Yeaaaaah…because fear of burning my hands is why I’m not going to touch them!
136 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
I hope they aren’t Cinnamon Buns
Cause I don’t wanna see the cinnamon
November 20th, 2010
You wouldn’t hit that???? Boy… I would. With a baseball bat… until it stopped wiggling. And then I would hit it one more time just to make sure it was dead.
We should ratify a new Constitutional Amendment that there is no more freedom of speech on shorts sized 8 or higher.
there wasn’t enough room on the left cheek for the words
“SAGGY COTTAGE-CHEESE FILLED……….”
electric cheese weasel
I usually look forward to yeast rolls this time of year. Thanks for ruining that for me.
New contest: Count the fat rolls from the top of the picture to the bottom. I’m counting 7. Unless you just count the whole picture as one big fat roll.
I’d hit that…. with my truck!
That the whole loaf, not just the buns
Yeast rolls is more like it.
LOL she got those shorts at a restaurant in Ozark MO called Lamberts… She must eat there often. They actually throw those hot buns AT you.
Buns? There is an entire bakery there!
Upon first glance, it looked like she had thread tightly wrapped around her thighs. It’s not.
Clearly a case of false advertising…
Pillsbury Dough Girl
I think the dough rose unevenly!
Sure, it aint pretty…… and we dont really need to see it,…..but… give her a break guys! This is what happens when you lose heaps of weight, the loose skin looks like little fat rolls… til ur body gets it all sorted out again (or u have damn surgery lol). So I say – well done for the loss – and next time, check out the back view in the mirror before you buy the shorts
While visions of sugar plums danced in my head.
Hot buns…yeah right only if her sh** is on fire!!!
One man’s trash is another man’s cottege cheese, varicose vained, sweaty wrikiled treasure.
Even her underwear give her a muffin top, and the bruises are nasty.
Hot buns….yeah right only if her sh** is on fire!
…NOT HOT ENOUGH!…PUT THEM BUNS BACK ON THE GILL & BURN THE FAT OFF!…
Hot buns?!?! Shouldn’t this read “Jelly Rolls”
…NOT HOT ENOUGH!…PUT THEM BUNS BACK ON THE GRILL & BURN THE FAT OFF!…
I think her yeast must be bad, at least get them golden brown. ***vomit***
Turn the heat off!! They are melting and oozing down toward the floor.
Nothin’ like lovin from the oven
when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
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Holy Cow Batman, It's Wonderbread
Hot Buns with a side of cellulite! Gross!
yeah those buns are so hot, they’re BURNING MY EYES, OH GOD MY EYES, MY EYES!!!
Her legs look like those biscuits that have a bazillion flaky layers, only this just isn’t delicious at all. Bletch! Fail!!
What’s really scary is you can’t seen any pantie lines…you know what that means…thong or commando?eeewwwww
tee to the tah
She looks like a broken can of biscuit dough…
I would be embarrassed to wear that if my ass was that big , and besides who is dumb enough to take a picture of someone’s ass?!?
Please somebody throw vinegar in my eyes!
Those buns need to be baked in a larger pan.
It looks like they’re melting….
It looks like a combo pack…. Hot dogs with buns included.
Thanks to that I may never eat any kind of buns ever again.
like to put some icing on those buns!
That has to be photoshopped! Who would make shorts like that?? Is this some kind of sick joke??
big carbon footprint
If she really believes that she needs to be drug tested.
It is photoshopped!
She should be shot for wearing shorts at all but the words were not on them when the picture was taken.
Thanks a pantload, POWM, you’ve struck a blow against the obesity epidemic by killing America’s appetite right through Thanksgiving!
I would love to see the perfect bodies of all those who are insulting this woman.
those aren’t buns. they’re rolls.
Baby got back but please put that shit back. Nasty
i think they added too much lard to the mix…
Pull your face out of her ass!
Its not photoshopped
What IS the difference between buns and rolls??
More like a loaf of white bread with too much yeast added….
Thanksgiving is ruined now..
I think those BUNS expired in about 1982.
just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.
I wouldn’t feed those buns to the birds in my backyard!
Those buns are a hot mess and I’m cross that I had to look at them.
Too much yeast was added to the mix!
She could be sued for false advertising!
I just threw up a little!
That is some of the worst cellulite I’ve seen. And, I can see her thong indentation. All of her clothing is several sizes too small. Denial is a bitch.
You MUST put a little salt in the dough, or the Yeast will never stop rising.
Doughy buns if you ask me.
mmmmm… i got a hot dog for them buns!!!1
Another Lake of the Ozarks babe.
I may never see again, those “hot buns” burned my eyes
Looks like she wearing a pair of old, wrinkled, pasty flesh colored biker shorts under those short shorts! *barfs* Cottage cheese spill in lane 5!
coming from a bigger girl, she’s doing everything wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no sweats, no shorts, no writing on the ass, no tight undies or anything for that matter. if you need to show skin let it be your arms. Capris might have been flattering.
Someone else must have disagreed about the hotness of her buns too cuz that looks like a cleat mark to the back of her leg….
It use to say Sticky in the middle but that was swallowed up years ago.
Looks just like raw Pillsbury Grands if took em out of the tube and slapped em against the countertop
aint i right
dough girl, is that you?
How could you stand underwear that are THAT tight? OUCH!
MOM! I THINK YOUR GOING TO NEED TO MAKE MORE MASHED POTATOS! Happy thanksgiving everyone!
A tad too much yeast in those buns.
And when they steam it smells like shit….lol
OH MY the package is about to burst!
To Be Me
She grabbed the wrong shorts in her haste to get to Walmart. The ones that she intended to wear said ” Caution
Looks more like rolls to me……
She got those shorts when she was sixteen and a size 4 and never stopped wearing them, even 20 years and 100 pounds later.
Too many carbs in those buns.
I thought it was a sack of lumpy mashed potatoes.
Maybe “Hot” is the right word cuz my eyes are burning just looking at them.
What a way to steal the Riccotta! Now I’ve seen EVERYTHING!
hot bunz and a muffin top
“Look honey, I can still fit into the shorts I wore in 1978. Why is your face turning white? You don’t feel well? Okay, I’ll go to Wal-mart by myself today.”
Hmmmmmmm I’ll be dreaming of all those buns covered in butter and alongside my turkey on Thursday. Yummy. Happy turkey day … her legs look like lumpy mashed potatoes.
I’ll just keep repeating it – if your comment doesn’t show up log out and back in, it will be there. And we won’t have to dislike it twice.
it should say “sac o’ potatoes”
What are Sugar Plums.
Someone asked this question the other day and we have another reference to them in this thread. Curious, I looked them up. They are a type of candy made up of finely diced dried fruits, honey, and finely diced almonds. They are rolled up into balls about the size of a plum, dipped in sugar or coconut, and allowed to set.
size 8 or higher, eh? well…that would work except you have to take into consideration the kind of size 8, the body type of the individual…etc. Like, let’s say…Beyonce. She’s certainly no size 8 (or below)…but you wouldn’t mind that, now would you? Didn’t think so. JUST SAYING BUT YEAH THIS IS NASTY
I’ve never seen buns with hail damage before.
Snap N. McGarrett
Her yeast infection went from chronic to terminal.
The expiration date on them buns have LONG since expired!
Throw it back!
maybe she’s got a good sense of humor, and laughs at herself while wearing things like this, also knowing that others are laughing at/with her.
or maybe not
Novelty Fish Head
The shorts are a lie!!!
I think the shorts mean to say ‘Lumpy Buns’
November 21st, 2010
I hope they’re not sticky buns.
I can and I can’t belive this? I think these things do this just to be on Facebook or another Web Site. Are these real? She doesnt have a girl friend. Sick Sick Sick Hope this chick knows how gross she looks if not, Let me say this ” Thats Gross”
Thanks, POWM, for lousing up my Thanksgiving before it even gets here!
horizontal stripes are not flatterrri…..oh those arent stripes
Those are WHOLE WHEAT. The whole freaking wheatfield!
Maybe they are hot buns because someone gave her the spanking she deserved for appearing in public dressed like that!
Would you like some jelly with those buns???
This is a perfect illustration of the rule:
If you have to write it across your ass, it’s probably not true.
ewwww….I think the dough went bad…..
Sometimes a person should just know when to cover up, for the good of their fellow man. This is one of those times.
If she flies and those buns are hot, TSA better use ove-gloves if she chooses the pat-down.
November 22nd, 2010
RE: Twisted Poodle
It’s not Ozark, MO. It’s Sikeston, MO! I know because I was born and raised in Sikeston. I haven’t been there in years, but I remember Lambert’s. (I don’t remember the stupid shorts, though. I hope they stop selling those!)
They look a little too much like yeast rolls!
* typing quickly with vomit in mouth* I didnt know cellulite existed in a circular pattern like that…………………………………………..
Hot Buns with a side of wrinkle fries!
November 23rd, 2010
I can bet that chances are 99% of the people who are posting here have their own flaws. That being said…I can bet you also that SOMEONE thinks her buns ARE hot and that doesn’t make that person nasty either.
The shorts though for sure could be larger but that’s also a matter of self respect not a matter of her size.
I am sure I will get all kinds of thumbs down but frankly based on the spelling and grammar of most of the comments here it sure won’t hurt my feelings.
Hot buns… I’d say that’s the entire dozen.
November 24th, 2010
How about Reconstituted Buns (barf). Still she’s too hot for the Duncan store.
November 26th, 2010
I just vomitted
cottage cheese buns
November 27th, 2010
Uhmmm, No! but they must be getting hot when there rubbing up agenst each other! ( Get it?)
I love the ringworm behind the knee… it complements the cellulite very nicely…
November 28th, 2010
Maybe you can take some of that buttery fat from on to to rub it on the buns ahhahahahhaha GROSS.
November 30th, 2010
More like sour dough!!
more like “hot hocks”
December 1st, 2010
That’s false advertisement.
December 4th, 2010
Shame on whoever let her leave the house like that. =(
December 6th, 2010
They must be hot buns because they’re melting down her legs.
December 7th, 2010
There are just some things you can never un-see.
December 10th, 2010
if thats hot buns then id rater eat cold crap
December 17th, 2010
Looks like nasty ringworm to me on that “leg”…yuck!
January 7th, 2011
Ok a sound just came out of my mouth without my knowledge or consent when I scrolled down to this one. True story kids.
January 28th, 2011
March 25th, 2011
EESH some thing were made to be covered up those are one of em !!
May 28th, 2011