I see you decided to go with the Captain Caveman look….very bold. Not sure if it’s gonna pay off for you in the long run, but still very bold.
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I wonder if he drew pictures on the wall in the bathroom?
October 29th, 2010
Flintstones…..we’re the Flintstones….the modern stone age family….from the … town of Bedrock….
I WONDER IF HE WIPES WITH STONES ??
Using the WalMart bathroom? So easy, even a caveman could do it.
Elvira needs to keep up on her electrolysis.
How does he light his roaches without setting himself on fire?
To be me
Just got done sprucing up in the bathroom, now it is time to find the perfect cave-woman here at Walmart…….So many to pick from.
Wait a minute! Is that all the same length, or is this a gigantic Mul-fro? I can’t tell.
This is the “I dont give a f*ck” look.
Which bathroom did he come out of?
Maybe its a “fro-let”, coming out of the ‘to-let’?
Gee–Cher has sure let herself go…
I’m convinced many people now dress up just to get onto this site… it’s more of a 15 min. of fame rather than out of the norm.
Gillette is not making any money off of him!
Snooki has never looked better.
Someone didn’t read the label. Your only suppose to water your Chia pet once a week. Now look what the hell happened..
I hope that’s a Halloween costume.
He left his club in the stall, darn, now someone is going to steal it.
OMG! The comments here are hysterical! The first one especially about drawing on the walls! LOL!!
“I just washed my hair and I can’t do a thing with it!”
my cat just coughed up something that looked like that last night. i figured she ate it because it was gone this morning. guess i was wrong.
derderderrrrrrrrrrrrrr This is what happens when your mom’s been messin’ with Sasquatch.
I can only say “WTF!!!!!”
4th Generation Cousin It, bred with the Ohio Gypsy clan.
kenny powers? what happened to the mullet?
Someone Call Oprah! This guy needs a Serious Make-Over!
I bet he’s loaded with Neanderthal dna.
Quick, someone call Oprah! This guy needs a serious Make-Over!
SLASH and SNOOKI’s lovechild?
That hair makes you totally miss the beer belly and wifebeater….but they’re to be expected at Walmart anyway.
Does this hair do make my gut look big ?
Dana… is that you???
Just be glad he’s evolved
To use the toilet !!
Ronnie James Dio is alive, He’s alive
Is that a tattoo of a Tyrannosaurus Rex on his arm?
Sir Hates Alot
That is one, powerful air dryer they have there.
Is that a tattoo of a Wooly Mammoth on his arm?
“My you have lovely hair; you ever find any spiders in it?”
i have a wooly mammoth tatoo on my tyrannosaurus rex……. close enough ??
I’m glad Amy Winehouse has started taking care of herself. She’s never looked better
Hey look …. its the lesser known Osmond brother, Shemp. He was born attached to Maries forehead.
Suzanne Sugarbaker really let herself go since “The Designing Women” days.
Didn’t he used to be on American Gladiators?
I know this may not be that funny but he could donate 90% of that to “locks of love” and still have enough to need a hair cut! (After the “Orkin Man” gave him the once over)
Chewebacca+10% of homo sapien+cut-off jorts=captain caveman
Lol… someone had the courage to just sit there with their phone out and snap a picture right in front of him! I’d be so afraid he’d yell at me!! Lol… yet he doesn’t look to suprised that someone thinks it’s interesting.
With that cleavage and long flowing hair, I wonder which bathroom he chose to go in. Hmmmmmm
My sister has a wig like that for Halloween! maybe he is trying to be Elvira for halloween.
Ever since the Billy Goats Gruff kicked his ass, he’s been hanging out at WalMart.
Why, that’s my ex-husband the troll!
jose had to hide for a long time before he made it across the border, he rewards his efforts by using the walmart bathroom, instead of the cactus bush.
@STPN2ME : He probably won’t GET one either!
And as I well know, there was plenty of room……either lengthwise or circumferentially…..
Aw, sh*t you made me laugh so hard……
Captain Caveman! LMAO Well done sir, well done.
…. you set-up the timing for that one…can’t wait for the next “FADER” cluster b*mbing.
after Slash filed for divorce last week, his attorney advised him to start shopping at wal mart
Alley Oop, Oop! Oop! Poop Poop!
At my cave, it’s Halloween every day! Like my wig?
Awesome comments, folks.
Just when I think I’ve seen it all – I log on here and find that as a matter of fact, I have not!
Fader needs to get their crap together…..
Geico can save you 15% or more on …. wait, wrong caveman.
by far, the best one yet on POWM, comments included! I could not add anything more!
If I saw THAT coming out of the restroom, I sure as hell wouldn’t be going in!
Coming out of the restroom where he’s spent his entire lunch hour showering and blow drying his doo!
Son of Sam's Club
Cousin It got a trim
Everything about this erotic picture made me so hawnee I choked my daiddies chicken until his willy threw up in my mouth, then I fisted his poopie hole while pooey wet juices leeked on my face!
In his defense, Halloween is right around the corner. Maybe this is his costume? lol
Is it just me or does that guy look like Zach Galifinakis underneath all that hair on top of his head….that could be Zach all dressed up for a new movie comin out….maybe theyre doing an employee of the month 2
i wonder if he knows how to make fire?
Now that he’s done shopping, he’s going home to put on his Haloween costume… wait a minute….
October 30th, 2010
He’s been called “The Phil Spector of Cavemen”
…TO MY SON,CODY ALLEN ‘KOJO’ HIGGINS, HERE’S A STYLE YOU’D LIKE TO TRY!…
Captain Caveman: stylin’ and profilin’ all the way into the 21st century. You just know he’s got Wilma & Betty at home waiting for him…
Jeez, Slash must really be down on his luck these days.
And I thought the old tv character “Captain Caveman” was dead….
Somebody please tell me it was Halloween and this was employee dress up day.
October 31st, 2010
Hey, I think you might be my son… I f*#ked a buffalo once!
That looks like Charlie from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia but fat and with alot of hair!
November 1st, 2010
looks like a caveman version of amy winehouse hahahha i <3 this website :))
Now we know what Snookie’s dad looks like
Snooki? Is that you?
just so everyone knows, THIS IS HIS HAIR! it was blond before this and he does an awesome job decorating his yard for Halloween and Christmas. most of the time i see him he is mowing his lawn shirtless, so feel better knowing he has a shirt on in the pic.
November 5th, 2010
he does not need to reproduce! not like he would ever get the chance.
November 6th, 2010
i thought you lived in a cave and im not sure but i am perrty sure that walmart is not a cave so you should take your little haiery butt and go bak to your cave
P.S. you should shave really really really good!!!!!
shantayou if you shave!!
Rob Zombie discovers the perils of licking a wall socket.
November 7th, 2010
Hahaha we saw him at walmart during the summer so I doubt this is his halloween costume! My hubby took a pic to post on here! He had on the same outfit!
November 8th, 2010
Caveman Jorts!! An archeological find!
November 9th, 2010
“Troy, Did you use my Head-n-Shoulders?” “No”
“Did you?” “NO”
“Troy….?” “Ok, yeah, I used it.”
November 10th, 2010
Maybe just maybe he saw the other Walmart shoppers on this site and said ” I want to be like them”
November 27th, 2010
where did i go
is that the door greeter… baahahahhhaaaaaa
November 30th, 2010
i told you not to feed the mogwai after midnight!!!
December 31st, 2010
Thats actually my neighbor, he works at nasa and has a georgeous home .. who doesn’t dig it …. and he drives a huge lifted truck with flames…
January 4th, 2011
He’s actually a pretty cool, down to earth dude.
January 18th, 2011
I know what’s going on here….he’s confused, he’s looking for the little stick-man/woman bathroom symbol that has as much hair as he does! Poor guy didn’t even get to use one.
August 15th, 2011
I was on the psych ward one time and this guy who didn’t take showers or comb his hair and wore the same stinkin’ clothes every day. The rest of the guys carried him to the shower room , striped him down and scrubbed every inch of his nasty body with a long-handled scrub brush. Then they made him put on a nice clean hospital gown and threw the other clothes away. Maybe thisiss that guy on the outside and he has reverted back to his old habits.
September 26th, 2011
NO LIE, this man lives right up the road from me. He decorates his front yard like a jungle, its like a jungle year round. Oh, and his wife looks just like a cave-woman. She walks around outside in leopard underwear and a leopard bra. Thank god she’s not fat!
December 17th, 2011
I did some work at his house once inside is nice, kinda like a funeral home and he is really into Dark Shadows the one from the 1960′s he is a real nice guy tho.
April 21st, 2012