Here is what amuses me most: Odds are she is in that craft aisle picking out a new wardrobe. That is something most people can’t do.
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Love at first sight….
November 5th, 2010
Perhaps he is looking to bejewel his coveralls? You know, to add some flair. He looks quite drab compared to his lady.
Everything is bigger and apparently more weird in Texas.
fred krueger is looking for something to liven up his outfit.
@ Mkie T–
How does either one of them look like Freddy Krueger? Fail.
Is this all you’ve got? Really funny-N O T! Unliking this sight…
How about they just trade outfits and add some sparkles
Sandals and socks are still not cool, no matter how you accessorize it.
Hurry up Jim my anorexic wrestling match starts in a half hour.
Something tells me he’s in the hardware department to make a chastity belt for himself.
look at them kicks…. “Theres no place like Rome, Theres no place like Rome….”
her shoes are part of the greek goddess costume they sold last Halloween lol
Looks like they are picking out beads …Guess who going to get Vajazzled
She is picking out items to make a matching outfit for him.
Wonder woman comes from an island of fighting women! She is pretending to be like that I think.
Jim Bob, them beads are sparklier than my Jesus sandals!
Everything about that man bending over makes me so hawnee. I would ride that poopie hole and hump it like a dog does!
Sheesh….everybody knows you can’t wear black socks with your Xena warrior princess sandals.
Grandma oversees her man picking out supplies to make their own “marital love beads”..
“not those big ones honey, they hurt”
check them shoes…”theres no place like rome, theres no place like rome…”
She;s a cross between Xena, Warrior Princess and Bette Davis in “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane”!
Wow … I bet that guy has good hearing.
Look at the size of that thing lol
IS THAT “FREAK SHOW” FROM “HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE” ??
I’m actually jealous – the WalMarts out here in California have gotten rid of the material/sewing and 90% of the craft department. Claiming they didn’t make enough money. Yet those areas were ALWAYS super busy with shoppers while the “music” department is almost always empty.
November 6th, 2010
Man, I wish our local Wally-World had a beading section that big!!! In this part of the country you have to drive nearly 30 miles to get to a store that has a fairly good size beading department but to get the REAL stuff, you have to drive over 50 miles. To get the REALLY GOOD stuff, you have to order it on-line and hope the dealer is honest. Not that I would expect Wal-Mart to carry real semi-precious stones!! LOL
spin and walmarty
doesn’t it look like she is getting ready to kick him in the ass?
Nobody mentioned the fact that it appears half of her face is painted red around her neck and ears. I think this is the first real photographic evidence I’ve seen that aliens are walking among us. She’s a red beast with a human mask on. And her pigtails are some sort of antennae. I imagine she’s looking for one of those precious stones so they can leave the planet, just like Land of the Lost.
Well… either that, or she’s just your average, crazy Art Teacher with 50 cats.
popanator-your a sick cunt!
Craft time at Sunny Ridge Nursing Home was never the same after the teacher ate those magic mushrooms.
hey leave me alone!
look at those golden sandals! She’s a Goddess!
She’s Hoardelia, the Goddess of Hoarders and she’s adding to her stash of cool craft items.
He tried to pinch her ass but she was too quick for him.
Oh my Jesus Christ! Socks with sandals!? That’s soooooo 1994!
November 7th, 2010
Moonbeam and Smokey’s adventures in the bead aisle.
I work at a Michaels Arts and Craft store, and this looks like Michaels to me.
Actually, I don’t see amusement in this one at all. This is tradition. Something that most of our youth and future will not see. These people are here for SUPPLIES, not a “materialistic” day out. In NC, a larger store was built here and the sewing/crafts section no longer exists. Way to go Wally World!
November 9th, 2010
“Before they realized it, Pocahontas and John Smith had tragically been sucked into the ways of the world, just as their ancestors before them.”
November 12th, 2010
The position of her hand makes it look like she has her hand up his butt.
November 17th, 2010
Spartans and socks? yea, a few sequins with that look would help !
December 21st, 2010
Why is everyone saying *she’s* picking out this or that? *She’s* not touching anything. She’s barely even looking at that stuff. HE is the one with his hand on the findings. Maybe he’s picking out new earrings for himself. He *does* have ears like Dumbo/Ben Stiller.
And I agree with Jane99. I worked at a Michaels for a year and this *does* look like a Michaels. People are sending in stuff from Michaels, Home Depot or wherever they happen to spot oddballs and pulling one over on PoWM.
May 8th, 2011