November 16th, 2010
Winter Candy Vs. The Walmart Impostor

You what it is by now, our Pink edition of “Who wears it better?” As much as I like the effort put forth with the pink hair from Winter Candy here I just can’t overlook someone who knows her occasion and compliments her pink with a Walmart like blue vest. Who ya got?
New York & North Carolina
Winter Candy Vs. The Walmart Impostor,




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Tough call. I like the pink ponytail on Candy but the classy outfit from Imposter is hard to ignore.
November 16th, 2010
Is that Whitney Houston on the right? YAY! She’s a greeter now! That should keep her out of rehab!
November 16th, 2010
the absolute WORST caption under a photo on this sight EVER
November 16th, 2010
The old chick on the left is digging for nose candy.
November 16th, 2010
They’re both covered up and we aren’t seeing any skin- we ALL win.
November 16th, 2010
Beautiful outfit on the right but I can’t figure out the vest at all unless she has the pockets full of chihuahuas or some other tiny pet
November 16th, 2010
the lady on the right looks ok to me, but miss cotton candy……. that’s an other issue
November 16th, 2010
I know hard to do…but it classes up the place doesn’t it. So use to seeing butts hanging out, mushroom tops and braas that it took awhile to see class when presented.
November 16th, 2010
double stack 4 barrel….
November 16th, 2010
lol Bob beat me to it.
I was going to say she’s eating boogers.
November 16th, 2010
for POW Candy wins- the other one looks like a white collar crimer that has to do her community service at WallyWorld …. keep that nose in the air girl
November 16th, 2010
I think winter candy takes the cake, because the imposter works at sams club. You can see the highlighter in her hand.
November 16th, 2010
Which one of these things… doesn’t belong?
November 16th, 2010
were you drunk while writing the caption?i don’t even understand what it is supposed to be saying?
November 16th, 2010
I think she IS a walmart employee! She has a pen and gloves on :~O and looks to be in a back room.
November 16th, 2010
The woman on the right would do anything for cloths
Even work as a walmart greater.
November 16th, 2010
The old lady on the left isn’t digging nose candy, she’s in shock looking and the lady in pink!
November 16th, 2010
The lady on the right looks okay, she’s a little young for that outfit, but she doesn’t belong on this website.
November 16th, 2010
walmart chic
November 16th, 2010
As I said, the reputation is intact.
November 16th, 2010
On the left – is that hair or a scarf? And to do a proper juding we’d have to see the on on the left from the front.
November 16th, 2010
I think Candy deserves the award but I apparently the elderly gal in front of her is trying to keep from throwing up.
November 16th, 2010
haha check out da “gold digger” in winter candies background TFF and … iz it? yes i think it iz lol i think thatz a toilet brush in da imposterz hand or iz it OMG mayhap itz her tooth brush!!
November 16th, 2010
Is Candy buying a case of Pepto? Everyday is Valentine’s Day in Crazyville.
At first glance I thought Imposter was a mannequin. She looks that good. I would totally buy that outfit at Walmart. I wouldn’t wear it, but I would buy it.
November 16th, 2010
I’m loving the high heels, socks, and stirrup pant combo the one on the left has going on! lol
November 16th, 2010
The one on the right looks like a mannequin…dressed by someone dropping acid.
November 16th, 2010
I love the descreet “What the hell is that?” look on the lady at the register with Winter Candy.
November 16th, 2010
Haha. The one on the right is the new line of Hispanic mannequins. They know that the only way to sell to that market is to put it in the back by the food preps, dish washers, etc… And as for Mizz Candy I didn’t know they made children’s dress up kits in adult sizes! I’d hate to see her makeup!
November 16th, 2010
{You what it is by now, our Pink edition of “Who wears it better?”} I’m thinking the editor needs to lay off the crack! Ever heard of proof reading before you press the enter button? This site is beginning to suck.
November 16th, 2010
The older woman in the back looks to me like she’s biting her nails to keep from laughing, not picking her nose.
November 16th, 2010
well i used to be a wal mart associate and can tell you the one with the blue vest obviously is an employee. a very badly dressed employee at that but what do u expect on wal mart wages.
November 16th, 2010
Halloween continues! For some Walmart employees – it’s EVERYDAY!
November 16th, 2010
This woman on the right is a Walmart employee. I sincerely hope her outfit is a Halloween costume or something, because it’s entirely too old and dated for her. But other than that, it’s fine.
The one on the left wins, hands down. She, he, it is dressed like a total freak. I especially like the stirrup pants over the patterned socks in a pair of heels. Real classy there.
November 16th, 2010
Pretty in Pink – Wal-Mart style. Eat your heart out Molly Ringwald.
November 16th, 2010
I didn’t even know you could still get stirrup pants. And pearls are a bit dressy to go with the walmart vest.
November 16th, 2010
@Signguy-Do you have the right equipment for that? Lol. I will stop picking on you….
November 16th, 2010
The girl in the right is dressed very nice, too nice to be working at Walmart.
The girl on the left is ok, except for the pink string hair. Looks like she got yarn from the craft section of Walmart.
November 16th, 2010
The one on the right looks like a broke-ass Whitney Houston. Wait – that’s redundant.
November 16th, 2010
I’m surprised that no one seems to realize that the “Impostor” is a MAN. Um Hello?! Turtle neck to cover the adam’s apple?
November 16th, 2010
Digging the leggings on winter candy. the foot holters here really keep em from riding up. However imposter is really rocking the I dont care that I dont match idea.
November 16th, 2010
I disagree. Winter Candy has it going on! I mean, red stirrup pants with polka dot socks and pink heels. What could be better than that?
November 16th, 2010
i think my honor needs to be defended again…
November 16th, 2010
One time I fisted my poopie hole until it bled. Then I shited out a nice swirl of that same shade of pink and brown. I rubbed it all over myself and I was stylin’!
November 16th, 2010
Pink is a pretty color for girls. It looks funny on boys I think.
November 16th, 2010
While I like both the wal-mart manikin modeling the oh so stylish blue vest and the pink q-tip, I have to say I prefer the 90 year old nail bitter in the back.
November 16th, 2010
gotta go with the walcreature on the right. it’s all about the pearls..
November 16th, 2010
Consider it defended. We’re talking megaquipment
November 16th, 2010
I think there is a good possibility that the one on the left is a dude.
November 16th, 2010
got the idea from doctor octopus…
November 16th, 2010
is the chick on the right a walmart greeter with the walmart vest on? hhmmmm
November 16th, 2010
Both are turds.
November 17th, 2010
The one on the right is a Mary J Blige FAIL.
November 17th, 2010
Yikes!! You weren’t involved with the Octomom, were you??
November 17th, 2010
The lady on the right works at our local Sams’s Club. She checks your receipt and marks it with the blue marker to make sure you don’t steal anything.
November 17th, 2010
I think the lady on the right is nicely dressed and cares about her appearance. It is refreshing to see an employee that goes to that length right on down to the pearls to look nice and professional for the customers. It is amazing what people are allowed to wear to work anymore. Of course, I am old and old fashioned.
November 17th, 2010
Seen the one on the right @ Sam’s – she’s nicely turned out, if overdressed for checking buyers receipts. Sweet as can be, in that sort of “bless your heart” kind of way.
November 17th, 2010
meh ive seen worse
November 17th, 2010
The 1 on the right works at Sams. She is always neatly dressed. And she is also very friendly!
November 18th, 2010
the girl with the pink hair is in my rehab on thursdays. she is so hot- barbie meets harajuku. go to heaven for the weather, and hell for the company.
November 18th, 2010
My little pony is real!!
November 18th, 2010
The funny part is the lady ahead of her in line and the way she is looking at Ms. Pink.
November 19th, 2010
The one on the right looks a little overdressed for work. The “Wal-Mart like” vest is a Wal-Mart vest…you can even see the writing peeking out under the right lapel.
November 20th, 2010
I’ve seen that woman on the right! She works @ Sams Club… That picture definitely doesn’t do her any justice… She’s much scarier in person.
November 21st, 2010
The person works at Sams Club…
November 22nd, 2010
The one on the right works at Sams and is definatley a guy..I have seen him/her in that same outfit before!
November 22nd, 2010
i think they are both men but i like candy
November 23rd, 2010
Anyone who wears their pearls to Walmart deserves to win.
November 28th, 2010
The lady on the rigth work in Sam’s in Winston Salem NC and at one time we thougth she was a manaquin because she stands at the exit of the store and doesnt move.
November 28th, 2010
The one on the right looks fine to me (less the blue vest) but the woman is to young for it. It looks almost vintage. I would chuck the rose on the jacket though. The woman on the left…….yeah not so great. That fashion train derailed. Oh my.
December 2nd, 2010
the Imposter is actually a Sam’s Club employee (i know cuz i work there and have that vest) which in fact, is part of the WalMart Corporation….they both rock the pink haha
December 5th, 2010
The picture does not do the lady on the right justice. She is quite the character at my local Sam’s. Be sure to check out her rubber gloves as well.
December 18th, 2010
The woman on the right works at sam’s club. I work with her. lol.
February 28th, 2011
Thats funny thats the lady that works at the sams club in winston salem the lady on the right
March 27th, 2011
that walmart like, blue vest is actually a sams club vest and yes she works there…you can see the pen in her hand she is the one at the door making sure the stuff in ur cart and the stuff on your receipt match
June 10th, 2011
the one on the right works at the sams club on hanes mall blvrdin winston salem i see her every week, me and my friend cant decide if she is a really made up lady or a DRAGQUEEN.
October 8th, 2011
The lady with the blue vest actually works at Sam’s Club, is always dressed to the nines and is a very nice person.
December 3rd, 2011
ok so the one on the right works at the Sam’s club that i shop at hahahahahahahahahaha wears pink like legitly everyday!
December 22nd, 2011
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