I’m not sure which I fear more, Black Friday at Walmart or little black dresses at Walmart.
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Damn. She looks like a tootsie roll on steroids.
November 30th, 2010
I’m never eating chocolate again…
Pass the bleach please, oh my poor eyes…
That’s the new Vortex dress. It sucks everything from the bottom so it can oooz from the top.
Playtex girdles sure have come a long way since I was a kid!!
Okay. so I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. She has fat seeping out of that “dress” if it can even be called a dress.
That ass is so big I bet when she shits it miss the toilet
The pepto pink boots make the outfit, ALMOST distracts you from what is going on with her thighs.
She should win some kind of “People of Walmart” prize.
Oh that’s fancy baby..
I do believe this lady just walked into my office in an equally tight & disgusting pair of pants!
Soooo many things wrong with that picture. We need to call our legislators and make them pass weight requirement laws for certain outfits. Think of all the years of therapy saved…
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Sir-Mix-A-Lot new remix- “Baby got Backs”
Oh wow…!!!!…Um yea cause there are no words for this one……..=(
That outfit had better be flame retardant, because there is some serious static electricity going on here from those thighs.
this picture makes my eyes hurt! and I hate that song!
Do not want to see that in motion
Oh that’s fancy baby.. I like that discolored cottage chees patch right in between her crotch thighs. Everything did……..
I fear little black dresses on big black ladies!
Oh good it looks likes shes buying pants of some sort!
That’s the power of the little black dress, baby.
…This woman has totally re-defined “LITTLE BLACK DRESS”, and I’m thinkin’ there’s someone out there who bet she wouldn’t fit into it!…WOW…THAT THERE DRESS REARRANGED HER BUTTOCKS BY NARROWING THE WAIST & PLUMPIN’ UP THEM ALREADY MEATY THIGHS!…QUIT DROOLIN’ DUDES,ME THINKS SHE COULD BREAK MY NECK WITH ONE SQUEEZE DURING A CLIMATIC MOMENT OF ECTASY!…
Plus sizes, plus sizes!!!!!!
Only got 1 thing to say: Bitch! Cover yourself!
People like tha should be required to move to Alaska so it’s too damn cold to dress like that!
my eyes my eyes!!! Looks like her underwear retreated into her ass!
there should not be any mini skirt or dress made over size 18. Period. Here in Michigan there are regulations about smoking in public places, there should be something similar about dressing too. Both are health risk to others. Second hands smoke almost as bad as seeing someone’s oozing fat.
That ain’t a little black dress. It’s a medium size black tent stretched over an extra large A$$. And it just ain’t working.
Spandex is a priveledge, not a right.
Okay so I guess it isn’t true…NOT all women need a little black dress
what’s another word for “oh, my goodness” haha
Just because something is made is a size close to yours, does not mean you should wear it!!!
Someone please tell her we don’t do gyn exams at the check out counter.
Let’s hope she doesn’t drop… anything.
Ow! My eyes!
Just because they make it in your size, doesn’t mean you should wear it.
You know your fat when you make a dress into a damned shirt. Pants. Now.
That’s not a LBD, it’s a little black tube top stretched to the bursting point.
WHY!?!?! Do people do this to themselves!?!?!?!
Who told her she looks good?
Some blind guy?
Lord, she’s got enough cellulite to be in Braille!!!
YOU DON”T SHOW OFF CELLULITE! YOU HIDE IT!!!
Someone! Buy this woman a 3-way mirror!!
You look like a cross-dressing streetwalker, sweetie!!! UGH!!!!
Her: Honey, does this dress make me look fat? Him: No dear (while thinking about how good she looked in it 15 years ago)…
looks like a can of busted biscuits!!!!!
omg i saw her poon-tang. i just threw up a little in my mouth…
i guess it saves time if you have to run in the bathroom in a hurry.
This is one reason Im glad I live in a place where it gets too cold to wear things like this. Yay for layers that cover the chub!!
That’s pretty strategic if you ask me….now who in the hell would cut in front of a line backer in a spandex onesie? Black Friday indeed!
I’ll stop the world and melt with you.
Makes you want to help her out with her groceries just so you can get a sniff of her car seat, huh?
This brings the “Atomic Wedgie” to a whole ‘notha level!
Please sista, put sumthan over dat shet.
Perfect oufit to wear…if your going thru the airport…..Easy for the TSA agent to perform their body search!
Spandex should have a weight limit.
i dont think youre ready for this jelly my body too bootilicious for ya!!! DANGGGGGG!!!!
Id hate to be behind her if she needed anything on the bottom shelf…but hey, at least shes in the Christmas spirit with those pink elf booties.
OMG…….i think it winked?
Fear of a Black Planet
I didn’t know that cottage cheese came in chocolate twin packs! It looks like she bought three!
Ok, just because some creepy horny guy finds you hot, doesn’t mean the rest of the world does, put on some pants, fatass.
Nails done. Hair done. Errything big!
the crack of her fat FLAT ass is showing..just LOW DOWN NASTY!!!!
I think she’s hot. [cleans drool from keyboard.]
I’d bang her good, if given the chance. Remind me to go to my local Wal-mart… damn, there isn’t one!
I’m pretty sure she’s exceeding the maximum weight limit of that outfit by about 150lbs.
Baby got backs…and thighs…and rolls…and gravy…and taters…and dreads to tops it all off!!!
The dress reminds me of a line from Eddie Murphy in “Dr Doolittle”…SPANDEX…ALL SPANDEX!!!”
I keep spraying my computer screen with disinfectant but the smell won’t go away! It smells like someone left a piece of shrimp out and…uh, uh, blaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Damn, now I gotta clean this puke up.
shes buying toilet paper…..obviously shes having some type of intestinal problem that required her to pull her shirt down to her ass and necessitated the need to borrow shoes from a Christmas elf….have you people no empathy….lmao
Her Mom washed her dress in to hot water and it shrank. But she says I like this dress and I am going to wear it anyway. And she did but it hurt her sides.
I sure hope this photo doesn’t bring out the blue poponator. It’s way too easy.
Seriously~ The bigger your ass gets does it really drop that low from being so heavy?
Her ass looks like two pigs fighting in a bean bag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn her ass is showing that nasty dress don’t even cover up her ass it don’t pull down far enough and that bitch isn’t wearing no panties nasty hoooooooo
That’s just your hopeful imagination at work.
Damn her ass is showing that’s nasty dress don’t even cover up her ass it don’t pull down far enough and that bitch isn’t wearing no panties nasty hoooooooo she is one sick broad!!!!!
Hope she doesn’t shart … then again maybe you wouldn’t notice.
Wow, that’s some damn strong fabric there! They should of used that to seal the oil well.
think i’ll pass on the “Glory” with her in the “Hole” …
Don’t you hate it when the shoes just ruin the entire look?
So that is what really happens when you microwave chocolate Easter rabbits
Say what you want, confident big girls that like to dress like that will put a hurtin’ on you in a good way.
@ BIGK, I could not even imagine being a TSA screener and seeing that coming my way. Please take the xray, please take the xray, for all that is good in humanity please take the xray
I can’t believe some of you guys on here that go for women like this. Truly amazes me the difference in what people find attractive. But, I guess that’s what makes life interesting
Where is Willie the Pimp when you need him???? So he can bitch slap this woman into putting on some pants.
how does that go…? I’ts not cheating if she can’t make him watch” … lucky guy!
She must have used a bucket of Crisco smeared all over her body to slip that dress on.
I feel bad for the cashiers that have to endure seeing this everyday. It takes a strong stomach to work there. On that note, this one looks like my husband’s ex-wife, and we do live in Florida.
This also reminds me of a line from Eddie Murphy, I think it was from “48 Hrs.”…..”Tell Victor that I got my test results back and I’ve got herpes simplex number 10″
I feel bad for the cashiers that have to endure seeing this everyday. It takes a strong stomache to work there. On that note, this one looks like my husband’s ex-wife and we do live in Florida.
ive seen worse unfortunately…still she needs a mirror.if you’re fat don’t wear mini skirts.
momma needs Spanx
you are the driving force behind it… or in front, top, or bottom….whatever pleases?
Hey! Where’s the cream filling?! Never mind I don’t want to know. Please cover where it comes out.
I think I saw a black hole.
That ain’t no skirt. Thats a tube top she forgot to pull up all the way.
I’m just glad I can’t see this outfit from the front
How many TSA agents would it take to pat her down? Or would they just let her pass on through….
We can all thank Jesus that the photographer wasn’t a midget.
Isn’t that the defensive tackle for the Bengals….Why he got a dress on….
Psychiatry student’s thesis potential…..
I bet she was thinking to herself, “damn, everyone is staring at me, they know I’m all that and a bag o’ donuts. I”m THAT hot”…
Looks like she’s buying jeans-for the love of god put them on woman…right now! the second its scanned!!! She’s got lysol wipes too…
(I always like checking out what the wal-creatures are buying, helps distract from nastiness like this too)
The horror of it. What is she buying pants too late for that hun.
This big sista needs to leaves the kids clothes department and invest in a pup tent for that big butt.
@energizer: have you ever been with a real woman, one with curves? Onece you try it, you’ll never date a walking skeleton again.
@emem: I was wondering about Willy the Pimp myself. He hasn’t been on in a while… maybe he’s taking the winter off, flew to Australia where it’s summer…
@steph: I’d LOVE to see a shot from the front. If she has big knockers too [and a face that wouldn't sink a thousand ships] she’d be a Goddess.
@crash: She’d be right. She IS that hot.
Ummm..excuse me ma’am, but I think you forgot to put your pants back on when you tried something on in the fitting room.”
Think about what’s on the surface of everything she has sat on while wearing that.
DON’T THESE PEOPLE WHO DRESS LIKE THIS KNOW ANY BETTER? GGEEEEZZZEEEE!! THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THIS WORLD AND AS HONORABLE PARENTS WE TEACH THE BABIES TO KEEP THEIR CLOTHES ON! AND FOR OUR BABIES TO SEE THIS IN WALMART, THE HOME AWAY FROM HOME , THE MEETING PLACE WHERE I HAVENT SEEN MY CUZ IN SO LONG WE GET COUGHT UP RUNNING INTO JUST THIS SICKING EXPOXURE, I COULD SEE IF SHE HAD A BODY LIKE RHIANNA, BUT LADY YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL WITH NO DRAWS ON! SOME ON NEED TO PUT YOU ON THE GROUND! WOW JUST MAKES ME SICK!
Hey lady, put some clothes on…you’re giving us big ladies a bad image.
Her ass crack I bet is about 2 feet tall! I would love to see her run at full speed, that would be a spectacle to behold!
Glad there isn’t a picture of her leaning over into her car, unloading her shopping bags.
I have seen so many pictures like this so often, it makes me think that some Walmart locations are selling this type of fashion. Where every multi-plus-sized girl can also look like they’re wrapped in a band of fabric.
Son of Sam's Club
December 1st, 2010
Sum yung gi
Are those pants she’s buying? Oh, the irony.
@Sean B…I find all women with a well maintained figure, be it thin or thick, to be attractive, but you seem to like the morbidly obese pigs with tons of cellulite and arm flaps and…nevermind. Enjoy yourself.
Her ass looks like 2 brown Volkswagons trying to pass each other on a gravel road or 2 raccoons fighting in a sack of corn
Her butt looks like 2 brown volkswagons trying to pass each other on a gravel road
Girl doesn’t mind showing off what ever she has…good or bad..
Why is that some over weight women think they look sexy when they stuff themselves into such outfits? I mean gag a maggot. I am over weight but I wear clothes that fit me and cover my body. Holy Moly Moses. Eeeeeeeek!
Is that a dress or a rag to cover her rolls?
December 2nd, 2010
LOOKIN LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
Just because you can fit in a size 2, that doesn’t mean you ARE a size 2.
December 3rd, 2010
Come on, stop bing haters – she’s hot!
So glad she’s not wearing a tampon, the string would be visible
Not hot. No one wants to look at her fat ass. COVER IT UP! What does it take to constitute indecent exposure any more?
December 4th, 2010
So that’s where Gilbert Brown went….
…… HO-Leee SHIT! Woman!
December 7th, 2010
i don’t know whether to cry, pray, or scream for mercy! Someone needs Jesus! I cannot believe that this black woman thinks that this is acceptable! Shaking my head violently… God help us all!
I would so tap that
December 8th, 2010
hair done, nails done….
December 18th, 2010
I DON’T UNDERSTAND. WHY WOULD SOMEONE THINK THEY LOOK GREAT DRESSED LIKE THAT? PLEASE…HELP ME UNDERSTAND!!!
December 27th, 2010
Wal-Mart now carries large curd cottage cheese in chocolate!
January 3rd, 2011
he has a moose toe handing from her skirt, I’d hate to see the front,
January 6th, 2011
Damn, why all you hating on that girl, i would so love to creampie that bitch
February 20th, 2011
Honestly… just wear more clothes. No one wants to see that shit. its simple.
February 23rd, 2011
August 25th, 2011