You’re gonna need a saddle and spurs for that mustache ride!
60 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Oregon, Walmart Fashion
November 27th, 2010
Kevin Lee Smith
He couldn’t decide between the “George Strait” and the “Colonel Sanders” look.
not a whole lot funny here other than the extreme mustache. One of the best dressed Wal creatures we’ve seen in a while. At least I don’t want to throw up!
Hey, its Sheriff Woody! Where’s Buzz?
Being a cowboy would be fun because you get to ride horses and shoot guns.
That’s not a cowboy, its a truckdriver.
Its Wyat Earp!!
Its Brandy and Mr. Whiskers! Did I accidentally land on the Disney channel website instead today?
“Being a cowboy would be fun because you get to ride horses and shoot guns.”
If this was Brokeback Mountain he’d be shooting horses and riding guns…
Looks like “Wild Bill Walmart” rides again!
I’da swore I parked that horse right next to the Garden department….
Stocked up with provisions and heading out to Brokeback.
“Sir, I’m only going to tell you one more time, you cannot leave your horse in a handicapped parking area.”
At least he’s clean, dressed and looks like a NORMAL person rather than the less than half dressed freaks you normally have.
At least he has the balls to wear something because he likes it. Not just following a fashion trend because everyone else is wearing it and they desperately want to fit in. And. He is dressed. Breath of fresh air.
is his mustache connected to his hat?
That mustache is cool as hell. And he looks like a real man. He’s not wearing a thong, a skirt or any other girly lace the limp wristed girly men that are showcased here usually are….
At least he has the balls to wear something because he likes it.
Most men on here dont have balls….
Is Walmart hosting a rodeo?
The Walmart employee is saying:
“Sir, sir, excuse me sir, we cannot let you ride the coin operated horsey ride at the front of the store. This ride is for chidren biologically under the age of twelve.”
Nothing funny here. This is probably the way he dresses on a daily basis. Perhaps he really is a cowboy. Like has already been said on here by others, he is dressed and does not have fat hanging out all over the place. Ride on Cowboy, Ride on.
he entered in a bra, hot pants and high heals and got the Texas makeover on a dare. Now none of the other transvestites will be caught dead near him.
This guy is awesome!
How long would it take to grow a mustache that long? He must have been working on that thing ever since he hit puberty!
That stach beats the hell out of any mullet ever.
I see by your “outfit” that you are a cowboy …
Busted! He’s NOT wearing cowboy boots!!! Or spurs!! Fraud.
(Probably drove a chevy cavalier to the store. Or worse…)
The Walmart Rodeo Championships are come’n to a town near you!
“DRAW YOUR WEAPON RABBIT” !!
Bent knee.. how sweet…
everybody loves cowboys-you either wanna be one or sleep with one
“If you’ve got diabeetis and are on Medicare…”
Would I make fun of the way he is dressed??….naaaaahhhhhhh
Cool cowboy to Walmart: “I just cain’t quit you”.
WOW!! I LOVE that mustache!!!
Wal-Mart – where the real Marlboro Man goes.
Hate it when I can’t remember which row I parked my horse in.
I am a native Oregonian and can tell you that over half of the male population of Oregon east of the Cascades dress like this each and every day: Wranglers (NOT Levis), scuffed working cowboy boots, a nice Stetson, and a pearl button snap shirt. This is not a dime store cowboy, but the real thing!
She looks like she just finished a moustache ride and loved it……
Although Wild Bill’s enemies never figured out the source of his great strength, it was because his mustache had never been cut.
.Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
November 28th, 2010
“Saddle your ponys…here we go…
Off to the talent rodeo….”
Hats off to those of you who remember the ORIGINAL Mickey Mouse Club.
So that’s what happened to Sam Elliott after The Big Lebowski
Maybe he’s growing out the mustache for Movember.
November 29th, 2010
Trim those funny mustache ends and I would say he is pretty damn handsome **blushing**
MOUSTACHE MADE OF WIN
I fisted my daddies shithole, fisted it nice and good! Fisted my daddies shithole now, just like I knew I would1
Big Joe Willie
Is that Mantracker?
wonder how long it took to grow those whiskers
I’d ride him.
November 30th, 2010
now where did I park mah horse….
December 3rd, 2010
Salvidor Dahli is turning in his grave. He wishes for a duel of pistols
December 7th, 2010
I personally think this guy is WIN all over. That mustache is absolutely breathtaking, and he is very sharply dressed. I would much rather look at this man than the other things that inhabit my Alabama Wal Mart. =]
At least he’s dressed and not showing his bare ass.
December 10th, 2010
Do we send a donation to a charity, in lieu of flowers?… RIP camera guy…
December 12th, 2010
This guy makes me proud to be an Oregonian
December 22nd, 2010
I always tried to envision what the Marlboro Man would look like 20 years later—hot
December 23rd, 2010
He actually was an employee too!! Real deal!
July 20th, 2011
Really, I think he looks mighty fine….clean, well put together, cool ‘stash….they need to have a section for cool looking people here as well…..
August 4th, 2011
dang, I’d saddle right up—-he’s PURTY!!! Giddyup!
August 5th, 2011