Just can’t seem to get that monkey off your back, eh?
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Electric Cheese Weasel
Who’s the real side show here? At least the twin cheerleading ringtail lemurs had the decency to cover up their a$$es.
November 28th, 2010
Would a ringtail lemur chew off your face like a chimp?
Hmm i wonder if the maker of this atrocity also brought us the shirt with the horse heads on it from a few months back?
don’t forget the bananas, don’t forget the bananas, don’t forget the bananas…
I know you guys are going to flame me, BUT..
What is it with white folks and animals, especially monkeys? Didnt a woman just get her face ripped off by a monkey? Why cant you get TAME animals, like cats or dogs? Why you always gotta be the center of attention? And why is it only white folks are getting eaten by bears? Can anyone on here post a link to where a black or hispanic person gets eaten by anything?.
can we go to the play area- can we? can we? can we?
One time I went to the zoo and they had monkeys. One monkey took my glove and wouldn’t give it back so my hand was cold when we went outside. I think monkeys would be good pets.
One time I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys! One took my glove and wouldn’t give it back. My hand was cold when we went outside! A monkey would be a good pet I think.
Elly May Clampett never came across as the tramp-stamp type.
Got a monkey on her back that keeps telling her “C’mon, go to Wal-Mart again…you know you want to.”
I don’t get why anyone would want a monkey as a pet. They’re filthy, disgusting, and thieves. Nothing is more trashy than having a pet monkey, or pig if you ask me. Why can’t they get a real pet, like a dog or cat?
Well, this sure explains those huge crappy tasting rasins they sell at the Wally!
BUT, we have to consider the MENTALLY CHALENGED people who NEED these pests, Sorry I meant PETS. To explain to them how things work in a HUMAN world. HI TECH stores like WalMart can confuse the weak of mind like the above pictured MENTALLY HANDICAP patron.
Hell, who are we kidding? You all know we want to see this creap exterminated! His “helpers” returned to their home in the jungle. And a happy ending for all!
The ADA has been officially updated. Come March 15, 2011 this won’t be legal anymore–only dogs qualify under the new definition of “Service Animal” (with MINIATURE horses allowed under rare circumstances).
Someone from Somewhere
Hmm… none of my comments ever post….
Feces throwing critters and a trip to WallyWorld! It just doesn’t get any better.
They probably open up the $1 boxes of Milk Duds to fling at customers like monkey poo. (after they run out of their own poo)….
Re: My comment above on the new ADA regulations starting March 15, 2011:
Service Animals. The rule defines “service animal” as a dog that has been individually trained to do work or perform tasks for the benefit of an individual with a disability. The rule states that other animals, whether wild or domestic, do not qualify as service animals. Dogs that are not trained to perform tasks that mitigate the effects of a disability, including dogs that are used purely for emotional support, are not service animals. The final rule also clarifies that individuals with mental disabilities who use service animals that are trained to perform a specific task are protected by the ADA. The rule permits the use of trained miniature horses as alternatives to dogs, subject to certain limitations. To allow flexibility in situations where using a horse would not be appropriate, the final rule does not include miniature horses in the definition of “service animal.”
She should have been barred from entering the store. These are her pets, not service animals.
Those monkeys are probably cleaner and better dressed than most Wal-creatures.
Why do we see so many of these pictures of people with animals? Why are they allowed in? I love animals as much as anyone, but I don’t want them in Walmart, unless they are REAL service animals!
What’s next – a petting zoo next to sporting goods?
November 29th, 2010
Wal-Mart should have to pay a $10,000 fine for every occurance in which a person brings a pet into the store. That would stop this mess.
Any chance one has a halo and the other horns?
Shouldn’t the headline read “Monkey See, Monkey Doo-doo?”
“Ground control to Major Tom, take your protein pill and put your helmet on!”
It even has a tramp stamp!
These are not ring tailed lemurs you dumb asses!! Get educated before you spew shit from your brains! These are common marmosets…Look it up!! And as far as throwing shit at you, these do not! They are a very clean breed and smarter than most other service animals!! Kendall…how would you know that having a pet monkey or pig is trashey unless you had first hand experiance…however, that could just be more shit spewing!
One time I took a Geaunie Pig and put up my poopie hole. It squeeled and lived off the corn in my poopie hole for weeks. This reminded me of that.
It’s because at Wally World Sensitivity Training they tell you that you aren’t allowed to ask if an animal is a service animal. Sorry, but every ACTUAL service animal I’ve ever seen has worn a sign to the effect “Service Animal, do not bother while working”.
it just has to have a tramp stamp too
It may be that you’ve never seen a service animal without a “sign,” but it is NOT required by law. It is illegal for any business to require any identification of a service animal. We are not a totalitarian state (yet, at least), and requiring anyone to be “badged” because of who they happen to be is ethically and morally wrong.
December 9th, 2010