November 10th, 2010
The Jailbird

Awwwwww! Look at the little jailbird perched in it’s natural habitat….Tweet about that.
Indiana
The Jailbird,
Awwwwww! Look at the little jailbird perched in it’s natural habitat….Tweet about that.
Indiana
The Jailbird,
55 Comments, Comment or Ping
This has nothing to do with walmart…
November 10th, 2010
Not really funny POW. It’s probably from Halloween. Hello!?
November 10th, 2010
S/he’s reading a book. I didn’t think such intellectual activity was allowed within 100 yards of a Wal*Mart.
November 10th, 2010
Are you sure this isn’t just a Halloween costume?
November 10th, 2010
Do these horizontal stripes make me look fat?
Um, no. It’s your FAT that makes you look fat.
November 10th, 2010
nothing to see here, move along…
November 10th, 2010
Studying Pickle Scinece at Hamburglar U.
November 10th, 2010
Ya, first thing I thought. What’s it got to do with Walmart??
November 10th, 2010
Fail.
November 10th, 2010
I’m guessing it was Halloween. . . But horizontal stripes do make you look fatter.
November 10th, 2010
Problem with this pic is Walmart is not a part of the picture, all I see is a brick wall, no interior of store, no parking lot. It is not obvious that this person is a true Person of Wall-mart.
November 10th, 2010
No way that nice brickwork and landscaping is a WalMart.
November 10th, 2010
It’s amazing the clothes deals you can get at Goodwill the day after Halloween!
November 10th, 2010
Sporting the latest Zebra look
November 10th, 2010
actually i’ve seen a walmart like this before, it happens when they take over a space that was owned by someone else before. like a grocery store or dept store in a shopping mall where they have brickwork and nice landscaping. not everything is desolate and crappy like the south.
November 10th, 2010
It’s the Hamburglar’s wife!
November 10th, 2010
They say horizontal stripes adds about 120lbs
November 10th, 2010
This doesn’t look like any Wal-Mart I’ve ever seen… what is this doing here?
November 10th, 2010
She’s reading “Shoplifting for dummies” before she heads into wally world
November 10th, 2010
She’s not getting away with any shoplifting today.
November 10th, 2010
She should be in jail for wearing striped pants…….
November 10th, 2010
It looks like she’s outside the city-county building, her street shoes recently returned, and reading a book ’cause she’s waiting on a friend.
November 10th, 2010
Is that McDonald’s or Walmart? I thought it was the Hamburglar!
November 10th, 2010
The book is probably upside down
November 10th, 2010
Dear Diary,
You have no idea what it’s like to be the daughter of Grimace and the Hamburglar…..
November 10th, 2010
No thanks, my rocks have already been busted…
November 10th, 2010
Sometimes in cartoons I see people dressed like this.
November 10th, 2010
That’s a woman???
November 10th, 2010
Everything about that zebra made me so hawnee I went to the local fram and fisted a horse! The horses poopie hole was so big I got in my face in it and ate the delicious pooey wet juices. Mmmm…
November 10th, 2010
She’s reading “Escape From Alcatraz”…..
November 10th, 2010
Jail Bird? more like Jail Hippo!
November 10th, 2010
This is my wife! I took this one her first day outta jail. Who hacked my computer?! Get this off of here!
November 10th, 2010
Her only crime was wearing horizontal stripes.
November 11th, 2010
VERTICAL stripes are the slimming ones….
November 11th, 2010
She’s just part of the Walmart’s new work release program. I’m sure since prisons in America are becoming privatized, somewhere along the way, Walmart has some stock in them.
November 11th, 2010
…GOOD THING SHE AIN’T INSIDE,SHE’D BE FIRED FOR SITTIN’ ON THE JOB!…
November 11th, 2010
Fail!!
Obviously a Halloween costume.
Maybe she works at walmart and is on break……
November 11th, 2010
Now we know why the Hamburglar steals Hamburgers.
November 11th, 2010
This is actually high fashion in Indiana, and she’s a hottie – in Indiana!
November 11th, 2010
Call the fashion police
November 13th, 2010
Actually the brickwork and landscape was built FOR this walmart 6 years ago when the store was opened, and it was actually the day before Halloween or the day of, I’m not sure which…..the reason I know this is because, I work there, everyone in our department dressed as jailbirds for fun, and not everyone that works at Walmart is a DumbA$$
November 13th, 2010
Due to disciplinary problems, she was transferred from the state penn to Wal-Mart.
November 15th, 2010
okay to all the people who are making the fat comments, your life must be soo bad that you have nothing else to do but sit on your lazy A$$ and play with your computer. it was halloween and we were wearing this COSTUME because we were saying that working here is like being in jail.and no not everybody at walmart is dumb
November 15th, 2010
LOOKS LIKE THE HAMBURGALER ATE TOO MANY BURGERS!!!
November 18th, 2010
What PIG
November 20th, 2010
HEY HOG-BODY
WHEN U LET UR-SELF GET TO BE SUCH A DISGUSTING PIECE OF LARD, EXPECT THE FAT COMMENTS
YOU WILL DIE IN YOUR EARLY FORTIES IF U STAY THAT HORRIBLY AND PATHETICALLY OBESE
November 20th, 2010
This comment is to the website itself. And a little to the people making evil comments. This person is a friend of mine and I would like her picture to be taken off of this site. It is from Halloween, to those who are making “Hamburgular” jokes. She is a very smart and very smart person, If she found out she was on here she would be devestated. This picture was brought to my attention by another co-worker and it is funny when it is unknowing crazy customers, but not when it is people that work for the place. Please take this picture off or I will be taking this matter further. Thank you. And a note to those fat bashers, people only make fun of other when they are insecure about themselves. God is the on high judge and you will get yours in the end.
December 3rd, 2010
* Correction: She is a very SWEET and very SMART person.
December 3rd, 2010
Possessive “its” has no apostrophe.
December 5th, 2010
o_O I… don’t think this is a Wal-Mart. I think this is a Kohl’s store. Worse… I think I know which one it is. I shop there all the time and am now embarrassed…
December 10th, 2010
I am an associate of Wal-mart and I admit I have seen my fair share of customers that come in looking like they do it these photos but for you guys to post a pic of an associate and make fun of their HALLOWEEN costume takes it too far. In fact this pic is of an associate from MY store. I am with D.A.W when I say please take this down and if not we will take further action. Thanks
December 11th, 2010
Hamburgler
January 26th, 2011
To D.A.W. and K.L.D
I am kin to this beautiful woman and I agree with you both. I have been friend with several women in my life and Majority of those women are. How do I put this politely, have much more respect and caring attitudes than most skinny bi+(#es that I have come across. And I’m not saying that all skinny women are but the majority that I have seen have this attitude that they are better than anyone. So for all of you fat bashers I say this, Until you talk about someone, look in the mirror, not everyone is made to your specifications God, or higher being, whichever you like to call it made us to His, or her own image and not yours. So I say to you “Jailbird” that you are loved and you don’t have to answer to any of these bastards on here.
April 4th, 2011
WTF don’t insult God. . . ur sad if u think God looks like this. . . .honestly dude!
April 12th, 2011
If you look closely the book is upside down
August 2nd, 2012
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