November 30th, 2010
Double Dose Of Fail

The term “showing some skin” should not apply to male plumbers crack or the bald spot of a skullet.
Georgia
Double Dose Of Fail,
The term “showing some skin” should not apply to male plumbers crack or the bald spot of a skullet.
Georgia
Double Dose Of Fail,
92 Comments, Comment or Ping
“Have you seen my baseball?”
November 30th, 2010
It’s even a comb-over skullet! WOooO!
November 30th, 2010
Swipe your credit card here…
November 30th, 2010
Crack Kills!!
November 30th, 2010
It looks like Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley has finally hit rock bottom.
November 30th, 2010
whoooaaaa…..
November 30th, 2010
Maybe if he’d get some glasses he could read better AND see what his back half is doing… ?
November 30th, 2010
He;s really eying up “Thats What I Call Music 24″
November 30th, 2010
Crack not only kills, it hurts your eyes. As for the lack of hair, trust me that comb over is not helping!
November 30th, 2010
would like to insert a quarter and see if it plays something (scratch that, scary thought)
November 30th, 2010
If I ever am out in public looking like this, please do me a favor and just shoot me where I stand.
November 30th, 2010
Oh my! That is one bizaar comb-over…but I’m getting out of here before the full moon comes out.
November 30th, 2010
how can u not know ur ass is showing?? lol
November 30th, 2010
And they make fun of black people cause their pants are down?
November 30th, 2010
That’s quite an odd looking crack – and I’m talking about the one on your head. Is that not the most pronounced-looking part you’ve ever seen???
Cover up both cracks, is my advice.
November 30th, 2010
Ok, now, this is vintage PofW photography. Goofy59…i’ll do it for you if you do it for me!
November 30th, 2010
I think he has a CD in that slot but it only plays “oompah” music !
November 30th, 2010
THis dude is in serious need of “butt spackle” !! I am sure Walmart sells it. Lucky for him.
November 30th, 2010
OMG MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 30th, 2010
If he was gonna do a comb-over he shoulda just gone the extra mile & combed the back up over the top
November 30th, 2010
Forget Judas Priest, all I’ve got to say is “Jesus Christ!”.
November 30th, 2010
This guy gives me the hibbie jibbies. I can imagine the “movie” collections he might harbor at home. Just plain eek! Can not help the monk baldness, but being unkempt has no excuse or the crack problem
November 30th, 2010
This dude needs to have his butt hair transplanted onto his head!!!
November 30th, 2010
Not sure what this guy needs more a belt or glasses?!?
November 30th, 2010
He’s probably got lint from the 80′s down there.
November 30th, 2010
Speaking of CD’s humm perfect place for him to stash a few. I mean there is plenty of room in there.
November 30th, 2010
“Now where are those Butthole Surfers and Sweet Mullet CD’s?”
November 30th, 2010
You just cannot make this stuff up….gross!
November 30th, 2010
WallyFart said they were going to offer “on site” doctors and this guy is waiting for the PROCTOLOGEST! And he even put on his best bra to celebrate the occasion!
PLEASE! SOMEBODY JUST SHOOT ME!
November 30th, 2010
That’s just plain nasty!
November 30th, 2010
I can’t tell which hole the crap comes out with this guy…
November 30th, 2010
Well help me out. I see the plumbers crack – but where are the pipes?
November 30th, 2010
Top o the crack is brown. And this perv must wipe with the left hand, the shit stain goes that way !!!!
November 30th, 2010
Leave the CD section immediately and use the $10 to BUY A BELT!
November 30th, 2010
That is the most awesome comb over ever! lol pull up your pants!
November 30th, 2010
how does he not feel the breeze on his ass??
November 30th, 2010
Just say NO to crack! It’s also rather scary someone actually shot that over top of other isles to get the looking down the crack shot. So who’s weirder the guy with the droopy drawers or the one take’n the high road to get the pic?
November 30th, 2010
also, why is he peering soooo closely to the one cd thats our of place? #suspect
November 30th, 2010
He needs to be in the hand held mirror aisle.
November 30th, 2010
Sometimes pants fall down if you don’t have a belt or your pants are too small. In the winter at McDonalds I wear snow pants when I am outside. they are good because they don’t show your underwear if your pants are too small.
November 30th, 2010
Eh? Confused.
November 30th, 2010
How does he not know that half of his A** is hanging out??? I mean, really, how do you not know that???
November 30th, 2010
Serious denial going on here. Mullet, comb over from hell and a butt crack? Go back to your basement room – Mom almost has the opposum done – dinner is soon served.
November 30th, 2010
He probably wonders why he’s never had a girlfriend.
November 30th, 2010
Thats why i sometimes wonder if there is a god-cause he was awful cruel to this assclown
November 30th, 2010
If the south should ever “rise again”, I hope this guy’s pants go along for the ride up. While I’m @ it, attention guys with thinning hair: shaving your head is stylish and doesn’t hurt.
November 30th, 2010
“After I find the perfect CD, we can make sweet music together.”
November 30th, 2010
Please…please don’t shoplift a CD. I don’t want to think about where you would hide it…
November 30th, 2010
anybody smell cat piss?
November 30th, 2010
IJust threw up in my mouth, a little!
November 30th, 2010
New definition for the term “monster ballads.”
November 30th, 2010
Holy crap! after laughing for a full minute now: He is sporting the ultra rare skullet with a combover also! Thats the equivalent of seeing a leprchaun riding a unicorn!!
November 30th, 2010
This really makes my eyes vomit. I have a sour afterview in my eyes.
November 30th, 2010
Can I assk you a question?
November 30th, 2010
not only is his crack showing, and the bald mullett, but there is also a Kingpin-worthy comb over going on up there!
November 30th, 2010
Must be the Dad of the Ken Griffey girl from Yesterday!
November 30th, 2010
Gosh..
Everyone, be happy you arent this person. Can you imagine if you were? Hell on earth!
November 30th, 2010
He’s looking for Justin Beiber.
November 30th, 2010
You know, it’s not that hard to pull up your pants.
Sheesh! If I ever end up looking like this in public, particularly at a Walmart, I would need to have a picture taken, and submitted to this site for others’ entertainment. The bald spot I can let slide, but your pants shouldn’t be sliding as well.
November 30th, 2010
Hope he’s putting a cap and a belt on his Christmas list.
November 30th, 2010
This guy had to be the inspiration for the saying, “He couldn’t even get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.”
November 30th, 2010
This guy needs an award. Seriously, how can you be all this and not be immortalized! He’s too easy to make fun of… maybe it’s a feeling of awe or pity, but I just can’t make fun of this guy!
November 30th, 2010
Are you serious? The hills have eyes…… In the back of their head and below the belt.
November 30th, 2010
I hear he’s single ladies.
December 1st, 2010
I used to see this guy all the time where I used to work. He has a mental disability – pretty sure it’s autism. And pretty sure he’s in an assisted living community. I don’t think this blog wants to target the autistic…
December 1st, 2010
This guy is a walking advertisement for Duluth Trading’s “Longtail T’s”…and if he had the internet in his mom’s basement he’d know enough to order some…
Preferably shipped in a “Crack Spackle” bucket…
December 1st, 2010
im don’t like to show that much skin even at a Doctor’s office!!!!
December 1st, 2010
that’s some serious NASTY!
December 1st, 2010
This guy is walking evidence that alien abduction is real.
Crop circle in his hair, pants still in probing position.
December 1st, 2010
he’s looking for the new Uncle Kracker cd!!
December 1st, 2010
You guys forgot to mention the gnarly combover .
That’s easy to understand in light of the other distraction.
December 1st, 2010
Dude the Hair Club for men didn’t work, and your bald spot is showing………and you look like a walking piggy bank, pull up you pants, or get a can of but crack spackel filler !!!
December 1st, 2010
At least his hair is combed…check out the part he made.
December 1st, 2010
epic fail????
December 1st, 2010
RUBBERBAND GUN
December 1st, 2010
How could this have not broken the camera, I mean double moons, did anyone think to call the local school and get the astronomy class out to document this ?
December 1st, 2010
Double glare, how did this not break your camera? Did anyone from a local astronomy class document this double moon phenom?
December 1st, 2010
His head isn’t the only place he could have a comb-over…he has enough hair in other places to comb it over and hid that butt crack too.
December 1st, 2010
He isn’t just the President of the Hair Club for Morons, he also donates large amounts of his own lower back hair to other members for implanting.
December 1st, 2010
I cant beleive that some ppl are that oblivious to thier butt cracks killing ppl with eye pollution. Comb over skullet….how incredibly dumb is that?
December 1st, 2010
This guy will NEVER get laid.
December 2nd, 2010
staring intently at ‘Now 34′
December 2nd, 2010
Well from here it looks like all the hair from his head went running to his crack.
December 4th, 2010
I think that this guy should make a lateral career as an ORC in “Lord Of The Rings” . Ya’ know what’s sad?- I’ll bet he gets laid a lot.
December 5th, 2010
This is natures way of correcting itself for flawed evolution. I’m pretty sure the bald spot is merely preparation for an extra eye that is clearly needed.
December 8th, 2010
Is he looking for PORN in the music aisle? he’s totally wasted
December 13th, 2010
i can almost hear his mom in the backgound yelling for him to hurry up and pick a damn cd already
December 17th, 2010
He’s living proof….his parents are brother and sister
March 30th, 2011
Check out the combover to top it off!
April 16th, 2011
Donald Trump on an off-day.
May 5th, 2011
He must be so used to the breeze he doesn’t even notice anymore.
July 18th, 2011
You must choose carefully when selecting the music you will use to sooth the chained up teenagers in your mom’s basement….
August 13th, 2011
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