How does she wipe her ass??
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I don’t know about her ass, but I bet you can’t find a booger for three feet up for nose.
September 4th, 2009
I like how she painted the ends red.
How does she wipe her ass?
A: She doesn’t.
September 5th, 2009
Her nails are probably red BECAUSE she tried to wipe her ass.
She must NOT have a job!
Ok…she CAN’T have a job!
James Dean Martin
That’s not red paint… She actually tried to wipe and drew a little blood!
I’m wondering how she does ANYTHING with those talons. You know, the basics such as: bathing, cleaning, working for a living.
I’m going to puke! That’s just gross!
Too funny how anyone would think this is acceptable … how does she do anything? She’s unemployed right? Ridiculous!
only in minnesota
yet another benefit of welfare…
She’s growing them out for “Nails Of Love”
Maybe those aren’t fingernails and she HAS been wiping her ass…
The woman who holds the guiness world record for longest nails has longer ones and they are much nicer than these. She grew hers for 30 years and kept them carefullly manicured so they were (a) WHITE and not smoker-yellow and (b) straight and curved under.
Haha… She still has the acrylic tips on from a LONG time ago! Either that or she re-tips. But, that’s one hell of a back-fill for her nail tech!
This is photo-shopped. I believe the nails are from an Indian guy who set a world-record for longest nails. Looks like they were just edited on to this lady.
I think it is safe to assume she is at Wal Mart spending her “guvmint” check…no way she’s gainfully employed AND able to grow such amazing nastiness.
Forget the manicure and head down to Earl Scheib or Maaco for the $99 dollar Imperial special for those disgusting things! They may offer a coupon for a pressure washing of the unreachable….hopefully.
where’s my healthcare? Obama take care of me…
That’s disgusting! What a waste! She could (and SHOULD) be doing something more constructive with her life.
with the oboma adm. no body will have to work just draw checks!
hahha my boyfriends mother has nails just like this and im told she wipes her ass just fine.
HOW DOES SHE WIPE HER ASS??
GOOFY QUESTION – THE ANSWER IS THIS: WITH THOSE FINGER NAILS WHO THE HELL HAS THE CAJONES TO CHECK, TO MAKE SURE SHE DOES??
That’s disgusting. Any idea how many germs and bacteria are under those nails? I don’t want to know.
Definitely photoshopped. You can see the line of demarcation where here actual nails end (if you look closely, you can also tell that her REAL nails look like a french manicure.
How does she drive? Cook? Eat? Wash? Brush her teeth?
Is that BLOOD on the tip of her pinky nail??
She doesn’t have a job… she has medicaid…
I just threw up a little in my mouth…
I work in a MN Walmart, and I have SEEN that woman! Lemme tell ya, it’s weirder in real life than it is in a photo. To my surprise, she actually seems to be pretty… er… capable with her hands. I guess it’s from years of practice, but WTF. Whatever possessed her to wanna grow her nails this long!?
Those would make a bitchin’ back scratcher.
I’d like to know WHY she painted the ends red!
She doesn’t wipe
I just puked in my mouth a little!
The woman that “had” a record, her nails broke in a car accident last year.
I wonder if the nails go in the toilet water as she’s wiping? Maybe she just goes in the shower and hoses off with the jet stream?
IrishMary24….that was awesome! That was the best one by far!!
September 6th, 2009
IT IS PHOTOSHOPPEd…totally see the white manicure! someone just wanted to get their picture on this site.
Man That’s what I was gonna say.
Get that nasty bitch out of my sight! Gross as hell!
the woman is obviously mentally ill.
What makes you think she does?
Well, you notice how the nails are rather brown in spots…
She actually wraps her nails in TP and pushes the nails up into the butthole… I guarantee.
Um, I don’t think she painted them red… That’s blood from the last time she tried to wipe her ass!
I once had a vietnemese lady tell me that “Working Girls” wore their nails rounded: So that they could work the cash register, keyboard, etc…. and “House Lady” wore their nails squared off because they did not need to work!!!!
So I’m thinking that she is a “Working Girl”!!!!!!!!!
well, she culd JUST make it as a surgon……
Salad fingers anyone?
Maybe she has a bidet?
Forget the waste of her life and the analysis of how she could possibly wipe her own ass, .this is just a germ fest…ugh…. DISGUSTING! If she is going for the World Record I think she has a ways to go – even more disgusting !!!!
She eats with those hands???? Ewwwwwwww
Gross! This photo will haunt me.
Ew….just ew. i think she seems proud of them, too, which is even worse. How does she function in regular life? How can she drive a car, type on a computer, etc with those nails? How can she eat?
Why? I just want to know why you would do that…
She’s growing out the latest harvest of backscratchers.
As for the original question, she doesn’t have to. She obviously can’t eat with those things.
Heave… heave… heave… vomit!! Why do women do this. It’s so sick. Give me bitten nails and bleeding cuticles any day over this! Why are they brown? They look like aerial roots.
I can’t stop looking….
I must look away….
It’s a she-boon..
Looks like she was pulled out of the ground by her roots …
She doesn’t wipe her ass, she’s a she-boon..
That is so gross.
i’m upset about this. i’m eating my cereal & i choke. her nails look like those cone shaped chips bugles. ewww
One thing she does NOT do is use ob tampons.
September 7th, 2009
Even if she wanted to cut the friggin things, how could she hold a clipper? Well, actually, she would need hedge clippers in Aisle 8.
Voice of Reason
For those of you concerned, it doesn’t appear that eating is a problem. Hair styling on the other hand….
Ewwww, the one on the left is really red….ewwwwww…..
I SAW this woman at the Bryn-Mawr neighborhood garage sale this summer!!!!
The damn things move when she walks!!!!
It was gross to see for real!
This woman needs years of psychiatric care, and a chainsaw to remove those things. I’ve never wanted to find someone so much in my life, just to puke on them. Disgusting, and a disgrace to the human race. Go home crazy alien thing!
That’s just wrong on so many levels. Eeewww.
Wow, ew. That’s so gross.
EEEWWWW!!! That’s SO NASTY!!!! Can you say nail fungus??!!
Reason # 2573 I don’t shop at Wal-Mart.
re: woman w/long nails.
Wonder how she picks her nose
Just think… you’re paying for her to keep those grotesque things. I mean, she can’t possibly have a job. And if she’s independently wealth, what’s she doing in Walmart? Welfare…? Disability…? 0bama’s got her covered.
r those funions ????
Why is it people criticize, put down or ridicule others for their unique and or special ways to express themselves ? I’m sure if they where overly huge breasts there would be a line a mile long to look at’em, gawk at or droll over’em.
I wonder what her toenails look like! I bet she has the tips polished white!
hopefully the ObamaCare will help her get those removed!
How does she wipe her ass?? How does she DO anything?? LMAO
September 8th, 2009
Unfortunately I work at walmart and I see a lady with similar nails every now and then, although she paints all of hers different colors. I tend to sneak away and run whenever I see her. She wears an awful wig too. Maybe I need to bring a camera to work? lol
There are a lot of people that grow there nails out. Isn’t there a monk or something that holds the record for the longest finger and toe nails? Anyway this is pretty disgusting and not a very clever way to express yourself as Dave says. I don’t know how she functions, or why she would want to hinder her own progress through life. I think the bidet answer is prett clever tho
Does Professor Xavier know you left the school grounds?
Why people with overgorwn nails don’t make them straight?
Looks more like deep fried nails-where does it itch?
Freddy Kreuger has nothing on this horror!
I agree, how DOES she wipe her ass, I mean not to be putting her down or anything but let’s be REAL!!!!!
September 9th, 2009
I wonder if this is the same woman who was just in the news recently who lost her nails in a car accident?? This woman said it took her 30 years to grow them (that wont happen with me unless I used a lot of super glue or something cuz they break and peel all the time lol) and she won’t be growing them back cuz she doesn’t think she will be around another 30 years! LOL…I swear I read that in the news just recently!!!! She was in the Guinness Book of World Records.
The worst part is, I think I recognise that store. It looks like what my family calls the “Ghetto-Mart” near my house. Let’s just say it’s in a neighborhood you wanna avoid at night. I could easily be wrong though.
Still, why the hell would you let them get the far out of hand!
Hand job, anyone?;)
September 10th, 2009
yall know that after some amount of time with nails like that your hands actually start to deform. why on earth would you choose to deform your hands.
there is nothing else to say, everyone has said it for me.
She is simply isn’t giving anything back to society, it’s taking care of her. sick, simply sick I tell you
How does she wipe her ass? Simple, she doesn’t
stranger in the night
But boy can she remove dinkle berries!
How does she do ANYTHING with those claws? She obviously has a maid, because NO WAY could she WORK with them.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, “Oh noooo, I broke a nail!”
She needs professional help. And, I don’t mean a cleaning crew for her house.
It’s amazing that she’s proud of them. Just another clue that she needs psychiatric help.
Evidently, she is very proud of her hands. Good for her! However, that is neither attractive on ANY level or safe. Ewwww! I wouldn’t want her hands anywhere near me.
filthy and disgusting! why would anyone think this is ok? i wouldn’t take money from her hand if i was the cashiere–so unsanitary.
OMG!!! it’s not possible to be able to do anything with nails like that. I wonder what she does for a living… if anything???
this cant be real they would break. anybody got a giant nailclipper.
Notice no wedding band. I bet she smells like cats too.
when she goes to meet a new person and shakes there hand she knocks them out with her nails first…
No really how does she whip her ass?
You have got to be kidding me!
This is the most disgusting thing I have seen in a long time. How does she pick her nose already, type, or wash.
September 11th, 2009
EWW! This is disgusting. I mean yuck….their brown….probably from trying to wipe her butt! UGGG!
uh…. uuuummm…. I mean I think those are press ons.. arn’t they ?
what does it all mean??
Wipe her ass? How does she pick her nose? Eat? Type? have sex? change a diaper? sleep? cook? clean? sweep? vacuum? drive? take a bath/shower? flip the bird? dust? change clothes? tie her shoes? End up at Wal-Mart with someone waiting to take her photo? Yes! She definately needs psychiatric help! Why would anyone want to “retard” themself? That’s like riding in a wheelchair when you can walk………. WTF?
Besides being a health hazard for those around her, those nails jut look nasty…eeeewwwwww!!!!!!!!!
another way they avoid work!!
Just goes to show what the working people pay for!!!!
Why the F does she have one, only one, nail painted about an 1/8 of the way up. I guess thats a secondary question to WTF are those things.
From Fridley, MN
My Father and Mother-in-law have been just inches away from this woman at the checkout at Walmart twice!!!
She’s going for the guiness book of world records title holder. I heard about a lady who did this and she was a hair stylist for real! I saw her on one of those T.V. talk shows when I was a kid. Her toenails were long too she had to wear flipflops but I think her Big toe nail was like 6 inches long.
Gives me the Heebie Jeebies just looking at it. *shiver*
This is THE nastiest thing I have ever seen!!!
Either she uses a kitchen spray nozzle or has her husband do it for her.
Trigger Happy missed his opportunity… to put her out of her misery!
how do your nails even get that long? i feel like if i never ever cut mine they’d only be like 3 inches tops.
and she’s no where near the woman that currently holds the record. and her’s were clean!
http://blog.shankbone.org/2009/02/14/world-longest-nails-snapped-off-in-a-car-crash-in-utah/ too bad though
Those nails (if that’s what they are) are the reason she looks like she does. Can’t do hair, put on make up, or put contacts in with those nasty-ass things hanging off your fingers. I’m sure she smells, too!!
When I was 16 and working at the mall a woman with nails like that would come in and shop, the worst part of the entire job was handing that woman her change after she bought something….
of course shes black too
gag me. no, wait. this pic did the trick
um. im not sure theres even words for this. u KNOW she stinks n is sooo not hygenic. n u know shes helpess cuz of her lil fake “disability”.
i mean.. someone get the law after her!!! wheres all ths stupid political ppl when u need them???
this isnt sanitary for anyone. n the color on her nails.. im not so sure thats not some kinda fungus thats not yet known to man.. *shiver*
if i was her relative, n she needed help, dude.. id say hell no n saw them suckers off when she went to sleep.
who even comes up with the idea for this tho?? like.. ur sittin there watchin tv one day thinkin “wow. ive never been this bored before.. maybe i should juss paint muh nails.. OR.. maybe i should grow them out to where im completely helpess n nasty n no one wants to be around me… YAH, that sounds like a greattt idea!!!”
i mean.. get real lady..
It can be done well, but still gross to me… blahr…
A friend knew a man whose wife had disgusting claws like this. She didn’t do anything……the guy was so tired of doing all the housework, taking care of all the kids needs, and bringing home the paycheck while she spent her days at the salon having the claws painted. Oh yes, and this lady in the picture (and I use the term “lady” loosely) probably actually DOES wipe her ass. That’s why her nails are gross and brown colored (from dipping them in the toilet water). YUCK! Why do these women think this is cool?!!! Nothing could be more hideously disgusting!
September 12th, 2009
Um…icky.I think I just vomited in my mouth..yep I did.
are her fingers pooping?
WTF thats nasty as shit y would anyone want do have that u cant even wipe ur own ass someone would have to do it for u.
No wedding ring-no wonder.
how does she take her rings on/off?
You know its time for a trim when you do your nail polish with a paint gun.
Thats just fucking nasty
i bet she could scratch my back from four feet away
this is disgusting. and its not photochopped the indian guy in the book of records had gross long ones too the curled into spirals
Good reason for a gang barf.
September 13th, 2009
Gross. I’m going to go stab my eyes out with icepicks now.
she obviously has a mental illness. bipolar for sure. just the spaced out look in her eyes. in her world she can do no wrong.
I bet she doesn’t. Gross.
September 14th, 2009
That is just wrong in so many ways
Holy Crap!!! I saw this woman at a friends garage sale this summer!! NASTY!!
There was a lady who looked like that at my walmart. My daughter, who is 5, couldn’t stop saying very loudly, “mommy! why are her nails so long??”
Uhhh…I’ll pass on that hand-job, thanks anyway…
omg. that is the nastiest thing ever! i hope she didn’t touch the food!
Yum, funnel cakes!
September 15th, 2009
Wow, cool! Are these real or acrylic?
Are those real?!?!?! If so THAT IS NASTY!!!!! EEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I have to say is …….. ICK!!!!!
Coffin Joe’s mate, perhaps?
This must be photoshopped!
I just barfed on my computer.
September 16th, 2009
More distressing; why are some of her nails red?
These comments are really funny! Especially that they look like “bugle” chips, or funyons. Oh, and the first “I think I just threw up a lttle in my mouth” was great! Fun reading, gross looking at it though.
This is the first time that I’ve ever looked at this website, and I have to say that I think that, given a choice, I’d rather hang out with the people in these pictures than the bottom-feeder idiots who dominate the comments here. Ugh! The racism in this particular comment-threat is disgustingly evident.
Several years ago I was in Hawaii and there was a young lady there whose nails were just as long. She had extremely hard nails. She had a sign up answering all the questions that she received from people. Yes she could type, fix her hair, do her makeup, etc. Her nails were beautifully painted by herself…she was amidexterist (sp). She had painted different scenes on each nail, sunsets, parrots, etc. She was well kept, clean, etc.
September 17th, 2009
wait…. she’s not married?!
They look super NASTY!!
sick and wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG
I bet she has one of those things at home that shoots cold water up ur butt!
September 18th, 2009
I think i saw her at a a-c-o-r-n office posin’ as a ho!
She doesn’t that’s why they are brown AND red!
OMG… that is just disgusting! Jesus… get a freakin hobby lady!
save up a few bucks and buy a freaking nail clipper!!!!
That is not even cute at all!!! Fing nasty
How does she wipe her ass?? Kärcher high pressure washer with a “U” bend on the rod. Don’t forget front end pressure washing also needed at least once a month to get some of the lice out. Then, places butt on window sill and waits for big trucks to go by and blow dry. Must have a slave also on welfare to help with the housework and hygiene. Is also known to wear pants and skirts with dark brown colours on rump.
September 19th, 2009
the red is probably blood (not from her ass) probobaly the veins
You ask how she wipes her ass?. Answer: SHE DOES NOT .
That’s sick…must be nice to just sit around and grow 2ft long nails…..geez….
September 20th, 2009
She DOES NOT wipe her ass. That is ABSOLUTELY disgusting!
Blaze of fail
I don’t get how they never break! I can grow my nails out to a normal length, but when they start getting long they break, are her nails thick from fungus or something because i just want to freaking know those disgusting things don’t snap off. How does she do anything? Eat? Drive? Clean her house? She clearly is not all there in the head.
September 21st, 2009
While I hesitate to admit it – I live in MN & although it wasn’t in a WalMart (cause they’re on my ‘will not shop there’ list) – I’ve met this woman before – YEARS ago.
I couldn’t help but first watch her, then talk to her – being all up in her business & such. I think it was back when I wore my toe nails long (I say “long” but do NOT mean “LONG” – longer than ordinary but not creepy).
Anyhow – she’s curiously intelligent (I say “curiously” because it seems odd that someone who seems so pulled together would be growing funky nails like that), she IS gainfully legally employed, can do absolutely anything (so it seemed) with her hands that any of us with ordinary nails can do. She actually works in an office, I believe – or did back then.
This is my first visit to this site & I was seriously cracking up at the photos til I started reading people’s comments. What does our President, healthcare reform, or ethnicity have to do with these funky nails?
Making fun of Walmart = fun & funny
Making fun of the stereotype of who shops @ Walmart = fun & funny
Reading the comments of people who seem to fit the Walmart shopper ignorant stereotype = not fun or funny
Ignorant ugly comments took the fun & funny away… ugh!
Imagine how much crack she can snort with those things
I think I’m going to vomit!
September 22nd, 2009
I’d hate to get a handjob from her…
she can’t wipe her ass or vag! she is on government funded programs- food stamps, etc…that’s how she can work on her genis book record
if i saw her i would totaly break on of them bitches off and smack her with it
this makes me want to vomit.
How do you know she’s on welfare and for the record there are more caucasians on welfare in this company than any group. They make up the majority of the overall population.
Those nails are way to long..
September 23rd, 2009
And….. They’re gold. Perfect.
I would bet that she does not clean house, have a job (disabled for whatever reason) and lives on welfare. So, folks, you and I are paying for her and many others like her………….
Can you imagine going to the all you can eat buffet, and she is in the line in front of you. Barf……..
she doesn’t haha
That is disgusting and extremely unsanitary. What a nasty bitch! Ever heard of grooming?
Someone please slap her.
I think it’s awesome! And, if it were photoshopped, why is there a shadow? It would take someone a LONG time to get the shadow so perfect.
I was worried I’d see one from Minnesota on here! ;P
I’m assuming she hasn’t had sex in as long as it took to grow those.
September 24th, 2009
Now that is just f*ing disgusting!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WHAT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR… FROM THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS… THE WOMAN WITH THE WORLD’S LONGEST FINGERNAILS! AND DIRTIEST!
I would like to throw her to the ground and she if they break when she trys to catch herself.
nasty freakin bitch. thats disgusting.
“It takes my WHOLE welfare check to paint these babies!”
September 25th, 2009
This woman does actually have these long disgusting nails!!! She has frequented garage sales in Minneapolis…very gross.
I’m afraid my tax dollars are involved w/her productive life
September 26th, 2009
It’s interesting that the most asked question is……How does she wipe her ass????
September 27th, 2009
I saw this lady once!! I walked around the corner and almost got my eyes gouged out. Dont worry, my girlfriend and I pointed, laughed, and simultaneously threw up in our own mouths.
1. I bet you could find Jimmy Hoffa in one of those nails.
2. They look like they STINK, and there is no doubt her VaJayJay probably stinks due to the fact there is NO way she can properly wipe that area without help.
3. She should have to have those things inspected by the health department –not only do they look unsanitary to sport in public, they look like lethal weapons!
September 28th, 2009
i believe they are bugles. you know those tasty little treats that as kids you would put on your nails. well i think that she stuck alot of them together
She definitely doesn’t have a typing job. LOL
I think pic. # 30 belongs to pic. # 34.
People like her give us all a bad name in mn
I bet she doesn’t work outside the home….or inside it either. What a health hazard.
September 29th, 2009
I think I’m going to have nightmares of hands with freakishly long nails coming at me now. D:
..wow. my guess is she has someone wipe for her
September 30th, 2009
Well the nails apparently haven’t slowed down her eating.
That is just nasty….
October 1st, 2009
I wonder if she works in the food service industry
October 2nd, 2009
I guess masturbation is out of the question!!!!!
alexxx! 'n' Aspenn!
I just threw up a little. l:
that righht there is really grose!
i wish i could ask you why you honestly did this,
your weirdd (:
October 3rd, 2009
That’s just nasty!!
October 4th, 2009
I think I just threw up in my mouth… that is disgusting.
October 5th, 2009
October 6th, 2009
im just really confused as why her nails being long like that has anything to do with welfare i mean really?? some people are so stupid and think that they are all better than everyone else it really irritates me…
she doesn’t wipe her a**, she just scraps the crap off….
and that’s NOT red nail polish on the tips!!!! eeeeuuuuwwwww
The answer to that would be CAREFULLY.
Someone should have grabbed a machette or chainsaw from the garden isle and hacked that nasty crap off her hands, but somewhere that is turning someone on at this moment…….
I guess you have nothing else to do but grow your fingernails and shop at wal-mart when you are on welfare
October 8th, 2009
I don’t know how she does it….but I bet she uses the TP off the Demo table!!!!
I don’t know how she wipes but I bet she got her TP off the Demo table!!!
how does she do ANYTHING?!?! this makes me want to crawl in a hole and die.
October 9th, 2009
Why do you think her nails are brown?
not very sanitary imagine the years of funk under those nails
Doesn’t that just make you wanna accidently bump into her quite hard. Who wakes up one day and says “you know what, I think I will grow my fingernails out at least 18 or more inches.. How about that… I mean REALLY???¿¿¿???
October 10th, 2009
The hell is she doing at walmart like she can grab anything with her nail dreads! haha
Pretty in Pink
I can only imagine the sound they make as they clack together, ewww.
…… seriously, why?
October 11th, 2009
i wanna go in her room while shes asleep and cut em off
October 12th, 2009
AAAAHHHHH!!!! A little to the left, yeah that’s it
October 13th, 2009
…I wonder how long it took her to get all those rings onto her fingers.
ugh o0o s000 gross. i wander how long it takes her to put her rings on
why, why, WHY?!
October 14th, 2009
OMG its Ta’liqua Scissorhands!
Oh lord I’ve seen her before in real life. And yes she has a job, she works at a Walmart.
the mayng of spayng
they look kinda fake.. not sayin they are or anyting, they just appear that way.. as far as wiping her ass, she does the shit and jump in the shower kinda thing
October 15th, 2009
What’s the point of having nails that long!?!?!?
I bet she is on SSI disability! We are paying for this nut to grow her nails down to the ground. This is just gross!
Saw a woman like this when I was a kid, coincidentally, she worked at a Wal Mart. Never forgot her.
October 16th, 2009
We don’t KNOW that she doesn’t have a job.. I mean she could work at a carnival
October 17th, 2009
I wonder how long those rings have been on her finger????
This woman put herself through years of inconvenience eating, sleeping, dressing, personal grooming, driving and attempting daily tasks while attached to crooked, bumpy, yellow-green talons that look neither healthy nor sophisticated… for her coveted 15 minutes winning a novelty world record. We should all have such dedication in aspiring to our goals.
October 18th, 2009
It’s like I want to look away… but I can’t!
That is just stupidity!
Holy coke nails batman!
October 19th, 2009
Please tell me that’s not real.. ew..
picture this woman —- this freaky, unnatural, whack job of a woman— handing you your special order cheeseburger at McDonalds…you know, the one where you asked for “no pickles’ and you happen to see her pick them off…..you want the ketchup scraped off, too, sir??
October 20th, 2009
How would you go through life without breaking those off? I’m also surprised her clothes don’t have a bunch of punctures in them.
That is just disgusting!! Gross!! Cut yo damn nails!
October 21st, 2009
top of the line acrylics.
October 22nd, 2009
probably with a rag on a stick!
I can imgine this women doesnt have much of a sex life unless she believes there is pleasure in pain.
October 23rd, 2009
Am I the only that can actually tell this was photoshopped? Just look at the red tip on the ring finger of her left-hand. Nice try, but this is fake.
October 24th, 2009
October 26th, 2009
How does she WORK – or does she???
October 27th, 2009
thats gross. why would you want to grow your nails that long?
October 28th, 2009
they look like tree roots. but i have to give her props i can’t even grow mine 2 inches let alone 5 feet or however long they are.
I’ve never felt such an overwhelming urge to comment on anyone until now. That is just plain ridiculous. It’s a DARN good thing for her Obama got elected! I’ll bet she voted for him 10 times… BTW, notice there’s no wedding ring? How could there be??? Somebody jump her with a set of bolt cutters…
Welllll... (to finish)
… and give her her life back!
maybe shes going for the book of world records ha wonder how she gets ahold of her groceries there at wally world
October 29th, 2009
America’s Got Talent!
November 1st, 2009
i stopped laughing when i scrolled down to this picture….thats disgusting.
November 2nd, 2009
The reason this female has found herself in the perimeter of Wal-Mart, is for, she is an unemployed individual. Duh. This may just be a Halloween Prank, but the illusion seems so impending and real. Mancurists, would not appreciate to try and adorn these talons with decoration, they would more rather, retreat to the bathroom to vomit, No?
November 3rd, 2009
Why is it they appear so, intesinal? It scares me, and gives me shivers. Mine are short and stout, and I shall keep my fingernails that way.
I don’t want to think about it….
November 5th, 2009
Poor Old Man!!!
November 6th, 2009
I’m sure people who limit their hands that way over the years learn how to use feet in replacement. So..Sample Walmart toilet paper we saw earlier, plus foot equals clean as a whistle!!
November 8th, 2009
You know she’s fashionably chic, as anyone can tell from her outfit.
How does a woman with such a tiny purse have such long nails?
November 9th, 2009
this is insane. HOW can you do ANYTHING with nails like that? and how can you get rings on your fingers with nails that long? xDD
November 11th, 2009
She has a sheet tied between two chairs – she straddles it, then walks back and forth
I’ve seen this lady before–she was a cashier at a home improvement store about 18 years ago. I was a little kid and her nails gave me nightmares! You just can’t forget something like that!
November 12th, 2009
It’s bad enough with they way they look, and that nasty yellow nicotine stained color, but can you imagine the smell?????
She’s obviously used to being asked for photographs, too. This didn’t even have to be a sneaky shot. And as someone who can’t even stand to have my nails long enough to “click” on keyboard keys, all I can say is a hearty EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
November 20th, 2009
When she tries tries to wipe her ass…. oh no, forget it… I’m not even gonna go there.
November 21st, 2009
Frito is back
lol thats the walmart i go to why dont i ever see anybody cool
November 22nd, 2009
she looks like a skeezed out Edward Scissorhands!! LMAO
November 24th, 2009
Sad thing is, her nails are probably not even painted.
how does she paint her nails?
November 28th, 2009
How does she wipe her ass??? What I want to know is how she got those rings on!
November 29th, 2009
Dairy stocker's wife
I knew a woman in Oregon who grew similar nastiness… she painted hers silver, no doubt to cover the stains. Things that make you go EWWWWWW!
November 30th, 2009
Maybe Obama can wipe her ass for her.
December 1st, 2009
WTF??? That’s so disgusting! I want to know who wipes her ass?
December 2nd, 2009
why do all these black bitches have to grow their fingernails or toenails super long for? that’s just gross and makes them look like trash even if they aren’t.
December 3rd, 2009
this is absolutely disgusting..
FOR REAL, NOW I’M GONNA DO NOTHING BUT TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW SHE FUNCTIONS AT ALL WITH THAT GROSS SHIT
And she’s so young…sad.
December 6th, 2009
i just threw up a bit in the back of my throat… thats just nasty shit…..
September 29th, 2010
Uggh….that’s an excuse to be lazy because you can’t use your hands! Its a fungus fest! She’s a walking lamisil commericial.
October 4th, 2010
Handjob anyone before she goes and gets her nails did.
October 13th, 2010
Looks to me like she wipes just fine. That’s how her nails turned that brown dinghy color!
October 17th, 2010
I’m so shocked and surprised to see no wedding ring on that disgusting finger…oooohhhh
November 19th, 2010
I want to see her get her wallet out of that purse she is carrying!
February 16th, 2011
This is in Minnesota… how does she wear gloves? The windchill drops to like -40F at night on the coldest days of winter.
Also this: Something Something 0bama
March 8th, 2011
NO SHIT?? ROFLMFAO!!!
May 9th, 2011
That shit is cool.
But I agree, how does she wipe her ass.
More importantly how does she have sex.
May 23rd, 2011
that’s disgusting. they’re probably full of nasty fungus from TRYING to wipe her ass. gross.
July 7th, 2011
I dream to know her! I love a woman who stands out of the crowd. She has fascinating loooooooooooooooong nails!!!
I give manicures, apply sculpture nails…I’ve polished nails that had a free edge (white/long part of nail) of 1- 1 1/2″ long. HOWEVER…I could not maintain a straight face (no cringing) or avoid getting creeped out just getting CLOSE to her hands…I’m sorry, but I just couldn’t do it.
August 29th, 2011
i think she tried to finger herself with that pinky finger lol
September 29th, 2011
That’s not red fingernail polish: Got to wipe them off after digging for nose nuggets in the back of her cranium.
January 26th, 2012
Ive Seen this lady before! and a hotel like 6 years ago. her shits way longer now! They still look pretty gross tho…
March 21st, 2012
She wipes her arse – and picks her nose with the same action
April 24th, 2012
April 30th, 2012
I think I’m going to now have nightmares. SCARY!!!
June 2nd, 2012
One gallon of candy apple red and a buffer
June 22nd, 2012
i wish i could reply to and rate comments. some of these are hilarious.
June 29th, 2012
I seen this person at the 2012 Black Friday Sale at Menard’s in Fridley, MN
Those nails are real, I did a dbl look, and made sure.
December 2nd, 2012
Wow….I’ve seen this woman at a thrift store by me here in Minnesota.
May 12th, 2013