October 29th, 2010
Lazy Ass

This isn’t Disneyland buddy, get your ass out of the cart, walk over to the hair care section, find any product (literally ANY product) because it will be better than what you got going. I’d ask you to then walk over to the clothing section but I don’t want to wear you out with all that walking. We will take this one step at a time.
Illinois
Lazy Ass,




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He needs a big ass diaper and a binky.
October 29th, 2010
ummmm…can’t say i’m surprised!
October 29th, 2010
This is where it all begins!!!
October 29th, 2010
what in the world?
October 29th, 2010
I’m not sure I want him to turn his face to the camera. I’d be afraid of seeing a pacifier in his mouth.
And that’s just a *whole* lotta wrong…..
October 29th, 2010
That’s one I haven’t seen…..Yet.
October 29th, 2010
UM…doesnt wal-mart have wheelchairs for those people??? WTF is he doing??
October 29th, 2010
Poster child for birth control, RIGHT HERE.
October 29th, 2010
Not able to make a car that hasn’t been recalled, Toyota resorts to making motorized shopping carts.
October 29th, 2010
Is he seriously pushing himself around with his arms, or is the navigator missing in this photo?
October 29th, 2010
Rollin on 4′s homie!!!
October 29th, 2010
Guess, he thought the motorized cart would CRAMP his style…
October 29th, 2010
it literally takes more energy to get in and out of the basket by yourself than to walk around pushing the buggy.
October 29th, 2010
Black…
October 29th, 2010
If someone is pushing him around, id call it lazy. However, if he is pulling himself around by grabbing on to shelves and displays, I would call this the most economical wheelchair I’ve ever seen.
October 29th, 2010
his mother must be so damn proud!
October 29th, 2010
Hey, he was half off, and Shaqueshia didn’t have one of those…..
October 29th, 2010
You know, I don’t know wether this is a male or femaile, what I do know is that is an ass, and IT is lucky if IT ever gets laid.
October 29th, 2010
Did you ever see one that wasnt lazy
October 29th, 2010
And yet another life lesson for the young people………..when you shop the cart has a handle for you to push it through the store. This A$$HOLE has it all wrong. Using the car this way prevents you from getting enough imported from China crap.
October 29th, 2010
…and shaqueshia didn’t need no instructions on where to “blow” it up either.
October 29th, 2010
Little Susie is getting big for her age! Maybe that’s a Walmart employee doing a bit of stocking shelves?
October 29th, 2010
and now they are both happy with the purchase……
October 29th, 2010
Whoopie Goldberg Shops here too?
October 29th, 2010
Another Wal-Mart “roll back”.
October 29th, 2010
shopping cart hero revolutionizing the way we shop I’d just like to know how this dickshit didn’t break his/her neck
October 29th, 2010
Moooommmm!!!!!!!!!! don’t forget my Cocoa Puff!!!!!
October 29th, 2010
Wait a sec, Isn’t that Flava Flav? YEEEAAAHHHH BOOOOOYYY
October 29th, 2010
Or it could be a legitimate physical or mental impairment . Nah…
October 29th, 2010
@ Verbatim- This is an impulse buy, don’t worry, IT will be returned, and either put back on the self, or sent back to the manufacture as a defective product.
October 29th, 2010
I hate typos -shelf instead of self. Sorry.
October 29th, 2010
I don’t want to say anything bad, because there has to be a significant chance that this person is challenged.
October 29th, 2010
I’m Rick James bitch, and these feet don’t touch no muther f***in’ Walmart floor. Now which one of you commoners want to wheel my ass over to the Dark and Lovely?
October 29th, 2010
Funny how you can interchange the “L” in Lazy with the letters “CR”
October 29th, 2010
ROLLIN’ ON AISLE 24′S
October 29th, 2010
You got in there…but how do you get OUT?
October 29th, 2010
How the heck did he get IN the cart? That took some acrobatics – if he can do that, he can walk!
October 29th, 2010
To Be Me – you know she’s gonna lose the receipt.
And typos are a way of life here. As are double posts, profane rants and politically incorrect everything. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
October 29th, 2010
Used to be able to buy em at an auction.
October 29th, 2010
so easy a caveman can do it….
October 29th, 2010
Well, at least the lazy ass isn’t using one of the motorized scooter/wheelchair things.
October 29th, 2010
He got in there when his Mom wasn’t looking to make her laugh. It would be hard to get out of there I think.
October 29th, 2010
We can still BUY those?!?!????
Thank you Obama stimulus plan.
October 29th, 2010
@ Elmo. Ouch. We all deserved that.
October 29th, 2010
You know, I hear a lot of black people are obsessed with their shoes… maybe this guy just takes it to a whole new level?
October 29th, 2010
That guy’s a real basket case.
October 29th, 2010
“It’s Rick James, bitch!”
October 29th, 2010
THIS IS STAGED!!!!!
October 29th, 2010
o.k.,who’s pushing tha nigga ?
October 29th, 2010
So who is the pathetic creature actually willing to push the cart!?!?!
October 29th, 2010
o.k.,,,,,,, who’s pushing tha nigga,,,,,,,,,, we can see it’s to lazy to walk,,,,,,
October 29th, 2010
Venus Williams saving her legs for the next tennis match
October 29th, 2010
Ridin’ dirty
October 29th, 2010
Another Welfare ‘groid vegetating in Wal-Mart to sleep off an all-night crack binge. It probably lives behind the dumpster when it’s not out “sellin’ rock” by the local school yard.
October 29th, 2010
I’m very curious as to who is pushing this cart around, and how s/he avoids being kicked in the process!
October 29th, 2010
Hey, he’s not lazy… holding up that back panel of the cart so his legs can stick out w/out getting crushed must be hard, tiring work!
October 29th, 2010
tards like this is the reason prices go up in the stores…tearing up shit leads to claims(sometimes just throwing it away) These cart cost $$ to repair. Get real! The more in stores that gets stolen or damaged or people do stupid ass shit like this and get hurt causes prices to sky rocket…. Someone call security and get the tard out of the cart. GEEZ! Yes I am ranting! NO! I do not work at wally world!
October 29th, 2010
Popanator just begs to be banned.
October 29th, 2010
Bud Bundy,,Rude,,poopanator,,,,,Piss Off……..
October 29th, 2010
someone just needs to seriously slap the shit outta him.
October 29th, 2010
question is: What dumb ass would actually push him around in a cart in the first place?
October 30th, 2010
It’s a black guy doing something stupid! It’s goddamn Obama’s fault! Effing welfare babies!
October 30th, 2010
Y’all act like you never climbed into a shopping cart before. You haven’t really lived until you race all your friends from the exit back to the vehicle in carts.
And yes, historically you could buy 1 of us at auction but you missed the sale by a few hundred years. Now you have to settle for asian and/or white girls and the sales aren’t held in public anymore. I’m not mad @ ya.
October 30th, 2010
‎…EVERY WHERE YOU GO,THERE’S ALWAYS SOMEONE WHO THINKS HE’S A COMEDIAN,OR COOL,BECAUSE HE DOES INANE SHIT! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,I’VE DONE INANE SHIT MYSELF! MY BAD!…
October 30th, 2010
Greg, we kinda knew that…..
October 30th, 2010
Admitting that you have a problem is the first step toward recovery Greg………
October 30th, 2010
THIS is why they provide sanitizer wipes for shopping carts.
October 30th, 2010
Couldn’t afford a scooter chair?
October 30th, 2010
Popanator once again begs to be banned.
October 30th, 2010
Dam, Selinda and I think an awful lot alike…..
October 30th, 2010
as in joined at the cerebrum……
October 30th, 2010
i take it selinda has her a nigga stud,seems we stepped on her dick
October 30th, 2010
His Mom probably got the last scooter and is pulling him around!!
October 30th, 2010
Popanator just begs to be banned.
October 30th, 2010
It’s a lost cause.
October 31st, 2010
(Rummages through brain looking for label…)
October 31st, 2010
one size fits all ?
October 31st, 2010
Wrong end.
October 31st, 2010
Now we know what Snookie’s dad looks like
November 1st, 2010
I want to watch this person get in and out of that cart!
November 1st, 2010
I don’t actually think this is funny at all. That is my Uncle. He suffers from MS, and believe it or not, this has happened on more than one occasion. Either Walmart has their wheelchairs all loaned out (to fat lazy people usually) or the batteries are dead. So my Aunt often pushes him like this. What you don’t see is his cane on the left side of the cart. I think this site is rude, all you do is bash people for the way that they look. Lookism is such a big problem in today’s society and you are only making it worse.
November 1st, 2010
How the hell is he gonna get out of it?
November 5th, 2010
“Lookism”?!?! Really? You don’t have to make up a word for that; we all use this one: voyeurism. People-watching if you are old fashioned or slow.
November 6th, 2010
And then they wonder why Obama wont ever be reelected?
December 6th, 2010
Haha I think the caption was funnier than the picture itself xD
January 2nd, 2011
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