Christmas trees AND cotton candy! Are you trying to make every child’s dream come true?
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HO HO HO!
November 9th, 2010
omg is that a cat riding with her too!!
Those ladies look scared to death that Granny Smurf is going to run them down.
Not to mention the cute, fuzzy puppy along for the ride!
Look at those weird ass normal people. What idiots.
Looks like someone is gonna have a blue Christmas at Walmart
Is that a cat by her foot?
What the hell is that at her feet? “And her little dog too?”
It’s Mrs Slocombe from Are You Being Served? Looks like the years haven’t been too kind to her.
The fashion police require people who dress like this to also dress up their pets too. This lady should be arressted! (Note the little dog at her feet totally embarrassed)
Pick up the blouse and she’ll be showing off her christmas trim!
That is one Christmas yard decoration, that judging by the customers faces, is not going to sell.
Few things peeve me off like people who think it’s ok for THEIR dog to be in a store. I don’t care if it’s in a bag or on a scooter. Leave it at home.
Someone tell that lady to get her head outta the clouds.
What happened to her head — did she get it stuck in a cotton candy machine?
Dog goes for ride!
To Be Me
Her head looks like one of those mesh netting puffs that you soap up and shower with. Why would anyone want to look like that????
Is this an advertisement using a blue meanie for the “Yellow Submarine” re-release?
you’re turning violet, violet! quick! to the juicer!
She better have an “assistance dog” certificate for that dog or the store needs to tell her “NO DOGS ALLOWED”.
Looks more like a Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine
…ME THINKS SHE BE STUFFING MERCHANDISE(AFTER CUTTIN’ OFF THE TAG) UNDER HER MUMU!…SHE DOES THIS WHEN SHE’S FEELIN’ BLUE!…
This is a little too blue even for ” The little blue haired old lady brigade!”!
Is she the ornament that goes on top of the Christmas tree? That leaves me to wonder how Santa Clause is going to get her up there. Hope he has some magic shrinking dust .
In some cultures heavy women are considered attractive. Shut your ignorant mouths.
Lets see how fast this picture disappears since she isn’t from a protected group.
Only Episcopalians dress that conservatively
Good point. Only a Christian would dress like that. It is a little known fact that devout Muslims invented the bikini…in Hilo, coincidentally enough.
Reminds me of that eiffel 65 song…I’m blue da ba dee da ba die
“I’ll have a blue Christmas without you . . . . .”
I think she’s simply asleep, or dead at the wheel, and she just ran through that thing on her head in the aisle with drapes or shower curtains. I hope someone saved the dog.
did she hold her breath until she was blue in the face?
I wanna see her face! The other women in the pic look mortified!
Die wicket witch
Her elbow looks like the lower half of Mitch McConnell’s face if you tilt your head to the left.
Smurfette in her later years
got a Blue Man audition
I always wondered what Cookie Monster’s grandma looked like. Now I know.
I love the looks on the other womens’ faces. They look horrified! And I feel sorry for that poor dog too.
Looks like she has my blue body sponge I bathe with on her head!
November 10th, 2010
The two women approaching her are not disdainful.
They are just looking at the dog and thinking how many it would feed.
Shiatsus: do we serve that with poi or roasted plantains?
This photo is the future. Soon, in addition to women of girth, fat, lazy pets will have their own obesity scooters too!
I kind of like her flamboyance especially at her age. The little doggie at her feet just sets it all off. You go Granny!
It’s a blue lady with a blue dog! (He looks sad to me!) She’s worth fifty points! Now all I need is a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win!
I do the girl in the white pants and blue shirt. She is pretty hot.
My 2 1/2 year old looked at this and shouted, “COOKIE MONSTER!!!”
had a case of “Ball Balls” when i was in my 20′s………..does that count?
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Reluctant Wal-Mart Shopper
A passing WM employee had to make the snap decision: ask shopper to kindly remove the dog from the store, or to stare in bewildered horror and then run for her life.
Can this woman even see where she is going? What is that thing on her head? The absolute best part of the pic is the look on the faces of the other women looking at her! lmao!!!
Holy Shit! That bitch is hot!!!! This erotic picture made me so hawnee I had to dig up my ded grandma and jack that tight ass!!!
Once again….if the customer tells the greeter that the dog is a service animal….no proof is required……store policy thanks to a few high dollar law suits
Get A Grip
I think she’s shopping for fabric to make another outfit….
November 13th, 2010
The other ladies in the Red Hat Society group didn’t have the heart to tell Myrtle she’s wearing the wrong colors.
November 15th, 2010
It’s a troll doll driving the dog around in the fat cart
November 17th, 2010
I was working at the Humane Society once when she came in. She was awesome. She came in with the same outfit, but with a blue boa and a sign on the back of her scooter/wheelchair thing that read, “World’s Best Grandma.”
November 23rd, 2010
OK..THE “THING” IN THE SCOOTER IS WHACKED OUT…BUT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE ORIENTAL AND THE TRUCK WIDE HIP WOMAN…YOU CAN FORGIVE THE LEI ON THE WOMAN IN THE BACKGROUND..AFTER ALL, IT IS HAWAII!
THEN AGAIN, walmart IS RUINING HAWAII TOO;(
I STILL CAN MAKE DUE WITH ABC STORES…F walmart
December 11th, 2010
This poor woman died tragically upon exiting the store when a freak occurrence of a flock of Australian Satin Bowerbirds pecked her to death while attempting to gather more of the color blue for use in their nests (called bowers) in order to attract females.
Fourtunately, the dog lived.
This poor woman died tragically & horrifically upon exiting the store when a freak occurrence of a flock of Australian Satin Bowerbirds pecked her to death while attempting to gather more of the color blue for use in their nests (called bowers) in order to attract females.
“i’m blue da ba dee ba die, blue her house with a blue little window…”
February 15th, 2011
I instantly started so sing this song in my head.
September 18th, 2011
A true blue hair taken literally.
November 10th, 2011