December 3rd, 2010
Tooth Ache
Quite possibly the most literal user of a TOOTHbrush…I’m glad you’re as excited to be on here as we are to have you!
California
Tooth Ache,
Quite possibly the most literal user of a TOOTHbrush…I’m glad you’re as excited to be on here as we are to have you!
California
Tooth Ache,
120 Comments, Comment or Ping
I have this uncontrollable urge to reach up ( with protective gloves on!) and just yank out that last lonely tooth! I mean…………why bother? Why waste good hard earned cash on tooth paste and a tooth brush for one tooth! C’mon, sista, lets get this over with!
December 3rd, 2010
OMG just look at that Panus hanging out there! Disgusting!!!!
December 3rd, 2010
Yikes!
December 3rd, 2010
This user actually got this woman to pose, wonder how they did that.
December 3rd, 2010
She has one Toof in her moth, Dun-lap syndrome, and Titty-do syndrome and I think I just found my next ex-wife!
December 3rd, 2010
Crystal Meth is a hell of a drug!
December 3rd, 2010
You Can’t Handle The Tooth
December 3rd, 2010
What has 32 teeth and an IQ of 100? The 10 people on check out lane 9.
December 3rd, 2010
great representation of a Wal-Martian
December 3rd, 2010
I love that this lady has a tan line from wearing sunglasses, yet *no* tan line on her belly….
December 3rd, 2010
Well she only has one tooth- and her stomach done overlapped her belt- but at least she is good natured about it!!! I could sworn that picture was going to say it was taken in WV!!!! LMAO
December 3rd, 2010
She is real happy and telling a story about going horseback riding at summer camp and almost falling off the horse!
December 3rd, 2010
No tooth….. No toothache.
December 3rd, 2010
Reminds me of One of the Bod Squad series of shorts on ABC Saturday mornings. A nasty green creature sings: “The call me Yuckmouth, cause I don’t brush, no I keep my teeth like this. They call me Yuckmouth, cause I don’t brush. How’s about a little kiss Got some beef in my teeth, got some chicken, too. OUCH! That’s a cavity, hey that’s new. So if you don’t brush your teeth and (something thing) be a Yuckmouth”
December 3rd, 2010
My guess is she didn’t buy any corn on the cob.
December 3rd, 2010
Would’ve made the punch line a lot funnier if she was buying some corn on the cob. She looks like she had a bowl of rocks for breakfast.
December 3rd, 2010
Smile pretty for the camera! She looks like the wicked witch of the west! Or is it east? I cant remember! In any case, thats gross!
December 3rd, 2010
What is the best pick-up line to use on women at Walmart?
…….. Nice tooth.
December 3rd, 2010
No one is looking on the plus side here. She is the worlds fastest can opener. AND, I bet she is one hell of a “no denture adventure”
December 3rd, 2010
You have to give her credit for being secure enough with herself not to care what we think.
December 3rd, 2010
catch of the trailer park
December 3rd, 2010
I just want to say “thank you!” It has been awhile since I have opened a picture and laughed out loud, before reading the comments. Very nice one POW!!!
December 3rd, 2010
Hanging on to ‘ol chopper!!
December 3rd, 2010
The Tooth Fairy filed for Chapter 11 protection after his last visit to her house.
December 3rd, 2010
The worst thing I hate to see on this site is a STAGED PHOTO!
December 3rd, 2010
WOW!! I love how she smiles about it and shows it with pride. Go spirit!
December 3rd, 2010
Aw, she looks so happy though! Good for her.
December 3rd, 2010
She must eat corn on the cob one kernel at a time.
December 3rd, 2010
Raise your hand if your unsure!
December 3rd, 2010
If I had only ONE tooth left in my mouth, I wouldn’t be in a hurry to disclose the fact!
December 3rd, 2010
“I was raised by a toothless, bearded hag”
I was schooled with a strap right across my back”
But its alright now, in fact its a gas!
But its all right. I’m jumping jack flash.
Its a gas! gas! gas!
That’s the only thing I could think of when I saw her.
December 3rd, 2010
She has 3 teeth, 1 in her mouth and 2 under her gunt hoping the tooth fairy will find them
December 3rd, 2010
Are you freaking kidding me?
December 3rd, 2010
Her belly shirt is oh so yummy!
December 3rd, 2010
this is Pocahontas today
December 3rd, 2010
That thing has GOT to get in her way… yank it out!
December 3rd, 2010
…… Crest Lied !!!
December 3rd, 2010
She looks like a happy little troll!
December 3rd, 2010
If every woman looked like her,being gay would be a bad thing.
December 3rd, 2010
oops wouldnt
December 3rd, 2010
DON’T DO METH!
December 3rd, 2010
Walmart apparently outsources its secret shopper program from Alabama….
December 3rd, 2010
What’s up doc?
December 3rd, 2010
Loving the “Fupa” hanging under her shirt…That makes the pic!
December 3rd, 2010
OMG! I am really at a loss for words! Except…………looks like someone from Kentucky & Tennessee inbred & spit this shit out in CA.
December 3rd, 2010
Some in the Native American community use gasoline fumes to get high because it is relatively cheap and boredom is constant. I would say she sucked a BP derrick dry.
December 3rd, 2010
(sing along) “All I want for Christmas is my 31 other teeth, my 31 other teeth, my 31 other teeth.”
December 3rd, 2010
She may have the “tooth” but I have the “ache”! Seriously, why have one unopposed tooth?
December 3rd, 2010
wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 3rd, 2010
Ok, this person is obviously a mentally handi-capped person.
December 3rd, 2010
She must be a Jack-o-Lantern model!.
December 3rd, 2010
Ugh! Thanks for pointing that out, Kurt. *shudders*
Now to my original comment: You know I actually had to check the location of this picture to see if it was from where I live or not, thankfully it’s not.
December 3rd, 2010
You sure got a purdy mouth.
December 3rd, 2010
Just call me snags…..(short for snaggletooth)
December 3rd, 2010
i’m starting to feel bad for all these people, this shit is just sad
December 3rd, 2010
I’m incline to think this was in Olivehurst. But I’m biased.
December 3rd, 2010
Sad thing is that she had all of her teeth at 4:00 a.m. on Black Friday, but after fighting the crowds, by 5 a.m. this is what she looked like.
December 3rd, 2010
“Quite possibly the most literal user of a Toothbrush”
Do you honestly think this woman has ever touched a toothbrush?
December 3rd, 2010
Rancehria Trogolydyte
December 3rd, 2010
Between her and the rest of her family they have a full set of teeth.
December 3rd, 2010
The old saying comes into play , “she could eat corn on the cobb through a pickett fence”. Or when she smiles, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
December 3rd, 2010
@Kurt – Do you mean pannus? If you are refering to her stomach it would actually be panniculus. If you are going to throw around words that the average wal-creature doesn’t know, at least get it right.
December 3rd, 2010
I think it’s a crown!
December 3rd, 2010
@Les… you had THE BEST comment.. holy moly, that was good.. (Jack Nicholson).. I needed that laugh today!
High Five to you sir!! =)
December 3rd, 2010
What’s sad is that she goes tanning. You can see the lines on her face where she wears those funny looking eye cover things.
December 3rd, 2010
If she was really on meth, I don’t think she’d be that…ahem…”curvy”.
December 3rd, 2010
If she was really on meth, I don’t think she’d be that…ahem…”curvy”
December 3rd, 2010
reminds me of the redneck pickup line. “Nice Tooth.”
December 3rd, 2010
I went to black friday in walmart and this is all I got!!!!
December 3rd, 2010
She’s got fine teeth in her mouth. One points north and other points south.
December 3rd, 2010
I’d like to thank my Mom and Dad for taking me to the dentist and making my brush my teeth.
December 3rd, 2010
one more and she is sure to finish making her fortune from the Tooth Fairy then receive the GOLDEN GUMS AWARD!
December 3rd, 2010
Awww…..Snagglepus’ mother.
December 3rd, 2010
You might be a redneck if…
…you’ve lost more than one tooth opening a beer bottle.
…you’ve ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
December 3rd, 2010
That jacket is kinda cute.
December 4th, 2010
“I’ll suck yo dick fo 5 bucks!” RUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
December 4th, 2010
Look at her FUPA….Ewwww!! I bet she’s had like 5 welfare babies. Is she American Indian? Do you think people with no teeth could suck a mean cock?
December 4th, 2010
She looks like she’s eating a Chiclet!!
December 4th, 2010
Wonder how she keeps her weight? She would have to gum everything, and I bet the her one and only tooth probably hits her gum causing pain. God love her, she looks happy though.
December 4th, 2010
Future Walmart greeter. At least she appears to have the right personality for the job.
December 4th, 2010
Got a job in an office punching holes. The f**king best hole puncher the world has ever seen.
December 4th, 2010
How did that one tooth manage to survive? Either it was the reason the rest fell out, or it just happens to be the last lucky one. Maybe one she got down to the last tooth she decided to start practicing better oral hygiene, prolonging the agony of that poor lone tooth. Either way, it’s creepy.
December 4th, 2010
Holy shit….is this the monster from the goonies?
December 4th, 2010
Holy Shit, is this the monster from the goonies?
December 4th, 2010
Why do they call it a toothbrush in California??
Everywhere else they call it a teethbrush.
December 4th, 2010
This is what happens when you play hockey WITHOUT a mouthguard.
December 4th, 2010
You know they invented the toothbrush there in those parts. If it were invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
December 4th, 2010
Oh my God. I actually know this lady. She used to be my sister’s neighbor. Cindy, and she is crazy as the day is long!!!!!
Viva La WalMart. LOL
December 4th, 2010
It just kills me that we know she doesn’t even own a “tooth”brush either!?!?!?! What really gets my panties ina bunch is that she most likely gets all kinds of state aide so most likely us as the tax payers will most likely pay for her to get dentures someday soon!!! Ggrrrr…..
December 4th, 2010
Hey, if you’re gonna make the front pages of POWM, you might as well strut it. Give this woman props.
December 5th, 2010
@CRASH; I totally agree… LES’s comment was, by far, the most funny of all of these!! I typically don’t literally laugh out loud at the pictures or comments on here.. but I must say.. I was “cackling” when I read his/her comment.. Absolutely hilarious!! A big Thumb’s up to ya LES!
December 5th, 2010
I actually feel sorry for this one. She looks like she is a couple french fries short of a happy meal but does seem happy. At least she tried to dress appropriately.
December 5th, 2010
Mom how did you get out of your cage again?
December 5th, 2010
She looks like someone I worked with at Carl’s Jr in the early ’90s, but she did not have one tooth.
December 6th, 2010
So, now that her husband has knocked out all but one of her teeth, what happens next time he uppercuts her? Her mouth will pretty much be nailed shut.
December 6th, 2010
Looks like she has a snaggle tooth. It sure looks big for a tooth.
December 7th, 2010
Pretty mean to pick on her, not everyone is lucky to have dental insurance. She probably couldn’t afford to have any sort of dental care and had to have them pulled. Also, not everyone is born with perfect teeth and can have problems no matter how much they brush.
December 7th, 2010
A perfect example of why we need universal health care that includes dental care, in this country!
December 8th, 2010
Please tell me this was the Clearlake Walmart, then this would all make perfect sense! Please please tell me this is Clearlake! *laughs* Oh my I could probably find ten people in one evening skulking about my local Walmart… yay CA!
December 8th, 2010
this is from 1 of 2 things sucking too much cock or doing too much crack possibly even sucking coke off a cock???
December 8th, 2010
Juanetta?
December 9th, 2010
what aisle do you have the Halloween Vampire teeth? I heard they were 75% off because Halloween is over. I need some new chompers!
December 10th, 2010
Ouch! Stop dragging your tooth!
December 12th, 2010
“Things this woman refuses to eat”
What is Corn,….Alex
December 12th, 2010
smile for the cam!-oh…
December 12th, 2010
You come near me I’ll knock your tooth out!
December 12th, 2010
Maybe she was trying to look like her hero Bugs Bunny, and accidentally pulled out an extra tooth.
December 16th, 2010
She looks EXACTLY like the inbred “It” in the basement from Harold & Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay.
December 20th, 2010
What do you say to a lady with one tooth? Nothing, you’ve already told her too many times!
December 21st, 2010
HEY YOU GUYS!!
December 22nd, 2010
Stop spending money on garbage at Walmart and spend it instead on dental work.
December 22nd, 2010
Wow! She could bite an apple through a picket fence. haha She needs dental rope for those spaces.
January 24th, 2011
NANOOK does a weekly trip to Wal Mart to restock WHALE BLUBBER
February 4th, 2011
I’m fairly certain I’ve seen this woman in RL. This photo is from a San Fernando Valley Walmart, isn’t it?
April 5th, 2011
her name is ONE EATER
May 14th, 2011
Typical.
June 20th, 2011
eeww who this shit? look so horrible
June 30th, 2011
HOLY BARNACLES!
IT’S PATRICK SEASTAR’S MOTHER!!!!!!!
July 13th, 2011
California? How much you wanna bet this is the Walmart in Clearlake?
August 10th, 2011
She’s in California? How much you wanna bet she’s at the Clearlake Walmart?
August 11th, 2011
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