my stepsister…really, i’m not joking.
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September 10th, 2009
dubby
WHATS CRACKINBACK IN HER NECK OF THE PIPE
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September 10th, 2009
Chuckie
Is she strong enough to Dutch Rudder me? No… probably not. Guess I have to settle for giving her a Steamin Carl..
She shaves all over….
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September 10th, 2009
Mike H
Life guard? “Here, I’ll throw you a stick to help you float… er, waitaminute…”
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September 11th, 2009
rck
One day she swallowed a cocktail olive and 10 guys left town. Now would someone please get her a sandwich?
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September 11th, 2009
Casey
Yea, WalMart helps me save money after some Blue Kid got me fired!
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September 11th, 2009
Brian
She and the guy she’s with both look like trash. I bet she’s given crabs to lots of guys.
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September 11th, 2009
windygirl
WTF with her belly button(s)?
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September 12th, 2009
Ithoughtsotoo
@JustMe
I was thinking the same thing! Is this really a human of the female persuasion!?
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September 12th, 2009
emily
you’re all stupid and ignorant. this girl doesn’t look ‘crack-thin’. I have drug addicts that come to my job and their crack-thin. Plus it looks like she’s either going or coming back from the beach as the guy behind her is in swim trunks.
She’s thin, but not unhealthy thin. You’re all just jealous of her level of fitness.
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September 12th, 2009
MC
Emily – how can a person be fit without any muscles? stick insect does not = fitness
That ain’t fit, or sexy. She’s got picked-at marks on her cheek. she has no muscle tone at all. Not a curve to her. Eat a cookie!
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September 13th, 2009
catzz
Life Guard? Not MY life, sister!
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September 13th, 2009
mellimel
dude i know her thats tootsie
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September 14th, 2009
Lindsey
And why do you people keep saying you’d fuck her…?
ewww
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September 15th, 2009
Anathema
“I love this site/app, but I don’t get it. You all just make fun of overweight people saying how “disgusting” they are. If their thin like this lady then she’s gotta be a crack addict??”
She’s scary, unhealthy thin.
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September 15th, 2009
Jody
I think she used to be on Bay Watch until Pamela Anderson stole her boobs.
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September 15th, 2009
Christopher
Notice her “bro” boyfriend behind her: He probably dates her because her physique reminds him of a 12-year old boy.
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September 16th, 2009
Nat
she’s nice!
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September 16th, 2009
Kennebec
Good Lawd! You’d need a lifeguard if you dive in that navel!!!
yep, you people are haters. all of you. what if she IS a lifeguard? what if she happens to save YOU or someone you give a crap about from drowning? either way… who cares? and to the people poking at her physique or small breasts… you’re effin’ lame jerkoffs.
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September 18th, 2009
Gene
I’m tired of you fat fucks that think you are hawt. I could only hope this lifeguard could not save your fat fuck body but we all know you’d float.
The girl is thin and very fuckable.
As far as her belly button, it looks like she has a belly ring which is awesome.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was uploaded by someone that knows this girl and has a bunch of friends ragging on her.
She actually has a pretty nice body, im not sold on the face. id estimate her weight at 110 lbs which is actually the weight of most actresses that you same jerkoffs love on tv. Her legs are a little thin and could use some gym time but her arms are typical for a girl that size. The clothes really dont help her case though and she should have never been out in public like that. Any girl that is willing to have her picture taken looking like that is probably not the classiest thing on the planet.
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September 19th, 2009
Michael Peski
Nasty.
And I have taken some for the team…
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September 20th, 2009
Overnight Stocker
I would hit it
Caveman Style
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September 21st, 2009
not so T-Dogg
98 lbs max. Roll that bowl, girl, Roll that bowl.
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September 24th, 2009
not so T-Dogg
Oh, not to mention they are looking at an empty shelf.. “oooo… just what i was craving! Look… we look normal… no one can tell we are skitzing at Walmart at 3am!”
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September 24th, 2009
ur mom
whats awesome is that 65 percent of the people commenting on her being too skinny are morbidly obese… im not sure why this pic was ever even posted i know i could go to walmart and in five minutes find 30 people who are more whack lookin than her
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September 24th, 2009
Lo
the only thing this girl has been guarding is the drugs at the meth lab
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September 25th, 2009
Lo
if by life guard, you mean guarding all the drugs with her life… then yes… life guard
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September 25th, 2009
Lo
oops i wrote that twice cause i didn’t think it went through
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September 25th, 2009
Anon
Wait…That’s a girl?!! I thought it was Jake Busey. Eww….
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September 26th, 2009
cc
Get some breast implants, this is painful to look at. Everything’s severe, hair pulled back taut, super-thin, a top that shows how thin she is. It looks like she has on a little kid’s t-shirt.
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September 26th, 2009
Soldier
get that chick a double cheeseburger
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September 27th, 2009
Billy Jim Bob
Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!
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September 27th, 2009
Psyclapse
I would hit it… With a tire iron.
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September 28th, 2009
Jako
Mouth to mouth? I’ll pass.
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September 29th, 2009
T-NYCE
LMFAO!
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September 29th, 2009
Kate
wooow… tuck that tampon string in!
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September 30th, 2009
Jay B
Flat like a surf board!!!
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October 1st, 2009
Buster
Ladies and gentleman, the delightful miss Nicole Kidman !!
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October 2nd, 2009
brian
Paris Hilton??? At Wal Mart???
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October 2nd, 2009
brian
Paris Hilton??? At Walmart????
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October 2nd, 2009
J
She is actually pretty hot.
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October 6th, 2009
Denise
Do you know what I think is funny? On all of these pictures there are comments from people saying these things are not funny or saying that we all need to get a life, yet they too are on the website looking at the pictures. Hypocrisy is a bitch.
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October 6th, 2009
Penny Wears Mowery
“In other news, anorexic shoppers at a local Walmart approach a new aisle designed to, er, fill, er, their special needs”…film at eleven.
I’m about 98% sure that this is the Wal-Mart close to my house because I’ve seen this girl before, and she wasn’t wearing much when I saw her either. If I’m right, and I remember correctly, she’s got Dolphins tattooed around her belly button.
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October 12th, 2009
Joanne
Why would someone with no boobs go for the attempted “side boob” look? Side boob is only sexy….when you actually have boobs.
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October 15th, 2009
Sam
hahah I know exactly where this is .
myrtle beachhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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October 15th, 2009
Joey
last time I checked lifeguard was also one word lol
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October 16th, 2009
poon
i thought it was a dude at first…..then i saw the neckalace……so i still cant tell
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October 17th, 2009
Lady_Aaliyah
lmao “I wouldn’t let you guard a shoe” lol where do you guys come up with this stuff?
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October 19th, 2009
Rexallsage
This photo was NOT photoshopped.
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October 22nd, 2009
jen
if she came to “rescue” me, we’d both be drowning cuz my big ass weighs 3x much as her tiny little meth ass, i don’t care how buoyant the water is…
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October 22nd, 2009
heather
at least she looks good in thoose clothes
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October 23rd, 2009
Amber
I know plenty of women who are naturally this thin! What makes you assume she’s on drugs?
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October 24th, 2009
Joy
That’s the WHITEST “lifeguard” I have ever seen!!
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October 26th, 2009
Jo
Sure wouldn’t let her guard my dope…
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October 26th, 2009
Kelly
Theres nothin wrong with this pic. She just needed somethin from the store. Damn people. I would so wear that. Expecially in the summer.
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October 29th, 2009
Joshua Stetar
ewwww
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November 3rd, 2009
Barry Myhoginya
Yea.. i’d do her.
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November 3rd, 2009
rudeomatic
SKELETOR!
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November 3rd, 2009
Amber
Okay, this could have been much worse! It could have been a picture of a 500 pound woman, wearing the same outfit.
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November 5th, 2009
Brian
you people all just copy eachothers comments, the first 20 comments atleast are just meth and crack jokes, but i doubt even 18 of them thought it up on their own without reading the comments. and as for being ugly or skinny, honestly i know some girls way worse. although she needs to gain some weight, and guys need to stop saying “i’d hit that” no one cares about what you’d do to her, she probably wouldn’t feel the same. guys on this site are so fucked up! well, a lot of them seem to be atleast.
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November 7th, 2009
Red
the caption just made my life!! lmao
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November 9th, 2009
Sherri
Well..that’s what it seemed at first…moving a little closer it was discovered she is really a “GIRAFFE GUARD”…Silly me, for assuming!
Well…that’s what it seemed at first…but as it turns out she is actually a GIRAFFE GUARD!! Silly me for assuming!!
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November 10th, 2009
Sherri
It turns out that this woman is really a GIRAFFE GUARD…Silly me for assuming!!!
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November 10th, 2009
Sherri
Well, it turns out that she is actually a GIRAFFE GUARD…oops, pardon my assumption!
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November 10th, 2009
Sherri
Well…it turns out that this lady is actually a GIRAFFE GUARD…shame on me for assuming!!
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November 10th, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA
WOW!!! Look how empty the shelves are!! That’s how my WalMart is too!
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November 11th, 2009
Bayer
IDK…she is definitely overly thin. But she’s obviously OHW to or from work, it’s not like she decided to go in JUST the bathing suit like so many people seems to. At least there’s no gut hanging out so far that you can’t see the life guard logo.
All in all I don’t think this one was even really picture worthy. Not compared to the rest of the site at least
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November 15th, 2009
Nancy
Why is Tonya Harding starving herself like that?
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November 18th, 2009
Don't Ask
I work at this store and I know her. She does do meth. She lives two houses down from me. HAHA she is so pissed at this picture. She said she will never go to that Wal-Mart again LMAO
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November 20th, 2009
GREG HIGGINS
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ‘ANOREXIC’ W/A YEAST INFECTION?………..A QUARTER POUNDER W/CHEESE……
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November 23rd, 2009
Dani
I’m a lifeguard, and she’s actually wearing the outfit:
Lifeguard shirt
Swimsuit
Short shorts
Flippy floppies
Hair tied up
cant wait for that life guard jump in and safe me and get that tshirt wet
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November 14th, 2010
MR. GOGGLES
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November 25th, 2010
A
She looks like a girl i use to go to highschool with..only the girl I knew had more of an athleteic build. I really hope this isnt her.
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February 19th, 2011
courtney
you guys are only making fun of her because you are insecure with yourself and i dont even see what is wrong she is probably just on her lunch break getting a snack so get over it and find something else to do than be on this stupid innappropriate website making fun of people who cant take care of themselves.
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March 29th, 2011
billlybobobjr
UGLY SHE ANT GOT NO ALIBY LOL :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
I work at this store and I know her. She does do meth. She lives two houses down from me. HAHA she is so pissed at this picture. She said she will never go to that Wal-Mart again LMAO
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April 27th, 2011
u8u8u8u8u8u
omg wow
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February 5th, 2012
gigidy
wow. when was she a life guard 15 years ago.
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February 20th, 2012
eldon
life guard? I’d let her guard my cock with her mouth.
128 Comments, Comment or Ping
I dub thee… METHASAURUS!
August 28th, 2009
I wonder if she can get a refund on those breast implants?
September 5th, 2009
She’s the lifeguard for the WalMart gene pool.
September 5th, 2009
Body by METH!
September 5th, 2009
I would hit her
September 5th, 2009
looks likes shes on the Jenny Crack diet.
Crack Pipe for Breakfast
Crack pipe for Lunch and
a sensible dinner, if you can stomach it.
September 5th, 2009
EEWWWW!!
September 5th, 2009
if she’s the life guard of the wal-mart gene pool, someone drowned in the pool.
September 5th, 2009
SHE IS LOOKING AT THE EMPTY SHELF, SHE MAY BE THINKING “WHAT THE HELL, ALL THE PRECURSORS ARE SOLD OUT …!!”
September 5th, 2009
I think I’d rather drown.
September 5th, 2009
I’d tap that, AIDS be damned!
September 5th, 2009
I’d do her.
September 5th, 2009
please god, if i’m ever in that situation where she’s the lifeguard, let me die
September 6th, 2009
I can’t say that I know anyone who would want to CRACK that WHORE!
September 6th, 2009
Looks like she’s heading for the snack foods again…an empty rack for an empty rack…
September 6th, 2009
i’ve seen bigger knots on a 2X4 (is she on the stem fast diet?)
September 6th, 2009
mm
September 6th, 2009
Does anyone else see jamie lee curtis on crack?
September 6th, 2009
Would someone please get this girl a sandwich?
September 6th, 2009
Hell Yea, She can gard mine!!!
September 6th, 2009
I love this site/app, but I don’t get it. You all just make fun of overweight people saying how “disgusting” they are. If their thin like this lady then she’s gotta be a crack addict??
September 7th, 2009
She’s in charge of guarding the pseudoephidrine only, oh and lookin classy.
September 7th, 2009
That was indeed a funny comment. ” I wouldn’t let ya guard a shoe”
thanks
September 7th, 2009
I think she is following the guy with the mullet in front of her
September 7th, 2009
There’s never a growth spurt around when you need one….Implants on aisle 12…
September 7th, 2009
Yikes… she looks sick… And yeah, she looks “on crack”-thin.
September 7th, 2009
I think I’d rather drown then put my kids’ lives in her hands.
September 7th, 2009
Amber Quiring is that you??? Dang girl you lost a shit load of weight! LMFAO!
September 8th, 2009
Don’t you need one before you can guard it?
September 9th, 2009
I think I’ve seen her on Cops. Oh well, I’d pee in her butt!
September 9th, 2009
Ahhhhh mesquitetoe Bites !!! I’d still hit it
September 9th, 2009
That girl has a gallopin’ case of the uglies.
September 9th, 2009
Oh she’s not that bad.. small boobs kina sad.
September 9th, 2009
……How do we know if this is a girl?
September 9th, 2009
Where is the other Olsen twin?
September 10th, 2009
that is really sad
September 10th, 2009
OMG!!! i think this is my stepsister…really, i’m not joking.
September 10th, 2009
WHATS CRACKINBACK IN HER NECK OF THE PIPE
September 10th, 2009
Is she strong enough to Dutch Rudder me? No… probably not. Guess I have to settle for giving her a Steamin Carl..
She shaves all over….
September 10th, 2009
Life guard? “Here, I’ll throw you a stick to help you float… er, waitaminute…”
September 11th, 2009
One day she swallowed a cocktail olive and 10 guys left town. Now would someone please get her a sandwich?
September 11th, 2009
Yea, WalMart helps me save money after some Blue Kid got me fired!
September 11th, 2009
She and the guy she’s with both look like trash. I bet she’s given crabs to lots of guys.
September 11th, 2009
WTF with her belly button(s)?
September 12th, 2009
@JustMe
I was thinking the same thing! Is this really a human of the female persuasion!?
September 12th, 2009
you’re all stupid and ignorant. this girl doesn’t look ‘crack-thin’. I have drug addicts that come to my job and their crack-thin. Plus it looks like she’s either going or coming back from the beach as the guy behind her is in swim trunks.
She’s thin, but not unhealthy thin. You’re all just jealous of her level of fitness.
September 12th, 2009
Emily – how can a person be fit without any muscles? stick insect does not = fitness
September 13th, 2009
That ain’t fit, or sexy. She’s got picked-at marks on her cheek. she has no muscle tone at all. Not a curve to her. Eat a cookie!
September 13th, 2009
Life Guard? Not MY life, sister!
September 13th, 2009
dude i know her thats tootsie
September 14th, 2009
And why do you people keep saying you’d fuck her…?
ewww
September 15th, 2009
“I love this site/app, but I don’t get it. You all just make fun of overweight people saying how “disgusting” they are. If their thin like this lady then she’s gotta be a crack addict??”
She’s scary, unhealthy thin.
September 15th, 2009
I think she used to be on Bay Watch until Pamela Anderson stole her boobs.
September 15th, 2009
Notice her “bro” boyfriend behind her: He probably dates her because her physique reminds him of a 12-year old boy.
September 16th, 2009
she’s nice!
September 16th, 2009
Good Lawd! You’d need a lifeguard if you dive in that navel!!!
September 16th, 2009
yep, you people are haters. all of you. what if she IS a lifeguard? what if she happens to save YOU or someone you give a crap about from drowning? either way… who cares? and to the people poking at her physique or small breasts… you’re effin’ lame jerkoffs.
September 18th, 2009
I’m tired of you fat fucks that think you are hawt. I could only hope this lifeguard could not save your fat fuck body but we all know you’d float.
The girl is thin and very fuckable.
As far as her belly button, it looks like she has a belly ring which is awesome.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was uploaded by someone that knows this girl and has a bunch of friends ragging on her.
Grow the fuck up. This girl looks awesome.
September 18th, 2009
thank you for share
September 18th, 2009
JACE and GENE…..
Are you the Lifeguard and her Bo, respectively?
September 19th, 2009
She actually has a pretty nice body, im not sold on the face. id estimate her weight at 110 lbs which is actually the weight of most actresses that you same jerkoffs love on tv. Her legs are a little thin and could use some gym time but her arms are typical for a girl that size. The clothes really dont help her case though and she should have never been out in public like that. Any girl that is willing to have her picture taken looking like that is probably not the classiest thing on the planet.
September 19th, 2009
Nasty.
And I have taken some for the team…
September 20th, 2009
I would hit it
Caveman Style
September 21st, 2009
98 lbs max. Roll that bowl, girl, Roll that bowl.
September 24th, 2009
Oh, not to mention they are looking at an empty shelf.. “oooo… just what i was craving! Look… we look normal… no one can tell we are skitzing at Walmart at 3am!”
September 24th, 2009
whats awesome is that 65 percent of the people commenting on her being too skinny are morbidly obese… im not sure why this pic was ever even posted i know i could go to walmart and in five minutes find 30 people who are more whack lookin than her
September 24th, 2009
the only thing this girl has been guarding is the drugs at the meth lab
September 25th, 2009
if by life guard, you mean guarding all the drugs with her life… then yes… life guard
September 25th, 2009
oops i wrote that twice cause i didn’t think it went through
September 25th, 2009
Wait…That’s a girl?!! I thought it was Jake Busey. Eww….
September 26th, 2009
Get some breast implants, this is painful to look at. Everything’s severe, hair pulled back taut, super-thin, a top that shows how thin she is. It looks like she has on a little kid’s t-shirt.
September 26th, 2009
get that chick a double cheeseburger
September 27th, 2009
Marsha Marsha Marsha!!!
September 27th, 2009
I would hit it… With a tire iron.
September 28th, 2009
Mouth to mouth? I’ll pass.
September 29th, 2009
LMFAO!
September 29th, 2009
wooow… tuck that tampon string in!
September 30th, 2009
Flat like a surf board!!!
October 1st, 2009
Ladies and gentleman, the delightful miss Nicole Kidman !!
October 2nd, 2009
Paris Hilton??? At Wal Mart???
October 2nd, 2009
Paris Hilton??? At Walmart????
October 2nd, 2009
She is actually pretty hot.
October 6th, 2009
Do you know what I think is funny? On all of these pictures there are comments from people saying these things are not funny or saying that we all need to get a life, yet they too are on the website looking at the pictures. Hypocrisy is a bitch.
October 6th, 2009
“In other news, anorexic shoppers at a local Walmart approach a new aisle designed to, er, fill, er, their special needs”…film at eleven.
October 9th, 2009
SMALL TITS RULE!
October 11th, 2009
I’m about 98% sure that this is the Wal-Mart close to my house because I’ve seen this girl before, and she wasn’t wearing much when I saw her either. If I’m right, and I remember correctly, she’s got Dolphins tattooed around her belly button.
October 12th, 2009
Why would someone with no boobs go for the attempted “side boob” look? Side boob is only sexy….when you actually have boobs.
October 15th, 2009
hahah I know exactly where this is
.
myrtle beachhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
October 15th, 2009
last time I checked lifeguard was also one word lol
October 16th, 2009
i thought it was a dude at first…..then i saw the neckalace……so i still cant tell
October 17th, 2009
lmao “I wouldn’t let you guard a shoe” lol where do you guys come up with this stuff?
October 19th, 2009
This photo was NOT photoshopped.
October 22nd, 2009
if she came to “rescue” me, we’d both be drowning cuz my big ass weighs 3x much as her tiny little meth ass, i don’t care how buoyant the water is…
October 22nd, 2009
at least she looks good in thoose clothes
October 23rd, 2009
I know plenty of women who are naturally this thin! What makes you assume she’s on drugs?
October 24th, 2009
That’s the WHITEST “lifeguard” I have ever seen!!
October 26th, 2009
Sure wouldn’t let her guard my dope…
October 26th, 2009
Theres nothin wrong with this pic. She just needed somethin from the store. Damn people. I would so wear that. Expecially in the summer.
October 29th, 2009
ewwww
November 3rd, 2009
Yea.. i’d do her.
November 3rd, 2009
SKELETOR!
November 3rd, 2009
Okay, this could have been much worse! It could have been a picture of a 500 pound woman, wearing the same outfit.
November 5th, 2009
you people all just copy eachothers comments, the first 20 comments atleast are just meth and crack jokes, but i doubt even 18 of them thought it up on their own without reading the comments. and as for being ugly or skinny, honestly i know some girls way worse. although she needs to gain some weight, and guys need to stop saying “i’d hit that” no one cares about what you’d do to her, she probably wouldn’t feel the same. guys on this site are so fucked up! well, a lot of them seem to be atleast.
November 7th, 2009
the caption just made my life!! lmao
November 9th, 2009
Well..that’s what it seemed at first…moving a little closer it was discovered she is really a “GIRAFFE GUARD”…Silly me, for assuming!
November 10th, 2009
Well…that’s what it seemed at first…but as it turns out she is actually a GIRAFFE GUARD!! Silly me for assuming!!
November 10th, 2009
It turns out that this woman is really a GIRAFFE GUARD…Silly me for assuming!!!
November 10th, 2009
Well, it turns out that she is actually a GIRAFFE GUARD…oops, pardon my assumption!
November 10th, 2009
Well…it turns out that this lady is actually a GIRAFFE GUARD…shame on me for assuming!!
November 10th, 2009
WOW!!! Look how empty the shelves are!! That’s how my WalMart is too!
November 11th, 2009
IDK…she is definitely overly thin. But she’s obviously OHW to or from work, it’s not like she decided to go in JUST the bathing suit like so many people seems to. At least there’s no gut hanging out so far that you can’t see the life guard logo.
All in all I don’t think this one was even really picture worthy. Not compared to the rest of the site at least
November 15th, 2009
Why is Tonya Harding starving herself like that?
November 18th, 2009
I work at this store and I know her. She does do meth. She lives two houses down from me. HAHA she is so pissed at this picture. She said she will never go to that Wal-Mart again LMAO
November 20th, 2009
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ‘ANOREXIC’ W/A YEAST INFECTION?………..A QUARTER POUNDER W/CHEESE……
November 23rd, 2009
I’m a lifeguard, and she’s actually wearing the outfit:
Lifeguard shirt
Swimsuit
Short shorts
Flippy floppies
Hair tied up
So she may actually be a lifeguard
November 24th, 2009
Lifeguard? Where? At a cesspool?
December 2nd, 2009
cant wait for that life guard jump in and safe me and get that tshirt wet
November 14th, 2010
November 25th, 2010
She looks like a girl i use to go to highschool with..only the girl I knew had more of an athleteic build. I really hope this isnt her.
February 19th, 2011
you guys are only making fun of her because you are insecure with yourself and i dont even see what is wrong she is probably just on her lunch break getting a snack so get over it and find something else to do than be on this stupid innappropriate website making fun of people who cant take care of themselves.
March 29th, 2011
UGLY SHE ANT GOT NO ALIBY LOL
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
April 11th, 2011
LIFEGUARD………………………NOT IN THIS LIFETIME ! ! !
April 27th, 2011
@ Free Profile:
WHY ? ? ?
There’s NOTHING to see !
April 27th, 2011
Don’t Ask – November 20th, 2009
I work at this store and I know her. She does do meth. She lives two houses down from me. HAHA she is so pissed at this picture. She said she will never go to that Wal-Mart again LMAO
April 27th, 2011
omg wow
February 5th, 2012
wow. when was she a life guard 15 years ago.
February 20th, 2012
life guard? I’d let her guard my cock with her mouth.
June 17th, 2012
Ive done worse
January 17th, 2013
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