The term “showing some skin” should not apply to male plumbers crack or the bald spot of a skullet.
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“Have you seen my baseball?”
November 30th, 2010
It’s even a comb-over skullet! WOooO!
Swipe your credit card here…
It looks like Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley has finally hit rock bottom.
Maybe if he’d get some glasses he could read better AND see what his back half is doing… ?
He;s really eying up “Thats What I Call Music 24″
Crack not only kills, it hurts your eyes. As for the lack of hair, trust me that comb over is not helping!
would like to insert a quarter and see if it plays something (scratch that, scary thought)
If I ever am out in public looking like this, please do me a favor and just shoot me where I stand.
Oh my! That is one bizaar comb-over…but I’m getting out of here before the full moon comes out.
how can u not know ur ass is showing?? lol
Like it makes a difference
And they make fun of black people cause their pants are down?
That’s quite an odd looking crack – and I’m talking about the one on your head. Is that not the most pronounced-looking part you’ve ever seen???
Cover up both cracks, is my advice.
Ok, now, this is vintage PofW photography. Goofy59…i’ll do it for you if you do it for me!
I think he has a CD in that slot but it only plays “oompah” music !
THis dude is in serious need of “butt spackle” !! I am sure Walmart sells it. Lucky for him.
OMG MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If he was gonna do a comb-over he shoulda just gone the extra mile & combed the back up over the top
Forget Judas Priest, all I’ve got to say is “Jesus Christ!”.
This guy gives me the hibbie jibbies. I can imagine the “movie” collections he might harbor at home. Just plain eek! Can not help the monk baldness, but being unkempt has no excuse or the crack problem
This dude needs to have his butt hair transplanted onto his head!!!
Not sure what this guy needs more a belt or glasses?!?
He’s probably got lint from the 80′s down there.
Speaking of CD’s humm perfect place for him to stash a few. I mean there is plenty of room in there.
“Now where are those Butthole Surfers and Sweet Mullet CD’s?”
You just cannot make this stuff up….gross!
WallyFart said they were going to offer “on site” doctors and this guy is waiting for the PROCTOLOGEST! And he even put on his best bra to celebrate the occasion!
PLEASE! SOMEBODY JUST SHOOT ME!
That’s just plain nasty!
I can’t tell which hole the crap comes out with this guy…
Well help me out. I see the plumbers crack – but where are the pipes?
Top o the crack is brown. And this perv must wipe with the left hand, the shit stain goes that way !!!!
Leave the CD section immediately and use the $10 to BUY A BELT!
That is the most awesome comb over ever! lol pull up your pants!
how does he not feel the breeze on his ass??
Just say NO to crack! It’s also rather scary someone actually shot that over top of other isles to get the looking down the crack shot. So who’s weirder the guy with the droopy drawers or the one take’n the high road to get the pic?
also, why is he peering soooo closely to the one cd thats our of place? #suspect
He needs to be in the hand held mirror aisle.
Sometimes pants fall down if you don’t have a belt or your pants are too small. In the winter at McDonalds I wear snow pants when I am outside. they are good because they don’t show your underwear if your pants are too small.
How does he not know that half of his A** is hanging out??? I mean, really, how do you not know that???
Serious denial going on here. Mullet, comb over from hell and a butt crack? Go back to your basement room – Mom almost has the opposum done – dinner is soon served.
He probably wonders why he’s never had a girlfriend.
Thats why i sometimes wonder if there is a god-cause he was awful cruel to this assclown
If the south should ever “rise again”, I hope this guy’s pants go along for the ride up. While I’m @ it, attention guys with thinning hair: shaving your head is stylish and doesn’t hurt.
“After I find the perfect CD, we can make sweet music together.”
Please…please don’t shoplift a CD. I don’t want to think about where you would hide it…
anybody smell cat piss?
IJust threw up in my mouth, a little!
New definition for the term “monster ballads.”
Holy crap! after laughing for a full minute now: He is sporting the ultra rare skullet with a combover also! Thats the equivalent of seeing a leprchaun riding a unicorn!!
This really makes my eyes vomit. I have a sour afterview in my eyes.
Can I assk you a question?
not only is his crack showing, and the bald mullett, but there is also a Kingpin-worthy comb over going on up there!
Must be the Dad of the Ken Griffey girl from Yesterday!
Everyone, be happy you arent this person. Can you imagine if you were? Hell on earth!
novelty fish head
He’s looking for Justin Beiber.
You know, it’s not that hard to pull up your pants.
Sheesh! If I ever end up looking like this in public, particularly at a Walmart, I would need to have a picture taken, and submitted to this site for others’ entertainment. The bald spot I can let slide, but your pants shouldn’t be sliding as well.
Hope he’s putting a cap and a belt on his Christmas list.
This guy had to be the inspiration for the saying, “He couldn’t even get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of fifties.”
This guy needs an award. Seriously, how can you be all this and not be immortalized! He’s too easy to make fun of… maybe it’s a feeling of awe or pity, but I just can’t make fun of this guy!
Are you serious? The hills have eyes…… In the back of their head and below the belt.
Son of Sam's Club
I hear he’s single ladies.
December 1st, 2010
I used to see this guy all the time where I used to work. He has a mental disability – pretty sure it’s autism. And pretty sure he’s in an assisted living community. I don’t think this blog wants to target the autistic…
This guy is a walking advertisement for Duluth Trading’s “Longtail T’s”…and if he had the internet in his mom’s basement he’d know enough to order some…
Preferably shipped in a “Crack Spackle” bucket…
im don’t like to show that much skin even at a Doctor’s office!!!!
that’s some serious NASTY!
This guy is walking evidence that alien abduction is real.
Crop circle in his hair, pants still in probing position.
he’s looking for the new Uncle Kracker cd!!
You guys forgot to mention the gnarly combover .
That’s easy to understand in light of the other distraction.
Big Sweaty (Biker)
Dude the Hair Club for men didn’t work, and your bald spot is showing………and you look like a walking piggy bank, pull up you pants, or get a can of but crack spackel filler !!!
At least his hair is combed…check out the part he made.
How could this have not broken the camera, I mean double moons, did anyone think to call the local school and get the astronomy class out to document this ?
Double glare, how did this not break your camera? Did anyone from a local astronomy class document this double moon phenom?
His head isn’t the only place he could have a comb-over…he has enough hair in other places to comb it over and hid that butt crack too.
He isn’t just the President of the Hair Club for Morons, he also donates large amounts of his own lower back hair to other members for implanting.
I cant beleive that some ppl are that oblivious to thier butt cracks killing ppl with eye pollution. Comb over skullet….how incredibly dumb is that?
This guy will NEVER get laid.
December 2nd, 2010
staring intently at ‘Now 34′
Well from here it looks like all the hair from his head went running to his crack.
December 4th, 2010
I think that this guy should make a lateral career as an ORC in “Lord Of The Rings” . Ya’ know what’s sad?- I’ll bet he gets laid a lot.
December 5th, 2010
This is natures way of correcting itself for flawed evolution. I’m pretty sure the bald spot is merely preparation for an extra eye that is clearly needed.
December 8th, 2010
Is he looking for PORN in the music aisle? he’s totally wasted
December 13th, 2010
i can almost hear his mom in the backgound yelling for him to hurry up and pick a damn cd already
December 17th, 2010
He’s living proof….his parents are brother and sister
March 30th, 2011
Check out the combover to top it off!
April 16th, 2011
Donald Trump on an off-day.
May 5th, 2011
He must be so used to the breeze he doesn’t even notice anymore.
July 18th, 2011
You must choose carefully when selecting the music you will use to sooth the chained up teenagers in your mom’s basement….
August 13th, 2011
You people are nasty. That happens to be my fourth cousin, once removed. You shouldn’t make fun of him. He has a condition.
August 5th, 2013
He’s keepin’ it real for the ladeez!
October 24th, 2013