October 22nd, 2010
He Got It All
I still can’t figure out why the whole “suspenders and sweatpants” trend never caught on. I think the “loafers and sweatpants” look is big in college but I guess they just haven’t found the wonderful world of suspenders yet.
Mississippi
He Got It All,
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that is definitely WAL- MART’S FINEST right there my friend..
the only thing missing is a mullett!
October 22nd, 2010
Well, I SUPPOSE it beats the dreaded “plumber’s ass”, at least.
October 22nd, 2010
He must really be comfortable lol
October 22nd, 2010
He’s rockin a serious case of mammal toe there…
October 22nd, 2010
all he’s missin’ now is a blazer!!
October 22nd, 2010
This is fine with me. Poor taste? Sure. But it’s a lot better than letting his pants fall down.
October 22nd, 2010
i think the only people that should be aloud to wear suspenders are firefighters
October 22nd, 2010
I agree with Guin! At least he’s not showing off anything nobody wants to see! Yay for being covered!
October 22nd, 2010
:sigh:
If only WalMart carried Garanimals for grown ups. But then we wouldn’t have this site to have fun with these people. Nevermind. Keep em coming.
October 22nd, 2010
I would rather he wears that ensemble than to see his rear end on display. POWM should commend him for his degree of civility and the lack of the need for eye bleach.
October 22nd, 2010
Lots of sweat pants at the fair! Maybe he is going to the fair.
October 22nd, 2010
Takes the fear out of picking up something in both hands.
October 22nd, 2010
My dad has started rockin’ the suspenders in the past few years, but then again he’s almost 80 so I cut him some slack. Thank GOD, though, that he hasn’t fastened them to his sweatpants!
October 22nd, 2010
Last minute stop for a pack of gum. Bad breath can really derail a job interview!!
Good luck man!
October 22nd, 2010
This is so funny> What in the world was going through that guys head???
October 22nd, 2010
This is my daddie/grandpa. He wears the suspenders on the days he doesn’t want me to pull his pants down and fist his poopie hole. I’m being fist blocked again.
October 22nd, 2010
And he kept his hat on while indoors.
Bless his heart.
October 23rd, 2010
He’s just picking up a jar of peanut butter to spread on his man junk so his faithful companion “Rosco” the bloodhound might have a tasty treat to lick off.
October 23rd, 2010
Of course he’s wearing suspenders. What else should he do?
Sweatpants don’t exactly come with belt loops, ya know?
ugly suspenders beats uglier buttcrack, any day of the week.
October 23rd, 2010
If the elastic in your sweat pants isn’t doing the job anymore, it might be time to spring for a new pair of sweats.
October 23rd, 2010
I wonder if he is “light in the loafers”.
October 23rd, 2010
Kind of reminds me of my dad, except he wouldn’t be caught dead in loafers.
October 24th, 2010
Hey, don’t knock suspenders. They’re 100 percent guaranteed to prevent Plumber’s Crack. Seriously, suspenders are awesome.
October 25th, 2010
I don’t think those are loafers. I think those are slippers – the ones they sell at Wal-Mart. I know when I wake up at 3 on a Saturday and need me a pack of gum I’m not gonna take the time to tie up shoes. Slippers that look like loafers are just the thing for a dude in a hurry.
October 25th, 2010
hey why r u guys talkin bout my bu but u realy do need to lose the sispenders and umm make sure u pull ‘em down a little 2 cuz u have high riders
October 26th, 2010
Now wait a minute. The guy’s wife is out of town, dead, or he is divorced. He is being practical folks. Don’t make fun of him for that. Do you see belt loops on sweatpants? NOT! So he cannot wear a belt to keep his sweatpants up. They do not look like new sweatpants, so this means the drawstring got stuck up inside the pants, or it fell out in the laundry, making it impossible to tie around his waist… therefore he did the intelligent thing. Which is to wear suspenders. Okay so this ensemble idea has not caught on at college campuses. Does he LOOK like a college frat boy? Heck no! He’s probably in his 50′s or 60′s. Believe me, suspenders come in handy when you are this age. I wear ‘em. Lay off us Suspenders Guys. I get mine at upscale stores and even Brooks Brothers makes ‘em. Wouldn’t it be funny if this guy gets his suspenders at Brooks Brothers and all you yayhoo hillbillies are making fun of him?
October 28th, 2010
I give him props for not wanting his thong to make it on peoplle of wal mart! Good job sir
February 10th, 2011
omg this is my hometown walmart !!!!
September 22nd, 2011
Ever thought that this gentleman could be a diabetic and has such drastic weight gain and weight loss that from day to day sweat pants are his best option because he his being courteous and keeping his pants from falling off.
April 18th, 2012
I one-up you Jason, I actually know him. My dad used to drag race with his son, although suspenders and sweats never caught on with him…:/
June 11th, 2012
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