October 20th, 2010
Big Momma

I’m wonder what she’s renting. I wanna say Big Momma’s House, but that might just be too obvious and I’m pretty sure Redbox threw away all their copies of that movie. Whatever she is renting, let’s see if we can’t get that to her asap so she can get home and save us all the pain and suffering.
Florida
Big Momma,




182 Comments, Comment or Ping
Do they still have copies of “THE HINDENBERG” ?
October 20th, 2010
To quote Ron Burgandy “Im Not Even mad thats Amazing!”
October 20th, 2010
I thought I had guts but this ? has me beat…lol
October 20th, 2010
Holy hell! :O Looks like a giant diaper
October 20th, 2010
a love story, cause she not get any at home
October 20th, 2010
I know this is to easy but, “Titanic”
October 20th, 2010
Is it me, or does it look like she is wearing pampers?
October 20th, 2010
never seen diapers that size with shoulder straps…
October 20th, 2010
Awesome.
October 20th, 2010
IF ONLY SCOOTERS COULD TALK IT WOULD’VE TOLD HER FAT BUTT TO GET OFF ANF WALK YOU NEED THE EXERCISE LOL
October 20th, 2010
I thought they killed the stay-puffed marshmellow man in Ghostbusters 1?
October 20th, 2010
Marshmallow.
October 20th, 2010
Ohh nooo she thinks it’s a KFC drive-up window.
October 20th, 2010
Wow- what size pamper would that be???? Geesh I need the eye bleach!!!!
October 20th, 2010
She needs to look for Jane Fonda’s Workout video.
October 20th, 2010
she looks like she’s wrapped in an entire case of paper towels!!
October 20th, 2010
Seriously, Walmart? No shoes, no shirts, but diapers are good enough? You have nobody around to tell that whale to cover herself?
Holy crap!
October 20th, 2010
That is one big-ass diaper!
October 20th, 2010
is that a h-oreo?
eek!
October 20th, 2010
Have no idea what movie she is renting- but she is built like the “TITANIC”!!!!
October 20th, 2010
Where’s the flatbed truck who dropped her off? Cuz I know she didn’t walk through the parking lot.
October 20th, 2010
In an attempt to find as much about her family history as possible, Shaneeka is looking to rent the 1956 movie version of Moby Dick.
October 20th, 2010
That poor scooter…
October 20th, 2010
“cause i’m a big girl now”…….
October 20th, 2010
Too bad there is no chicken wing and watermelon machine next to it. I’m sorry. Is that racist?
October 20th, 2010
After sex, her boyfriend smokes a cigarette and she smokes a turkey.
October 20th, 2010
It’s easy finding the “red box” in the store but I’m sure you’d have to search pretty hard to find hers.
October 20th, 2010
“Honey, who let you out of the house like that?” This is why I bought a full-length mirror…
October 20th, 2010
Turn down the contrast on the picture and she looks like humpty dumpty.
October 20th, 2010
OMG!!! Is that Tyler Perry in drag AGAIN?
October 20th, 2010
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October 20th, 2010
Dear Walmart,
Please be advised that you will be receiving the bill for cleaning the puke out of my laptop!
Regards,
Scarred4Life
October 20th, 2010
Visualize this – Oreo Double Stuff. That’ll be with you all day.
October 20th, 2010
After seeing how much stress Wal-Mart scooters are constantly being put under, I’m convinced NASA secretly designs them.
October 20th, 2010
if you know her whereabouts hometown buffet has a warrant out for her arrest she also goes by hippo hanna
October 20th, 2010
IS that the psycho mama from “PRECIOUS”??
October 20th, 2010
OH MY GOD! I didn’t think they made Depends that big. Is it just a big white tarp?
October 20th, 2010
She probably thinks it a vending machine for Popeye’s chicken.
October 20th, 2010
@ Wes
I can’t imagine anything being desperate enough to want to f#*k that!
On second thought, most buck kneegers will f#*k ANYTHING that would lie still long enough, including other buck kneegers. lol
October 20th, 2010
when i first glanced at this pic. it looked like some kinda big black creature hatching out of an egg…….
October 20th, 2010
The newest Wal-Mart fashion offering: The Full Body Diaper.
October 20th, 2010
“HORTON HEARS THAT SCOOTER SCREAMING”
October 20th, 2010
Doesn’t she know you shouldn’t wear white after Labor Day.
October 20th, 2010
And yet another example of what NOT to wear if you are a large person. At least she seems to have all the necessary areas appropriately covered – THANK GOD!
October 20th, 2010
how do ppl get like that? i dont get it, she shoulda noticed the problem long before it was to late.
October 20th, 2010
I wondered if the Stay Puff Marshmellow man had a wife. Now I know.
October 20th, 2010
If she would get off of her fat ass and get some exercise she would not need that scooter. Being fat is NOT a disability. Yes, there are some that for medical reasons are big and they can not help it, but I get the feeling that is not the case with her. Her problem is she can’t stop stuffing her damn face with all kinds of fattening foods.. Close your mouth, put the chips/junk food down, get up offf the couch and start walking!!!
October 20th, 2010
Is she the Double Stuffed Oreo mascot?
October 20th, 2010
She ate Tyler Perry!
October 20th, 2010
And she’s dressed nice, too.
October 20th, 2010
OMG. WTF? LOL! Looks like a big pile of shit with toilet paper on it. Loos like King kong took a huge dump.
October 20th, 2010
WTF? Is she wearing a diaper over her whole body?
October 20th, 2010
This is probably the most pathetic and outrageous thing that I have seen in a long time. Proves that no matter what, Malmart will let you in their doors.
October 20th, 2010
“Hello? Hello?
Is this the Gloria All-red Phone booth?
Yeah?, well I want to sue Walmart. This scooter they provided for me got going so fast that it blew all my clothing off. Now I’m sitting here in public, in my sexy lingerie. PEOPLE ARE STARING!
OK. I’m calm. You will represent me? 20 million? Ooh lordy, lordy.
I love you, Gloria All-red.
October 20th, 2010
triple stuffed Oreo?
October 20th, 2010
S’mores anyone?
S’enough already!
October 20th, 2010
Honey does this red booth make me look fat?
October 20th, 2010
man that is scary. She should of wore a moo moo or something to hide all that.
October 20th, 2010
Big Momma? Looks more like a Big Baby in an oversized diaper!
October 20th, 2010
It’s probably a full length dress, but the rest of it got stuck in the many folds. And after all that work she did to iron it on the deck of an aircraft carrier.
October 20th, 2010
Really, she’s not that bad….
October 20th, 2010
I thought they recalled all those rotten eggs……
October 20th, 2010
Jeez!! Can’t you people leave this poor woman alone?!!
Aretha Franklin likes watching movies too y’know! (In her 4 XL Adult diaper.)
October 20th, 2010
I’ll bet she’s renting one of those old Jane Fonda “Workout” dvds… or maybe a cartoon, like “Baby Huey”. Yep.
October 20th, 2010
@ RAMESSESII You got there first – my immediate thought was Baby Huey!
October 20th, 2010
Bet she parked her car in the fire lane.
October 20th, 2010
“She’s a big fine lady,
She got the big, fine legs.
She’s a big fine lady,
She got the big, fine legs…
.
Big fine lady wi’ big fine legs,
Walkin’ on soft boiled eggs, now….
.
Keep your hands off her,
Keep your hands off her,
Keep your hands off her,
Boy, she don’ belong to you!”
.
Snaker Ray’s version
October 20th, 2010
That’s nothin’ but an inside out Junior MInt!
October 20th, 2010
She says “I am going to eat my TV dinner and watch this with my Mom.”
October 20th, 2010
Back that ass up – turn your can into change, lady.
October 20th, 2010
@Pop – she ate her mom. Time for dessert.
October 20th, 2010
Sadly she looks like a very big burnt marshmallow,,,,,,,,,bags and bags of marshmallows *sigh*
October 20th, 2010
Not bad looking, but what the &%%^% is she wearing?! My 3-year-old niece has more fashion sense than that.
October 20th, 2010
when did depends start making a full body diaper?
October 20th, 2010
Looks like someone poured chocolate all over a pile of marshmallow fluff.
October 20th, 2010
At first I thought she was at a blood pressure booth and I was worried that when the machine blew many would be lost in the explosion.
October 20th, 2010
Here’ a thought, someone is hitting that!
October 20th, 2010
@HELEN HEVENER,,,,,When you are finished with that eye bleach,I could use some too EH….
October 20th, 2010
Sweet Mother of Jesus, what is that woman wearing?!!
October 20th, 2010
She was over at the Walmart hair/nail place getting a “Great Value” full body wrap & figured she would pamper herself with a DVD, some candles & a box of wine….
October 20th, 2010
THAT’S A HUGE BITCH!
October 20th, 2010
POWM Hall of Fame material for sure! Looks like she’s pregnant with an elephant.
October 20th, 2010
Maybe if you tried WALKING a bit more you would not look like a giant marshmallow covered in chocolate!!!
October 20th, 2010
I’ve heard of pear-shaped and apple- shaped body types. but I didn’t know people could be LITERALLY apple-shaped.
She looks like a giant snow ball with a head and limbs.
October 20th, 2010
Ohhhhh!! Why did some of you have to mention chocolate covered marshmallow?!?!?! That is my all-time favorite candy. Now I’ll never be able to eat another without thinking of this picture!!!
October 20th, 2010
Fat Albert’s kid.
October 20th, 2010
Did you ever notice all the people that drive those scooter’s are ALWAYS BIG FAT ASS people ? They are just too fat & lazy to walk. If they walked they wouldn’t be so fat !!!!
October 20th, 2010
How would you like to have to change that diaper?
October 20th, 2010
Hey YO! 200 pounds of ass crammed into a 20 pound bag. That’s just too FREAKIN’ much!!
October 20th, 2010
It takes skill to get close enough to the red box on the martkart while wearing your giant diaper.
October 20th, 2010
Looks like a giant 8-ball to me.
October 20th, 2010
After seeing all of the pictures of normal ( or, at least reasonably normal ) people on POWM lately, it’s good to see that you have gone back to your old standards.
October 20th, 2010
I can’t believe they make Depends in that size.
October 20th, 2010
Betcha she’s looking to rent one o’them exercisin videos……
October 20th, 2010
a body diaper lmao
October 20th, 2010
@OH GHEESH!!
I resemble that remark. I had to use those things for three years while getting my knees rebuilt. I got so sick and tired of rude people telling me to get off and walk and maybe I’d lose weight. I took to even wearing shorts in the winter so people could see the surgical scars and dressings on my knees and hope that maybe they’d shut-up.
I was never so happy as the day I could finally leave those blasted carts behind me and was actually able to walk around the store again. Believe me, I’m not so quick to judge those using one of those carts anymore. You may not always be able to see what their handicap is or why they need to use those carts.
October 20th, 2010
I wonder how many computer repair calls will result from this pic … namely, for cleaning vomit out of keyboards.
October 21st, 2010
You can be rest assure she aint checkin’ out “sweatin to the oldies”!
October 21st, 2010
Does anybody else realize that she’s actually wearing gray SHORTS?? -That’s NOT a diaper, people!
October 21st, 2010
Oh…My……GOD!
October 21st, 2010
I don’t think she’s wearing depend but DO think she’s wearing a onesie-not in size X or XXL but size TRex. I’m surprised nobody has mentioned all the mottled skin on her arms and legs. She could have a circulatory problem in which case I’d lay of her for using the cart. But that garment she’s wearing remains an inexcusable atrocity; she needs to take it off when she gets home and bury it at midnight in an unmarked grave!
October 21st, 2010
You said ” I’m wonder ” that is not right it would be I wonder or if you want to use I’m then it would be I’m Wondering.
October 21st, 2010
The clothes are a really poor choice, they do deserve a burial. But, I have a feeling she’s not just fat, there’s a bun or 2 in that thar oven!
The body diaper is a whole other story.
October 21st, 2010
its like shes wearing one of those halloween blow up suits lol
October 21st, 2010
Just when I thinki I’ve seen it all – I log on to POWM and see THIS!
October 21st, 2010
TOGA TOGA TOGA!
October 21st, 2010
Ok which one of you people let “Baby Hughie” out of the house? Hell I bet even the Ghostbusters would run from this “Stay-Puff”….Damn!!!!! Girls just say NO…..And leave a piece of chicken in the bucket for someone else….
October 21st, 2010
I can just see her sitting in a cloud of Cheetos dust with her mouth full watching Karate Kid thinking, “I can do that”.
October 21st, 2010
Hey, hey, hey! Who know Fat Albert was real, a woman and living in Florida?
But anyway, let’s get her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she’s about to rent an exercising video! Yeah, maybe not. My guess is The Blob.
October 21st, 2010
…WHOA, NELLIE!…
October 21st, 2010
10 bucks she is going to put little debbies, ramen noodles, chips, and diet coke in her front basket..
October 21st, 2010
Don’t ler her fool you,she is renting Jillian Michaels workout videos…
October 21st, 2010
If she cut her leg gravy would come out.
October 21st, 2010
She looks like a big ass DOUBLE STUFF OREO!
October 21st, 2010
Looks like the Ugly Duckling hatching out of the egg.
October 21st, 2010
Does Redbox stock any workout DVDs?
October 21st, 2010
Snowball!
October 21st, 2010
I don’t care if I had two broken legs, I would NEVER sit on one of those scooters after seeing that.
October 21st, 2010
I don’t see a woman in this picture, I see an oreo cookie sitting upon a scooter.
October 21st, 2010
Ever wondered what would happen if Marge Simpson and Fat Albert reproduced….now you know!
October 21st, 2010
Looks like Oprah is putting the pounds back on again……
I can NOT imagine having to ride that scooter around the store with your legs spayed as wide as possible so your fat belly has some room. Good God…..
October 21st, 2010
@OH GhEESH!! Not everybody that rides those are “fat asses”, so get off of your holier than thou crap. There are people that have things that make them too weak to walk long distances. I have poly arthritis that is progressively getting worse……and you would not know it if you just glanced at me walking through Wally World. I am trying very hard not to ever have to ride on one the electric scooters, but may have to at some point. I do wonder about what that crazy woman is wearing in the picture, but have no idea (and neither do you) about why she’s riding the scooter….hope you never have to use one of them….cause somebody might take your picture and call you a lazy fat ass also.
October 21st, 2010
Wow. Too …. many ….. yo…… momma ….. jokes ……………..
October 21st, 2010
OH LORD…
October 21st, 2010
To: JanDunne
Now now, you’re getting your measures confused: TRex was a lean, mean, fighting machine, and frankly, I can’t think of any supposedly fat animal (whales included) that need a scooter…
October 21st, 2010
Last one to the Red Box is a rotten egg.. It appears she came in last.
October 21st, 2010
wow where she find that big of whatever u want to call it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help she dont think the red box god candy she may try to eat it!!!!!!
October 21st, 2010
“Call me Ishmael…”
October 21st, 2010
That’s one BIG chocolate covered marshmellow!
October 21st, 2010
haha, that reminds of this, have you guys seen this, i think its funny, and involves walmart…http://seriouslysorry.com/apology/842
October 21st, 2010
I thought this was a pizza vending machine.
October 21st, 2010
One time my daddie, brother willie and Uncle Tony fvcked my poopie hole all in the same day! Then I poopie out a big delicious pile of poopies with cum in the center of it. Mm…. This reminded me of that.
October 21st, 2010
She needs to rent some jazzercise videos – maybe some Richard Simmons videos – some kind of workout videos!
October 21st, 2010
She looks like an egg in a diaper.
October 21st, 2010
oh, come on. She’s just trying out her Halloween costume early. She is going as a dumpling.
October 22nd, 2010
Geez! That poor scooter must be screaming “GET THIS JURASSIC ASS OFF ME!” Seriously it looks like Moby Dick with a rats nest on it’s head!
October 22nd, 2010
@ Alice B
Most people who ride those scooters due to a LEGITIMATE disability have NOT simultaneously allowed their body weight to become DOUBLE or TRIPLE that which is medically normal for their height! Enough said!!!
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“Reminding the world that Political Correctness is an idea whose time has come … and gone!” — Rude But True
October 22nd, 2010
Earlier somone stated that after sex she would “smoke a ham” well to get her turned on, instead of reading Penthouse Forum, they read the Betty Crocker cookbook
October 22nd, 2010
W.T.F. !!!!
October 22nd, 2010
After seeing this, I’ll never look at those poor riding carts the same way again.
October 22nd, 2010
…it’s like something out of a John Waters movie….
October 22nd, 2010
I love it when you call me big Momma..
October 22nd, 2010
looks like shes wearing a BIG ass depend GROSS.
October 22nd, 2010
her stripper name is, Bulging Cupcake.
October 22nd, 2010
In the age of our retarded generation, where we rationalize the excessive welfare state with reasons such as “You have to have compassion for the poor,” we find the majority of the population putting down the lowest income classes of society.
“lol, look at him. He’s wearing shitty clothes and drives a shitty car because he needs money for food, hahaa”… The hypocrisy is laughable and typical of liberals. If you’re going to destroy our economy with an enormous welfare state at least be genuine in your intentions you scumbags.
October 22nd, 2010
All I can say is OMG.
October 23rd, 2010
Perhaps if she TRIED walking once in a while she would lose some of that fat and wouldn’t need the motorized walker. Have some respect for yourself for God’s sake.
October 23rd, 2010
Weebles wobble but thet don’t fall down
October 23rd, 2010
Looks like a big ass baby in a diaper
October 23rd, 2010
Isn’t there a weight limit to the Wal-Mart scooters? She sure looks like she’s over the limit. To those who are complaining about the comments being made about this woman….this is what I have to say……get a trainer, a stomach banding surgery and lose 300 pounds….because this woman looks like a heart attack or stroke waiting to happen. I am not going to call her a fat ass or a hog or any of the names that have been used. I’m sure this woman has heard them all. But she does need to fix her life. If she chooses to go into the cookie aisle and buy 10 boxes of Chips Ahoy, then it’s her fault for being fat.
October 23rd, 2010
What bothers me is, she looks as though she MIGHT be pregnant…..hmmmm…
October 23rd, 2010
did anybody happen to notice the house arrest anklet under her right sock?????
October 23rd, 2010
Since VERBATIM hasn’t posted here, I’ll say it , Piss off Rude…………..
October 24th, 2010
One size does NOT fit all.
October 24th, 2010
@ Selinda Canuck
WTF??? Even when I defend the disabled, I still manage to piss of the Fat Acceptance radicals who think there’s nothing wrong with a woman letting her weight go past 450 or a man letting his weight go past 550 even if it causes loss of mobility.
Incidentally, this creature looks like Mama Grape-Ape.
October 24th, 2010
If the fat ass would learn to walk, she wouldn’t need to use the scooter. I bet that scooter squeaked for it’s life lugging around all that weight. Fat nasty bitch = Food stamps.
October 24th, 2010
Looks like an overdone marshmellow.
October 25th, 2010
okay, this is what tinks me off about the scooters in stores. they’re supposed to be used by people with a disability, not by people who are just to heavy to be bothered to walk off some of that weight. this leaves me, a person with an ACTUAL disability…two actually, avoiding using them, even when i really should, just because since i’m a little over weight *less than 50lbs* i don’t want people thinking i’m using it just because i’m fat, since multiple sclerosis and fibromyalgia have no outward appearance to make my disability obvious. what’s worse is that the weight i’ve put on is due to my conditions, both leave me unable to walk more than a few minutes and leave me needing certain medicines..both of which are the reason i put on the extra weight in the first place. it’s hard to exercise when you can barely walk, and you can’t imagine how puffy looking you get when you’re on chemotherapy AND high dose steroids. *growls* …..i’m tempted to make a sign saying “i’m not using this because i’m fat and lazy, i really AM disabled” but frankly that would just make me look bitter…and ridiculous. what’s a gimp to do??
October 25th, 2010
Huggie’s what where they thinking
October 26th, 2010
probably renting the true story of her childhood, precious.
October 26th, 2010
Ok, that’s enough folks. The problem may or may not be her size, but for whatever reason she IS disabled. Please leave off the garbage at that point. The outfit, now, that’s a whole ‘nother story.
October 26th, 2010
and you know she is in a handicapped spot or at least one of the ones who clogs to the parking lot waiting on a front parking spot. WALK YOUR LARGE ASS AROUND THE STORE!!! my 92 year old grandmother walks while holding onto a cart. She wants the exercise.
October 27th, 2010
“Waiting to Exhale” would be my movie of choice, and I hope she do it soon before she blow up all over the sto’.
October 27th, 2010
does she think thats a vending machine???
October 27th, 2010
Shut up whilest she spends your hardearned tax dollars with her welfare check. Hope she rents “free willy”
October 29th, 2010
You know I try to be a nice person and not look harshly on others and what they look like. Every woman has an issue with their body but I have to say she needs to put more thought into what she wears when she goes out in public. Large woman can look good, you just have to want to do it.
October 31st, 2010
I get so tired of seeing seriously obese people rolling around like they are handicapped. Come on! Most of them are just too damned lazy to push away from the table…
November 1st, 2010
this is why those scooters shouldn’t be in stores in the first place. make fat asses like this get up and walk off that flab!!!
November 2nd, 2010
holy shit
November 8th, 2010
Headline: “Giant Turd Comes to Life at Local Walmart”
November 10th, 2010
I DIDN’T KNOW THEY MADE WHOLE-BODY DIAPERS !!! And WHY would you need one ????
She better watch out for the GIANT GRAHAM CRACKER & HERSHEY BAR !!!!!
November 14th, 2010
It looks like a giant baby! Where is her mother.
November 22nd, 2010
OH MY GOD IS THAT EVER NASTY!
I CAN HARDY BELIEVE IT CAN WALK!!!!
November 26th, 2010
She looks like a giant diaper… O_o
December 2nd, 2010
The heck with the movies she’s buying. That’s the biggest pair of Depends I’ve ever seen. From crotch to cleavage…one size does fit all eh? LOL
December 18th, 2010
I love it. The store provides scooters to make it easier for the handicapped to get around the store, and people use them just because they are too fat and lazy to walk.
December 25th, 2010
she says “I want that movie.”
February 5th, 2011
I’m sorry…those power carts are for people who are handicapped and need them. They are not for fat asses like this who are just to lazy to f*kn walk to the candy aisle and get their fix.
February 27th, 2011
She needs a visit from Bob & Jillian ASAP. She’s in dangerous territory there.
May 7th, 2011
Is there a charity that takes donations for people that need gastric bypass surgery? I would gladly make a contribution on her behalf for she is not long for this earth without one.
November 10th, 2011
This is just wrong!! I mean white makes you look heavier! ;o)
January 23rd, 2012
I too find this something that is not easy on the eye but do we know she doesn’t have a serious thyroid problem or something else medically wrong with her? The people I feel sorry for are some of the people who commented on this. Where the hell did you people learn how to spell? You know what they say, ‘people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.’ If she has no medical reason for being so obese she definitely needs help and if you people have no medical reason for your inability to spell or correctly write a sentence…go back to school!
January 23rd, 2012
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