Dammit Nike. You are responsible for convincing people to ‘Just Do It’. Hope you’re happy.
91 Comments | In: Featured Creature, North Carolina, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
All I have to say is “CRACK KILLS”
October 21st, 2010
Nice. A crack dealer in WalMart.
looks like he is taking a pee……or has his privates plugged into the wall…sad way to get ur jollies
Is he trying to tase himself on the genitals?
har har har
how far up his back does his ass crack go? :-/
Some people just think it’s ok to make yellow ice where they want. Don’t eat any yellow ice or snow guys, that’s where it came from.
that’s nasty, that should be illegal.
Looks like he is plugging something in??????????
The fail is STRONG with this one, yes?
Wow. Honestly how can someone not notice that their ass crack is showing. Along with the rest of their ass?? Couldn’t he feel a cold drift??
Why do they always have to be from NC?
That doesn’t look like a walmart…
You’re at WAL-MART for chrissakes. Buy some $2 underwear if you’re going to attempt this look.
His pants were surprisingly High that day.. he just forgot his drawers
ya see i don’t needs to call a doctor after a 7 hr erection. just start stuffin’ ice.
‘security, we’ve got a bun smuggler near the ice machines’
Before I noticed the crack… I thought he was taking a piss… maybe he was?
Obviously staged. Come on POW you can do better than that.
I think I’ll puke now! WTF? Doesn’t anyone know the meaning of the word “modesty” anymore. How gross! Like I want to see your sweaty ass!
Silly people . . . it’s an ATM!
Dude, seriously? You’re already wearing a belt. Use it!!!
Hope you wash those jeans later. Remember, not matter how well you think you wipe yourself, shit stains!
Wait! His pants are pulled down and there’s a cord running to his frontal region. Is he… no, can’t be – MANSCAPING inside a WalMart!
Is this fool trying to make a sperm donation at an ATM???? Doesn’t he realize ATM’s are not connected to that sort of bank??????
Either he can’t tell there’s an awfull draft back there or that must have been one hell of a fart he’s tryin to air out!!!
no wonder he was told to stand in the corner.
Nike Commando….where “just do it” meets “going commando.”
no, the money will not out your a$$ by sticking your d!©k in the slot….
This would surely make Nike proud!
This one time I didn’t wear underwear! I wore my swimsuit instead. They are kind of like underwear. This reminded me of that
Let’s give him the benefit of a doubt, maybe he has on a G-string! It doesn’t make it any better butt………
Odd place for a urinal.
if hes too lazy to pull his pants up hes probably too lazy to work and doesn’t have any money in the ATM machine either !! ! ! ! ! !
Maybe he’s a plumber?
What a butthead!
…MY QUESTION…HOW LONG DID THE PIC TAKER HAVE TO FOLLOW THIS CHEEKY FELLOW BEFORE HE GOT HIM ALONE FACING THE WALL?…AND WHY IS HE FACING THE WALL?…SO A PIC CAN BE HAD OF HIS ASS?…I’M QUESTIONING THE MOTIVE FOR THIS PIC!…
things kinda hard here at home, mom has to buy my undies at the thrift store, im sure she can find some in his size for him
Brandi Nicole Carney
HE IS WEARING A BELT! I guess he has no clues how it works!
Does he not feel the draft going across his ass??
Don’t put ur peter in that!
How can he not feel the wind whistling through his ass crack? And is he pissing in the corner or is he being punished for that fashion crime?
Great Caesar’s ghost!! I’m blind!!
Most people don’t know this, but you can hide yer wallet in there….
OMG what IS he doing ???
Moons over my-hammy
I wouldn’t dress like that next to an ice cube dispenser.
I had NO idea that there where Vending Machines for THAT ! ! !
Let alone AT WALMART ? ? ?
I don’t think blood pressure machines get that small lol
Sure, PoWM. Put the “Unhappy Face” over the nipple, but leave this guys crack out in plain view. I’d prefer it if you would reverse that particular policy.
Just leaving the office??
Is he urinating next to the ice machine or is this just a blair witch moment???
@Aly – ROTFLMAO! Now can someone please pass the eyeball bleach? And the Listerine, because I just threw up a bit in the back of my throat…..
With the wall plug and the cord leading to his crotch I thought he was doing a little manscaping.
Son of Sam's Club
He thinks that he is in Europe where they have public urinals all over the place…in fact, there is one that can accomodate 8 guys at the same time, right across the street from the central train station…right out in plain view of everything…the guys step up to one of the 8 stations and take care of their business, they look just like this guy when they stand there.
LOL @ manscaping
Nike’s new slogan: ‘Just Poo It’
Don’t turn around. By all that’s holy PLEASE.DON’T.TURN.AROUND..
Don’t think I’d want to buy the ice
Cut the brother some slack. He’s withdrawing a “Ben” so he can buy the belt to hold those bad boys up.
I would like to get a few people together and play a modified version of “penny can”
That dude has more crack than Harlem!! LMAO!
ONe time my brother Willie’s pants sagged down and showed his crack. I ran up and surprised fisted him and he wasn’t expecting it. I ended up elbow deep with corn laden poopies and blood all the way to my elbow. This reminded me of that.
whats tha nigga doin ???
October 22nd, 2010
thats one wide crack
I think I’d rather see Madonna’s mom’s nipples
He must crack himself up.
back a few fears ago, that would be a good invitation to a ass kicking by Mr. foot. “What the hell as the world come too” – Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
@Angela; So you swipe your card in in THAT? Funny looking…no, GROSS looking ATM. I don;t think I’d want my card back. :::: ( | )
Oh help Me Jesus, Im blind!
With the electrical cord aimed towards him, it looks like he is using some kind of ejaculatory device…..and then he’ll put it on ice…..
October 23rd, 2010
got a quarter?
Does my ass look fat in these jeans ????
Does he not feel a draft at all? seriously?
nasty and ignorant. I just want to “pants” all those dudes wearing it low! Posers EWWWW!!
October 24th, 2010
oh, you know
Doesn’t he know that you can’t bribe an ATM to give you money by showing it some skin? However, I might give him money if he puts it away…
October 27th, 2010
I’m sorry — you covered up a nipple but you had to show us THAT??!! I don’t care how many frowny faces it would have taken — show some humanity
To CJ: I think you must have meant “What a crackhead.”
How the hell are you going to know if an electric razor shaves close enough if you can’t try it out first?
Is he taking a piss in the ATM? Thats not acceptable at my walmart
At first glance I honestly thought he was some drunk peeing in a water fountain, then I looked at the other comments stating ATM, looked back at the photo and was like oh whew, he just sags his pants while going commando!?!?
Either way… OMG WTF Get some frinkin boxxers mang! LOL
October 28th, 2010
it’s the “gansta” look….only fatter..
October 29th, 2010
I heard that pants worn like this are called “Man Lovin”. He must be looking for mister right.
November 2nd, 2010
I know some say this site makes fun of people, however people who go out of ther way to look stupid deserve it.
November 12th, 2010