Look at you being all coy with that tiny shopping cart. Oh you know exactly what you’re doing you sassy little vixen you.
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More like sexy MAN!
November 27th, 2010
Hey! That’s my Aunt Theresa!
Steroids gone bad!
I have heard of “Fat guy little coat” but this takes it to a whole other meaning! Hey at least his tits look normal. RIGHT?
Is that a lady with a beard? Or a guy in a dress????? Creepy!
She’s a MAN babay!!
Santa?! Is that you?!
Pass the eye bleach please
Oh dear God…
The carnival is in town and the Bearded lady needs some tampons!
I think these people just love the attention.
He’s definitely bringing sexy back.
Gotta Love It
Santa, Mrs Clause and a Hooker all got caught in a time warp and this was the ending result!!
better check for melons
oh my goodness
What’s more disturbing is that does not even look like a dress, it looks a long shirt, and he really needs to put on some pants. And shave.
So shoot me
Sometimes there are just no words to express….. This is one of those times
Well, I think he looks pretty.
Mrs Doubtfire??? I think not, more like Mrs Wallflower!!! WTF???
oh dear god. please don’t tell me she has a beard. or dear god, please don’t tell me he has on a floral dress.
On Halloween sometimes boys dress as girls because it’s funny. I don’t know why girls dressed as boys isn’t so funny but it’s not. I think it is Halloween there.
my grandfather was going to wear the same thing… back to the walk-in closit with you, gramps.
WHAT IS THAT!!!! *blah* and seriously, what’s the deal w/the mini buggie? Whoa!
it’s santa in drag
Dear God, please tell me THAT”S a woman? It isn’t? *runs screaming into the night*
Santa let himself go….
Who knew? Santa is a tranny!
Its the bearded lady from the circus! They have to go shopping too!
Aspiring drag queen who forgot to shave?
LOL!! I’m guessing Santa is not wanting the kiddies to know it’s him, so he put Mrs. Claus’s Sunday dress on so no one would recognize him. Good job Santa…would have never guessed it was you
‘With this disguise i can buy all my supplies for the year, pick up toys’n'goodies for all the good little girls and boys!’
For the love of all things Holy I hope this is staged.
he bends any further over that tiny buggy and it’s gonna be a full moon and I hope to heck he aint got a purple thong under there!
This freak is a sick mofo. I often laugh at some of the more lovable freaks walmarting it but this is too much. He should be sequestered in a mental institution, away from normal beings. This piece of shit should not be walking streets let alone Walmart.
Nice rack !
( I wonder if they’re implants)?
Nice Rack !
(I wonder if they’re implants )?
You can tell she eats like a bird
No idea how she got so big.
He’s bringin’ sexy back… (Yeah!)
Them other trannys don’t know how to act.
I don’t wanna see hair on your back.
So just keep shopping before I have to yack.
(Go jump off a bridge)
I can understand a man who likes wearing dresses and feeling feminine once in awhile. What stymies me is how many of them have beards – how can you feel feminine with a beard?
I think that’s the Bearded Lady I saw at our local fair this summer.
I’d hit it !!!! (joke)
And we thought Billy Bob Thornton was the Bad Santa!
Holy cow! gee if your gonna dress like a woman at least wear something that fits! LOL
This reminds me of those 80s flip-books where you can mix and match different heads with different bodies. I suppose this person wanted to push the idea to the next level.
We’re making fun of him but I bet he’s a nice lady though…..lol
Who likes short skirts? Santa likes short skirts!
Geez Jack, you’re looking more and more like your mother everyday…..lol
sadly he looks better in a dress than half the women that show up on this site…..
Santa AND Mrs. Claus.
Well, at least it looks like he or she is eating healthy.
Sometimes Santa wants to take a break from being the jolly old fat man.
Justin Bieber in 2060?
omg what the hell is going on here is that a guy or a woman
Oh Lord – Please let that just be some guy who lost a bet…!
Nice legs, might as well show ‘em off. Purple’s definitely his color too.
I have a name of a woman who does electrolysis. Her rates are very reasonable.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph….that’s some freaky ass shit!
Santa came out of the closet, I guess.
I guess,Santa came out of the closet. I wonder what Mrs. Claus thinks about that?
Kenny Rogers has REALLY let himself go.
Look into my eyes you know you want to……..
Nice try Mr. Vice President Cheney, very clever.
santa aint too good disguising himself to go get presents
This is what happens when Paula Deen’s hubby gets all liquored up.
Is that a banana in your cart or are ya just happy to see me, big guy?
Dad…i mean Mom, you said you would wait in the car
I knew santa wasnt happy but i think hes gone off the deep end
Why are there never any bearded lady-men in short skirts where I live? We are so robbed here.
November 28th, 2010
Mrs. Doubtfire grew a beard and aged.
This is what happens when Paula Deen’s hubby gets liquored up!!!
OMG!! I THINK IT MOVED.
OMG! It’s “Jackass the Reunion: Alzheimer’s Antics Gone Wild”
this looks like my ex- mother/father-in-law! You think im kidding but im totally serious! Although this one is much more attractive!
So is there like an explosion of guys going out in public in womens dresses and skirts and nasty shorts? Or is this a clear cut case of the reason why women need to shave?
I’ll bet that he looked long and hard to find a size 28 dress that short.
I’m amazed at how small the shopping cart and the gallon of milk look compared to him (her… it). That is one BIG dude!
Santa wanted to be a crossdresser for xmas this year!
I didn’t think it was possible for a man to get boobs like that. And why do men wear dresses and such like this? Do they think it looks good?
Oh! Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia
Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady
“and next to the stage Santa performing ‘it’s raining men!”
I’m soooooo glad you don’t have image stabilizing(anti-blur)
In the spirit of the holidays, Santa is looking very Merry …or, is it Mary?
Looks like someone lost a big bet at deer camp.
Nobody ever asked;”what ever happened to the bearded woman?”
A guy that huge can wear whatever he wants. After all, who’s going to snicker at him? His fist is probably like a frozen turkey.
I hope he’s not going commando!!
Either that’s a mini shopping cart or one HUGE dude! Nice Tits!!
I am not a religious man, BUT GOD help us!
…WOW!…HUBBA…HUBBA…HUBBA…WOW!…I’M TOO SEXY FOR WALMART!…
You know…my fiancee is a Tranny and at least goes out VERY well shaven when femmed out. SMH…..I am female and s/he shaves more off than I do when femmed out. This is just super tacky….
We learned from Fight Club that some unfortunate men with ball cancer messing up their hormones can grow tits… but that wouldn’t explain the dress… so…? They are fake?
I’ve noticed a ton of guys on this site who are manly-looking but wearing women’s garments. I think we need a specific word for it, because “Trans” seems to imply that the person wishes to switch gender, but these guys embrace their masculinity AND their femininity at once. This trend seriously has me thinking. I guess they are the male equivalent to tomboy/ butch women: happy with their gender, but sharing an aesthetic sense with the opposite gender.
He gives fat guys everywhere a bad name!!!
C’mon people…geesh are you really that stupid?? IT”S A MINI CART!!!!!!
dick Cheney shops wal-mart
Big Sweaty (Biker)
WTF…shoot it before it infects someone!! Are you kidding me…….I bet “its” kids are so proud,…..Dad finally found his self…..on the wrong side of the…..fence but he knows where he stands now…..Some people just need to say NO and live with the normal people on Earth…
November 29th, 2010
Kurt Cobain liked to wear dresses, as seen in Nirvana’s “In Bloom” video.
Fashion faux paux: exposing pale white feet in stark contrast with her/his tanned body.
Does he/she not know to use a BIG cart so he/she will look smaller?
I think Santa drank too much Eggnog again…he took Ho Ho Ho to a WHOLE new level this year….
This reminds me of the Lady skit from Little Britain because, well, she IS a young LADY. That must be a LADIES shopping cart…
Now I have proof of what my mom’s husband does when she leaves town! I knew it!
I know times are tough, but please…someone buy that woman a razor!
OMFG! MMm… that is my daddie! He likes to put on a short skirt for me and bend over. Then I would fist that poopie hole until it bleeds and use the blood as lube for me poopie hole for when he fvcks it!
old fat man w beard and….tits!?
OMG! I think that’s my dad!
November 30th, 2010
Santa needs to come up with a better disgues. You can still tell its him.
Is it wrong that I’m slightly digging this?
Camp Drag and Man-boobs. What a combination!
I’m guessing somebody lost a bet. If it was JUST the dress and fake tits, I’d say “transvestite who needs to shave,” but with the mini-cart thrown in there for no apparent reason, I’m thinking his buddies made him pay up on a bad bet.
is that mens sandals?with the dress he might as well have gone all out and wore some girly shoes
i wonder if Mrs. Claus has any idea her hubby has been raiding her closet. she should put a lock on it.
December 1st, 2010
Hey Santa, take a walk on the wild side. And the colored girls sing: Do do do do do do do do…(sax solo here)…..
This is just a sin against nature.
December 2nd, 2010
“Dude look like a lady!”
December 3rd, 2010
Some people have trouble deciding what to wear in the morning, this one here has trouble deciding on his/her gender.
the caption is the cherry on top lol
December 6th, 2010
This dude is awesome, but I gotta say, sometimes hemlines need to go down as age goes up…
December 10th, 2010
That seriously looks like my friends dad!
December 11th, 2010
This is a good look for you….mission accomplished….
December 12th, 2010
I’m so confused.. If my kids ever saw this I would not be able to hold them back . At 9 and 10 they would have a thousand questions for this Woahman. I myself am speechless…. wow..
December 13th, 2010
I'm the warped one
The ONLY way this could be any worst is if she had a baby and was nursing it! hahahaha
December 25th, 2010
You gotta admit, his breasts are quite shapely in spite of everything else wrong with this picture.
April 18th, 2011
I think he traded bodies with his wife.
June 30th, 2011
That beard matches your dress perfectly!
July 31st, 2011
secret about santas sommer vaccation is solved
February 14th, 2012
This guy is from Mississippi. Sad to say I actually know him.
May 16th, 2012
“Down on the corner out in the street. Justin Beiber showing what he really looks like”
September 21st, 2012