October 26th, 2010
Skid Row
That outfit might be appropriate for a Saturday afternoon filled with ball-scratching and Ma’s Roadhouse, but how ’bout we toss something else on when we go out in public….especially if you haven’t had a chance to clean off those skid-marks.
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Skid Row,
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He’s standing like it might be a recent release.
October 26th, 2010
Yep, I think he shart in his pants. He tensed up hoping no one heard.
October 26th, 2010
Get on the Wal-Mart phone and announce “Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, Code Brown in ladies clothing. Code Brown.”
October 26th, 2010
This one time some boys were teasing me at my job at McDonalds. My boss Gene told them to leave but they smushed a candy bar on my bicycle seat. I sat right on it! Boy, was Mom mad when she saw it! maybe he sat on a candy bar.
October 26th, 2010
When Marty saw the blue frock he had been wanting for 6 months, he s&^% his pants.
October 26th, 2010
I just choked on my coffee. The good news is maybe he’s shopping for some new undies.
October 26th, 2010
looks like maybe popanator got ahold of him…lol
October 26th, 2010
Either that or he just turned them inside out. What would that be day 3?
October 26th, 2010
He sat in chocolate…..RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2010
GROSS! I agree, looks like he recently sharted…
October 26th, 2010
No, that’s not just a shart stain, that looks like he went digging after he didn’t wipe. Totally gross though!
October 26th, 2010
@Sixpackgenius
that wouldn’t be such a good idea sense you would be calling a shooting situation…. what a genius idea. idiot!
October 26th, 2010
Wow! A wife-beater shirt and skid marks….My day has been made
October 26th, 2010
His wife is looking at this pic and beating the sh*t out of him right now…..
October 26th, 2010
When your sliding into first and you feel something burst its DIARRHEA!!
October 26th, 2010
Do people really have so little self-respect nowadays? I have to change ASAP if I get even just a tiny food stain on my clothes.
October 26th, 2010
LETS SAY WE SHIT OUR PANTS THEN GO TO WALLYWORLD AND SEE IF WE CAN GET OUR PIC TAKEN, WHO’S WITH ME??
October 26th, 2010
why do people think its ok to leave the house in their underwear???!!! Boxer shorts and a wife beater do not an outfit make! Especially when the beater is on inside out and the shorts have sh*t stains on them. If the skids are bad enough to look that that on the outside then I feel sorry for the poor shmuck who has to do this guys laundry!!
October 26th, 2010
my comments are always awaiting moderation and never get posted but i bet this 1 will get posted. Whats up with that?????
October 26th, 2010
A MAJOR CASE OF “MUD BUTT”
October 26th, 2010
That’s just nasty *shudder*
October 26th, 2010
downwind would be a good place to be…..
October 26th, 2010
…I’M GONNA STEP OUT & SAY SOMETHING TOTALLY OUT OF WACK & HOPE SOMEBODY SUES ME FOR IT!…THEN I’LL JUST SIT BACK & COLLECT MONEY FROM THOSE WHO WANT MY STORY!…
October 26th, 2010
he could have at least have the common courtsey to do a smell check before he put his clothes on and left his house, then maybe he wouldn’t end up looking like shit…..
October 26th, 2010
Maybe he will make a pit stop and grab some Depends.
October 26th, 2010
Clean up on isle 4!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2010
Geoff from Craig Ferguson’s show “In Your Pants!”
October 26th, 2010
Cleanup on isle 4!!!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2010
SHOCKINGLY low Prices ! ! !
Caused a temporary loss of control.
October 26th, 2010
* N * A * S * T * Y *
October 26th, 2010
Must be going to the movies, hes been picking his seat!
October 26th, 2010
I got to give him credit though, when I poop my pants in a store I quickly get the hell out of there, this guy just keeps pressing on.
October 26th, 2010
He needs an ass-tampon!
October 26th, 2010
Ok, this one really made me gag…first and only time…but this one is well deserving of a gag response! Beyond disgusting!!!!
October 26th, 2010
I bet he’s single.
October 26th, 2010
In honour of Indonesia’s earthquake, tsunami, and volcanic eruption, Marty wore his own “Ring of Fire” shorts after a Mexican dinner.
October 26th, 2010
This is just gross and disgusting! They should haul his ass down to the tire center so he can be near all the rest of the BLOW OUTS!
October 26th, 2010
OMG I think I just threw up a little in my mouth! {{{{shudders}}}}
October 26th, 2010
I’m surprised noone noticed that he had his shirt inside out. Look at the tab.
October 26th, 2010
….THIS IS JUST WRONG…1) HE HAD TO KNOW IT WAS WET & DRIPPING WHEN HE LET HIS SBD GO!…2)HE SHOULD NOT HAVE SAT DOWN & LET IT SOAK IN FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE HIS SBD!…3)CAN HE NOT SMELL HIS SBD?…I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE!!!…
October 26th, 2010
Shart: Gas followed by mass
October 26th, 2010
One word: Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!
October 26th, 2010
The Wal-Mart greeter scared the SHIT out of him!!!!!!
October 26th, 2010
Judging by the way his leg is lifted, I would have to say that this photo is definately an action shot
October 26th, 2010
Hershey Squirt Burt or Poop Stain Blaine
October 26th, 2010
OMG I buy my food in that store…………….
October 26th, 2010
@Mikey “I bet he’s single.”
if not, he should be after wife/gf sees this pic…
October 26th, 2010
And that, boys and girls, concludes today’s episode of How to Spot an Alli User.
October 26th, 2010
Duuuh! I sharted!
October 26th, 2010
In recognition of halloween I give you the Hershey squirts..
October 26th, 2010
What a pig…No wait, I just insulted pigs. What douche bag….Yeah, that works.
October 26th, 2010
This website saves me $$$$$$$. All I want to know about the USA is here. Thanks!
October 26th, 2010
There’s a new Indian cuisine section at WMart. He went for the sampler platter.
October 26th, 2010
romance is in the air……
October 26th, 2010
I’d say, just turn those things inside out like guys usually do, but I am afraid the inside of these shorts probably looks way worse than what is showing now!
October 26th, 2010
I believe when his wife said “lets make a quick run to wal-mart”, Marty misunderstood her.
October 26th, 2010
gawd…im so glad i stopped going to that white trash store
October 26th, 2010
HE HEh he just pooped ha ha –he made an obama
October 26th, 2010
that’s not a shart.. that’s from digging in his butt crack!! omg.. can you imagine his stench? ewwww…
October 26th, 2010
Give him a break–maybe he has Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
October 26th, 2010
Men like this are why I’m still single.
October 26th, 2010
Is this guy actually shopping in his boxer shorts???? OMG What has happened to modesty and self-respect? No-one believes in it any more?? Maybe my time has passed. I can’t believe that people actually think going shopping in their underware is actually O.K.
October 26th, 2010
Maybe the popanator got ahold of him!…..LOL
October 26th, 2010
At first (and I mean split millisecond first) glance I thought, hey this guy’s pretty hot, what’s the problem? Yeah… then that millisecond passed
October 26th, 2010
At first glance (for a split millisecond), I thought “this guy’s pretty sexy, what’s the problem”. Then… that millisecond passed
October 26th, 2010
One time I was at my job at McDonalds and some boys were teasing me. My boss Gene told them to leave. They smushed a candy bar on my bike seat and I sat in it! Boy was my Mom mad when she saw it!
October 26th, 2010
This is what happens when big boys who don’t wipe well wear thongs. There’s simply no protection back there when it comes to skidmarks. My advice is a pair of tighty whitey’s or any other undergarment that puts a good buffer between your ass and those flimsy shorts.
October 26th, 2010
@ K-Dog – he certainly makes mine irritable.
October 26th, 2010
When you think its just a fart but it turns into a shart Diarrhea Diarrhea ……
October 26th, 2010
@Energizer – my thoughts exactly. I think the photographer caught him in mid….um….mid…uh….mid-release?
October 26th, 2010
Captured on hidden mic at checkout…
Clerk: “Sir, did you find everything OK?”
Man: “Depends”
Clerk: “That’s what I thought…”
October 26th, 2010
This is the new U.P.S. commercial!
“What can brown do for YOU?”
So far, over 190% of respondence have LOVED this spot (so to speak)
If you have any comments or suggestions, PLEASE go to http://www.ups.com and let us know what you think! (note to advertising department, if this ad shows up at peopleofwalmart, DISREGUARD all input, since they are already BRAIN DEAD!)
October 26th, 2010
When your walking down the aisle and you lay a juicy pile diarrhea, diarrhea
October 26th, 2010
@WES- you always amuse me with the funniest comments! In fact, almost all the comments with this photo caused me to laugh out loud! Thanks folks!
October 26th, 2010
He just forgot his pants in the ladies wardrobe. And that’s one hell of a war.
October 26th, 2010
ewww
October 26th, 2010
Wow! Just when you think you’ve seen it all
October 26th, 2010
Color coding helps him put his shorts on right
Brown in back yellow in front.
October 26th, 2010
anyone else notice his shirt is inside out
October 26th, 2010
@ Gaby – You nailed it!! Now we can see the results of all the terrifying posts we’ve been so industriously hiding.
October 26th, 2010
To whomever suggested that he get some pants, let’s think that one out for a minute. Would you want a pair of pants that he tried on and put back ?
October 26th, 2010
i bet this dude has had his hershey highway run many times,,,,,,,,,,,, no control on butt muscles,,,,,,,,,
October 26th, 2010
Most guys have seven pair of underwear Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,Thursday, Friday, Saturday…………………………………………….Johnny Skidmarks however has twelve pair of underwear January, February, March, April…………………
October 26th, 2010
And his shirt’s inside out. Wonder if there is a shit stain on the other side…
October 26th, 2010
no me gusta taco bell
October 26th, 2010
No, No, ladies, he is mine. Back off
October 27th, 2010
Everything about this erotic picture made me so hawnee!!!1!! I would run up behind that guy and pull down his boxer shorts. I would wear there open mouthed for his to spray that delicious corn laden goodness in and just gurgle it up. Mm… Then I would take the boxer shorts home as a trophy so I can scratch and sniff whenever I’m hungry!
October 27th, 2010
The fart came out with the stuffing.
October 27th, 2010
What pisses me off is that I can hardly get a date while this stud muffin is probably cheating on his wife with two or three hot sluts.
October 27th, 2010
All the more reason to never trust a fart.
October 27th, 2010
“What can BROWN do FOR YOU ” ???
…that’s logistics !
October 27th, 2010
@COLINSICK,,,,Can’t be helped…
October 27th, 2010
I am suing where did they get that picture of me. bet it was when I turned them there pictures in that there picture machine!
October 27th, 2010
STARFISH! I call “STARFISH”!
October 27th, 2010
That’s what happens when you try to stiffle a big sneeze.
October 27th, 2010
I think this guy hit a deer!!
October 28th, 2010
Hahahahaha reminds me of my ex!!! Rofl
October 28th, 2010
A HOT MESS!!!!
October 28th, 2010
What’s that I hear?? Uh-oh.. It’s that doo doo stain train coming round the bend… He heard just yesterday and now he’s hearing it again..
October 28th, 2010
Hmmm…is that a slight bulge in the area of the stain? Is he fixin to drop a log in the front of the store?
October 28th, 2010
Is he just standing arond shuffling it in his pants?
October 29th, 2010
B I N G O {stamp}
October 29th, 2010
Underwear and T-shirt both inside out. This guy is an Al Gore environmentalist, getting two days out of his clothes by just turning them inside out and wearing them another day.
October 30th, 2010
If that’s what his shorts look like on the outside, just imagine what they look like on the inside.
No! Never mind! Too gross to contemplate.
November 5th, 2010
He’s having his man period…
November 9th, 2010
Hope he is not going to try on anything. Yuck!!!!!!!
November 10th, 2010
Could have bleeding hemorrhoids. ewwwww…
November 11th, 2010
He probably sh*t himself then turned them inside out and said ” I am not letting this sh*t ruin my day” HAHAHAH
November 19th, 2010
that actually made me vomit…no joke
November 28th, 2010
it seems most of you openly talk shit. and I find this worse than the stain on some guys pants.
Talking s##t does not look good on you, at least his stain can be removed by washing, but your stain is on your mouth for the rest of your life.
December 7th, 2010
I agree with Thrawn
“Either that or he just turned them inside out. What would that be day 3?”
Also, you can see his shirt label, so he may have just “freshened up”…
December 8th, 2010
Here I sit broken-hearted. Tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance. Tried to fart and shit my pants.
December 18th, 2010
Hot Butt Mud!
CSI NY in the Brownstone area!!!! True ass-clown!
January 1st, 2011
Are you a “browns” fan??
January 4th, 2011
bachelor…day four and still haven’t done the laundry.
January 11th, 2011
Ok, after hours of surfing TPOW, I really just don’t get the skid marked shorts. What in the holy hell, people??!! Seriously, outside of dire illness (in which case I’d never be out in public anyway) I haven’t had skid marks since I mastered potty training. Let’s just say that was a number of years ago and leave it at that. What in the name of Mother Dixie is wrong with these people?
January 13th, 2011
“Scratch and sniff” anyone ?
March 4th, 2011
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