November 20th, 2010
Hot Crossed Buns
Yeaaaaah…because fear of burning my hands is why I’m not going to touch them!
Missouri
Hot Crossed Buns,
Yeaaaaah…because fear of burning my hands is why I’m not going to touch them!
Missouri
Hot Crossed Buns,
136 Comments, Comment or Ping
I hope they aren’t Cinnamon Buns
Cause I don’t wanna see the cinnamon
November 20th, 2010
NOT!!!!
November 20th, 2010
You wouldn’t hit that???? Boy… I would. With a baseball bat… until it stopped wiggling. And then I would hit it one more time just to make sure it was dead.
November 20th, 2010
We should ratify a new Constitutional Amendment that there is no more freedom of speech on shorts sized 8 or higher.
November 20th, 2010
there wasn’t enough room on the left cheek for the words
“SAGGY COTTAGE-CHEESE FILLED……….”
November 20th, 2010
I usually look forward to yeast rolls this time of year. Thanks for ruining that for me.
November 20th, 2010
New contest: Count the fat rolls from the top of the picture to the bottom. I’m counting 7. Unless you just count the whole picture as one big fat roll.
November 20th, 2010
I’d hit that…. with my truck!
November 20th, 2010
That the whole loaf, not just the buns
November 20th, 2010
Yeast rolls is more like it.
November 20th, 2010
LOL she got those shorts at a restaurant in Ozark MO called Lamberts… She must eat there often. They actually throw those hot buns AT you.
November 20th, 2010
Buns? There is an entire bakery there!
November 20th, 2010
Upon first glance, it looked like she had thread tightly wrapped around her thighs. It’s not.
November 20th, 2010
Clearly a case of false advertising…
November 20th, 2010
Pillsbury Dough Girl
November 20th, 2010
I think the dough rose unevenly!
November 20th, 2010
Sure, it aint pretty…… and we dont really need to see it,…..but… give her a break guys! This is what happens when you lose heaps of weight, the loose skin looks like little fat rolls… til ur body gets it all sorted out again (or u have damn surgery lol). So I say – well done for the loss – and next time, check out the back view in the mirror before you buy the shorts
November 20th, 2010
While visions of sugar plums danced in my head.
November 20th, 2010
Hot buns…yeah right only if her sh** is on fire!!!
November 20th, 2010
One man’s trash is another man’s cottege cheese, varicose vained, sweaty wrikiled treasure.
November 20th, 2010
Even her underwear give her a muffin top, and the bruises are nasty.
November 20th, 2010
Hot buns….yeah right only if her sh** is on fire!
November 20th, 2010
…NOT HOT ENOUGH!…PUT THEM BUNS BACK ON THE GILL & BURN THE FAT OFF!…
November 20th, 2010
Hot buns?!?! Shouldn’t this read “Jelly Rolls”
November 20th, 2010
…NOT HOT ENOUGH!…PUT THEM BUNS BACK ON THE GRILL & BURN THE FAT OFF!…
November 20th, 2010
I think her yeast must be bad, at least get them golden brown. ***vomit***
November 20th, 2010
Turn the heat off!! They are melting and oozing down toward the floor.
November 20th, 2010
Nothin’ like lovin from the oven
November 20th, 2010
when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
November 20th, 2010
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November 20th, 2010
Hot Buns with a side of cellulite! Gross!
November 20th, 2010
yeah those buns are so hot, they’re BURNING MY EYES, OH GOD MY EYES, MY EYES!!!
November 20th, 2010
Her legs look like those biscuits that have a bazillion flaky layers, only this just isn’t delicious at all. Bletch! Fail!!
November 20th, 2010
What’s really scary is you can’t seen any pantie lines…you know what that means…thong or commando?eeewwwww
November 20th, 2010
She looks like a broken can of biscuit dough…
November 20th, 2010
I would be embarrassed to wear that if my ass was that big , and besides who is dumb enough to take a picture of someone’s ass?!?
November 20th, 2010
Please somebody throw vinegar in my eyes!
November 20th, 2010
Those buns need to be baked in a larger pan.
November 20th, 2010
It looks like they’re melting….
November 20th, 2010
It looks like a combo pack…. Hot dogs with buns included.
November 20th, 2010
Thanks to that I may never eat any kind of buns ever again.
November 20th, 2010
like to put some icing on those buns!
November 20th, 2010
That has to be photoshopped! Who would make shorts like that?? Is this some kind of sick joke??
November 20th, 2010
If she really believes that she needs to be drug tested.
November 20th, 2010
LIAR !!!
November 20th, 2010
It is photoshopped!
She should be shot for wearing shorts at all but the words were not on them when the picture was taken.
November 20th, 2010
Thanks a pantload, POWM, you’ve struck a blow against the obesity epidemic by killing America’s appetite right through Thanksgiving!
November 20th, 2010
I would love to see the perfect bodies of all those who are insulting this woman.
November 20th, 2010
those aren’t buns. they’re rolls.
November 20th, 2010
Baby got back but please put that shit back. Nasty
November 20th, 2010
i think they added too much lard to the mix…
November 20th, 2010
Pull your face out of her ass!
Its not photoshopped
November 20th, 2010
What IS the difference between buns and rolls??
November 20th, 2010
More like a loaf of white bread with too much yeast added….
November 20th, 2010
Thanksgiving is ruined now..
November 20th, 2010
I think those BUNS expired in about 1982.
November 20th, 2010
just because they make it in your size doesn’t mean you should wear it.
November 20th, 2010
I wouldn’t feed those buns to the birds in my backyard!
November 20th, 2010
Those buns are a hot mess and I’m cross that I had to look at them.
November 20th, 2010
Too much yeast was added to the mix!
November 20th, 2010
She could be sued for false advertising!
November 20th, 2010
I just threw up a little!
November 20th, 2010
That is some of the worst cellulite I’ve seen. And, I can see her thong indentation. All of her clothing is several sizes too small. Denial is a bitch.
November 20th, 2010
–SALT–
You MUST put a little salt in the dough, or the Yeast will never stop rising.
November 20th, 2010
Doughy buns if you ask me.
November 20th, 2010
mmmmm… i got a hot dog for them buns!!!1
November 20th, 2010
Another Lake of the Ozarks babe.
November 20th, 2010
I may never see again, those “hot buns” burned my eyes
November 20th, 2010
Looks like she wearing a pair of old, wrinkled, pasty flesh colored biker shorts under those short shorts! *barfs* Cottage cheese spill in lane 5!
November 20th, 2010
coming from a bigger girl, she’s doing everything wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no sweats, no shorts, no writing on the ass, no tight undies or anything for that matter. if you need to show skin let it be your arms. Capris might have been flattering.
November 20th, 2010
Someone else must have disagreed about the hotness of her buns too cuz that looks like a cleat mark to the back of her leg….
November 20th, 2010
It use to say Sticky in the middle but that was swallowed up years ago.
November 20th, 2010
Looks just like raw Pillsbury Grands if took em out of the tube and slapped em against the countertop
November 20th, 2010
dough girl, is that you?
November 20th, 2010
How could you stand underwear that are THAT tight? OUCH!
November 20th, 2010
MOM! I THINK YOUR GOING TO NEED TO MAKE MORE MASHED POTATOS! Happy thanksgiving everyone!
November 20th, 2010
A tad too much yeast in those buns.
November 20th, 2010
And when they steam it smells like shit….lol
November 20th, 2010
OH MY the package is about to burst!
November 20th, 2010
She grabbed the wrong shorts in her haste to get to Walmart. The ones that she intended to wear said ” Caution
wide load.”
November 20th, 2010
Looks more like rolls to me……
November 20th, 2010
She got those shorts when she was sixteen and a size 4 and never stopped wearing them, even 20 years and 100 pounds later.
November 20th, 2010
Too many carbs in those buns.
November 20th, 2010
I thought it was a sack of lumpy mashed potatoes.
November 20th, 2010
Maybe “Hot” is the right word cuz my eyes are burning just looking at them.
November 20th, 2010
What a way to steal the Riccotta! Now I’ve seen EVERYTHING!
November 20th, 2010
hot bunz and a muffin top
November 20th, 2010
“Look honey, I can still fit into the shorts I wore in 1978. Why is your face turning white? You don’t feel well? Okay, I’ll go to Wal-mart by myself today.”
November 20th, 2010
Hmmmmmmm I’ll be dreaming of all those buns covered in butter and alongside my turkey on Thursday. Yummy. Happy turkey day … her legs look like lumpy mashed potatoes.
November 20th, 2010
I’ll just keep repeating it – if your comment doesn’t show up log out and back in, it will be there. And we won’t have to dislike it twice.
November 20th, 2010
it should say “sac o’ potatoes”
November 20th, 2010
What are Sugar Plums.
Someone asked this question the other day and we have another reference to them in this thread. Curious, I looked them up. They are a type of candy made up of finely diced dried fruits, honey, and finely diced almonds. They are rolled up into balls about the size of a plum, dipped in sugar or coconut, and allowed to set.
November 20th, 2010
size 8 or higher, eh? well…that would work except you have to take into consideration the kind of size 8, the body type of the individual…etc. Like, let’s say…Beyonce. She’s certainly no size 8 (or below)…but you wouldn’t mind that, now would you? Didn’t think so. JUST SAYING BUT YEAH THIS IS NASTY
November 20th, 2010
I’ve never seen buns with hail damage before.
November 20th, 2010
Her yeast infection went from chronic to terminal.
November 20th, 2010
The expiration date on them buns have LONG since expired!
Throw it back!
November 20th, 2010
maybe she’s got a good sense of humor, and laughs at herself while wearing things like this, also knowing that others are laughing at/with her.
November 20th, 2010
or maybe not
November 20th, 2010
The shorts are a lie!!!
November 20th, 2010
I think the shorts mean to say ‘Lumpy Buns’
November 21st, 2010
I hope they’re not sticky buns.
November 21st, 2010
I can and I can’t belive this? I think these things do this just to be on Facebook or another Web Site. Are these real? She doesnt have a girl friend. Sick Sick Sick Hope this chick knows how gross she looks if not, Let me say this ” Thats Gross”
November 21st, 2010
Thanks, POWM, for lousing up my Thanksgiving before it even gets here!
November 21st, 2010
horizontal stripes are not flatterrri…..oh those arent stripes
November 21st, 2010
Those are WHOLE WHEAT. The whole freaking wheatfield!
November 21st, 2010
Maybe they are hot buns because someone gave her the spanking she deserved for appearing in public dressed like that!
November 21st, 2010
Would you like some jelly with those buns???
November 21st, 2010
This is a perfect illustration of the rule:
If you have to write it across your ass, it’s probably not true.
November 21st, 2010
ewwww….I think the dough went bad…..
November 21st, 2010
Sometimes a person should just know when to cover up, for the good of their fellow man. This is one of those times.
November 21st, 2010
If she flies and those buns are hot, TSA better use ove-gloves if she chooses the pat-down.
November 22nd, 2010
It’s not Ozark, MO. It’s Sikeston, MO! I know because I was born and raised in Sikeston. I haven’t been there in years, but I remember Lambert’s. (I don’t remember the stupid shorts, though. I hope they stop selling those!)
November 22nd, 2010
They look a little too much like yeast rolls!
November 22nd, 2010
* typing quickly with vomit in mouth* I didnt know cellulite existed in a circular pattern like that…………………………………………..
November 22nd, 2010
Hot Buns with a side of wrinkle fries!
November 23rd, 2010
I can bet that chances are 99% of the people who are posting here have their own flaws. That being said…I can bet you also that SOMEONE thinks her buns ARE hot and that doesn’t make that person nasty either.
The shorts though for sure could be larger but that’s also a matter of self respect not a matter of her size.
I am sure I will get all kinds of thumbs down but frankly based on the spelling and grammar of most of the comments here it sure won’t hurt my feelings.
November 23rd, 2010
Hot buns… I’d say that’s the entire dozen.
November 23rd, 2010
SPANX…..please!
November 24th, 2010
Spanx….PLEASE!
November 24th, 2010
How about Reconstituted Buns (barf). Still she’s too hot for the Duncan store.
November 26th, 2010
I just vomitted
November 26th, 2010
cottage cheese buns
November 27th, 2010
Uhmmm, No! but they must be getting hot when there rubbing up agenst each other! ( Get it?)
November 27th, 2010
I love the ringworm behind the knee… it complements the cellulite very nicely…
November 28th, 2010
Maybe you can take some of that buttery fat from on to to rub it on the buns ahhahahahhaha GROSS.
November 30th, 2010
More like sour dough!!
November 30th, 2010
more like “hot hocks”
December 1st, 2010
That’s false advertisement.
December 4th, 2010
Shame on whoever let her leave the house like that. =(
December 6th, 2010
They must be hot buns because they’re melting down her legs.
December 7th, 2010
There are just some things you can never un-see.
December 10th, 2010
if thats hot buns then id rater eat cold crap
December 17th, 2010
Looks like nasty ringworm to me on that “leg”…yuck!
January 7th, 2011
Ok a sound just came out of my mouth without my knowledge or consent when I scrolled down to this one. True story kids.
January 28th, 2011
GROSS!
March 25th, 2011
EESH some thing were made to be covered up those are one of em !!
May 28th, 2011
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