What a calm and subdued werewolf. It must only be like a half moon out tonight.
73 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Florida, Walmart Fashion
November 1st, 2010
OMG its not wolfman its the caveman and we all know its easy that a caveman can do it so we all should go to walmart and dress like him
More like a quarter moon..he still has shoes on.
Oh god.. A sparkly disco queen with a bouffant hair will show up next and challenge him for his pack of Ramen noodles.
I can ALMOST forgive this one — but he’s got two strikes against him: 1. he’s in Florida (I hate Florida), and 2. white socks with dark shoes and SHORTS. No, dude, that combination should be illegal until you’re at least 65.
Sir Hates Alot
The greeter said wolfbane was in aisle 6.
wolfman Jack’s grandson
Does that thing he’s wearing even count as a shirt?
Notice the predator as he patiently stalks his prey….waiting for that precise moment when the moon is at is fullness to unleash the madness and devour the canned chicken soup, leaving no trace of evidence, so that he may continue his hunt another night. aaaaawoooooo!
awooooooooooo Werewolves of Wal-Mart awooooooooooooooooo
If this is a wolfman, then why does he have only 6 teeth left?
Is he looking for Wolf’s Brand Chili?
AAWWOOOOOOO !! SPAGETTI-OS ARE BUY ONE GET ONE !!
Doo doo doot doo
Werewolves of Walmart
Doo doo doot dooo
Werewolves of Walmart
I saw a werewolf with Sam’s Choice Mac in his hand
Walking through the aisles of Walmart in a muscle shirt
He was looking for a family pack of fiesta chicken ramen
Then going to get himself a 12 pack of PBR
Werewolves of Walmart
MMm.. everything about this erotic picture makes me so hawnee I would rub my poopies on that furry chest and rub my face all over it, like it was 100 paint brushes!
I thought he was the caveman from the geico insurance ads!
After being defeated by the X-men poor Sabertooth was never quite the same…..
Actually I think this is the extremely recluse “WereBilly” species from the hills of Kentucky. Known for it’s affinity for cheap beer, fried bologna, and mayonaise sandwiches.
The Geico Caveman has really let himself go!
Whoda’ thought that Jesus shops at Wal Mart.
I have to go with the jesus theroy
Everybody has asked, here is your answer, “This is what Jesus would do.”
just a guy
The poor dude has shorter legs than Barney Rubble.
Nice shirt princess.
Electric Cheese Weasel
Half moon, half shirt, half drunk, half wit
I have yet to see any male who can pull off skin-tight jorts. Mr. Ramannoodle is no exception.
When I ride my bike to my job at McDonalds in the morning there are guys with these vests on helping kids get to school, only their vests are orange. I know one guys name is Bill.
Ah its the caveman from the Geico commercials.
Im tired of these douchebags show me some sluts!
He’s working construction down at the new gay bar…Tough work, but he does get all the low carb white wine spritzers a fella could want.
Florida Gator fan.
Big Bad Booty Daddy
Sad to see what happened to Wolf after American Gladiators was cancelled. Looks like he stopped taking the roids and has lost 150 pounds.
Second coming and nobody noticed.
To be me
Oooh, I think that some of our guys are jealous…..This appears to be a neat, clean, tone guy . He has a scruffy beard which has its advantages. Yeah, If I was after sex, I’d hit it, no problem….
I think a “Double Barrel” would solve all your problems…..
I dont think its a wolf, I think its Cheech.
Props to Susie for adding extra lyrics to my “Werewolves of Wal-Mart” comment. ROFLMAO!
Oh, that Werewolves of WalMart was supposed to be funny? I thought someone let the retarded gerbil out of their ass for a moment and had it scamper ‘cross the keyboard.
He’s checking the Ramen noodle ingredients. He wants to make sure that getting 786 packages for $1.00 is worth it.
@Sign Guy: Double Barrel is your thing, mate….Not mine. I like the normal way just fine in different positions. I am nowhere near in your league, but like you, I reserve the right to define myself.
PS. I am glad that you remembered me. I am impressed……
I’m gonna hire Susie to sing at my wedding
No no no. No.
I think his hair is longer than his jorts.
guess i made the mistake of being out of character with you……all in fun. why else would anybody show up at all.
Son of Sam's Club
somebody’s personal Jesus broke out of the basement
No no no No………….one damn word I’ll never obey……..
No shirt, no service!
WEDDING ??? …………….guess it’s back to stroke ‘n and choke ‘n for me…….poor chicken :- (
” If I can feed 10,000 people with some fish and bread, think what I can do with Ramen Noodles and a can of GV corn” !
ha ha! Funny caption!
body hair is his shirt
My husband would be surprised as well…
That was an opinion, not an order
i will never wonder off the reservation again and I think i need a wordsmith.
LMAO @ Marley. . Still laughing, but I’m on my mobile, so I can’t click “Like”. .
@Wes.. maybe he’s going to find denture creame next and put the fangs back in.
November 2nd, 2010
Nah, you come across fine…..
Do not change a thing!
Thanks pretty girl……………..
he can’t resist wolf brand chili…
Bee Gee looking leader of Megaforce?
November 4th, 2010
looks like my dad, circa 1987.
The Gay-co Caveman.
The Neanderthal character was sadly rejected by the Village People and has confined himself to a life of defiance and ramen.
November 7th, 2010
Looks like the running Forrest Gump, just after he realised “shit happens”
November 8th, 2010
A werewolf wearing a pullaway demishirt and jorts. This wolf RULES!
November 9th, 2010
Ohh Yeah Randy the Macho Man shops at WalMart
November 13th, 2010
I thought Jesus wore a robe?
November 16th, 2010
this guy looks like a blurry Lemmy Kilmister from Motorhead. But that’s the way I like it, baby, I don’t want to live forever!
December 3rd, 2010
What designer is Russell Brand wearing in this one?
December 24th, 2010
A true West Virginia back woods beauty!!
March 22nd, 2011
He walked straight out of an Adam Sandler movie….
May 28th, 2011