September 7th, 2009
Sweet Undies Part Deux
How unbelievably fortunate are we that someone else was able to grab a closeup of this local legend?
Maryland
Sweet Undies Part Deux,
How unbelievably fortunate are we that someone else was able to grab a closeup of this local legend?
Maryland
Sweet Undies Part Deux,
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Hairy legs – I think that’s a dude.
Where in MD is this – any ideas?
September 7th, 2009
All he needs is a fresh pair of legwarmers and he’s ready to roll out with fall fashions in mind.
(Undoubtedly they were the next thing on his shopping list, after Oreos and a jug of 10W-30 motor oil.)
September 7th, 2009
What an r-tard.
September 7th, 2009
That’s a dude?? From the original pic I thought it was a chick!
That is just wrong in sooo many ways.
September 7th, 2009
i can see your spiderman underoos,they’re not just underwear,they’re fun to wear
September 7th, 2009
I still can’t believe that someone would wear something like that in public… what the fuck?
September 7th, 2009
I’m so curious about what the front looks like. I had no idea they made grown men’s panties with soccer balls on them. Who knew?
September 7th, 2009
So glad he’s not going “commando”.
September 7th, 2009
I wonder which granola bars he ended up with… chewy peanut butter, i hope!
September 7th, 2009
This superstar could have his own website dedicated to all the sightings people have claimed. Its disturbing and way too funny all at the same time.
September 7th, 2009
what the hell is that?
September 7th, 2009
At least he changed his undies…..
September 7th, 2009
Wow…I just hope the fanny pack covers the front because I can’t imagine that looks any better
September 7th, 2009
This guy is gross. This picture was taken at a different time, than the previous one. Different itmes in his cart, different underwear. This perv is getting his jollies exposing the world to his ass in this get-up, How creepy is that?
September 7th, 2009
Thats just disgusting.
September 7th, 2009
Do you think someone will see it and risk a call to bubba??? Sooo sweet!
September 7th, 2009
Holy Hannah. Is that the same person?
September 7th, 2009
If someone has a photo taken from the front – that would be the moneymaker!
September 7th, 2009
To be sure they didn’t think that was sexy
September 7th, 2009
My mom used to work at that Wal-Mart. She said that whenever he came in the employees would whisper “pervert alert!” to each other.
September 7th, 2009
Who wants to bet the first time was quite possibly just an accident–then someone told him he’d gotten on this website and he decided he liked his little taste of fame and repeated it?
September 7th, 2009
i think its the same underwear as the other picture, he just ate too many of the eggos from his previous trip so now they are spread out
September 7th, 2009
I would call security and sit the guy (or gal?) down and say “Listen, we know you wear those clothes for some perverted reason to make people see your underwear and you are not welcome here anymore…get a life”.
September 7th, 2009
OMG…………I too thought this was a female when I saw the first pic. Hilarious and really really disturbing!
September 7th, 2009
I swear I have seen this guy at a Walmart in WV!!!! LOL
September 7th, 2009
I bet he gets a lot of action when he wears his undies from Target.
September 7th, 2009
fool me once shame on you, fool me twice….
September 7th, 2009
sorry for the second post, but how is it that walmart allows this guy BACK IN?
if he shows up on americas got talent, im moving to canada
September 7th, 2009
This is horrible! Why wear anything at all?????????????????
September 7th, 2009
Why wouldn’t they let him back? Why should a security guard take him aside? he’s fully clothed. I see women’s bra straps 50 times a day, should they be sat down by a security guard?
His money’s as good as anyone’s. If it was a woman, would he be barred in that outfit? He probably likes public humiliation and being a sissy, but if he’s fully clothed, there’s nothing illegal about it, nor should there be. Some ladies constantly show their thongs. Some fat guys wear speedos. Some ladies show off their midriff and maybe they get off on that. Are they perverts who should be banned from the low, low prices of Walmart? So let this guy have his fun.
September 7th, 2009
Gooooal!!!
September 7th, 2009
I suddenly want to practice my corner kicks.
September 7th, 2009
wrong on so many levels!
September 7th, 2009
I am simply horrified. I can feel the bile rising…
September 7th, 2009
OMG this website is soooo funny, I finally found my dream man!!!
September 7th, 2009
this is the side affect of eating too many chewy granola bars haha!
and he probably thinks he’s in good shape, judging by the white bike shorts.
September 7th, 2009
I’m blind!! *runs into wall* Spandex shorts should be outlawed.
September 7th, 2009
I like how his shirt is strategically pulled up in the back. Like he didn’t do that on purpose!
September 7th, 2009
I can see this guy becoming an internet hit or something soon. LOL. Theres another pic of him a few pages back and some other people spotted him other places as well. I didnt know if it was a man or woman at first.
September 8th, 2009
I just want to know how he got those pants on in the first place! He deserves a medal for that alone.
September 8th, 2009
OH MY GOD!!! I have seen this guy in the Frederick Walmart before!!
I couldn’t get my phone out fast enough to catch him on it.
Dm
September 8th, 2009
Let us all just be thankful that he is at least wearing underwear.
September 8th, 2009
two words…oh my!
September 8th, 2009
When I first saw this I thought: God help us; somewhere there’s a middle aged woman moaning, “Honey, you are NOT going out in public dressed like that!” but mortified that he did anyway.
September 8th, 2009
If you like this check him out on timcia.blogspot.com. He has been spotted in more places than Walmart.
September 8th, 2009
Underwear aside, let us not forget the fanny pack and the lawnmowing-stained shoes. What a catch.
September 8th, 2009
He likes the attention. Wants you to kick him right in the (soccer) balls.
September 8th, 2009
I just THANK GOD this photo wasn’t taken from the front! LOL!
September 8th, 2009
I think I had a pair of those like 20 yrs ago. The tights that is. Man is that scary. I hope he is not on the watchdog list for pervs who like kids. That would be scary if he is and all the kids that come in Walmart.
September 9th, 2009
Holy shit its buckminsterfullerene. Really I think its underwear with c60 on it. I want a pair.
September 9th, 2009
Those CANNOT EVEN be shorts!!!
September 9th, 2009
HE’S an EXHIBITIONIST!!! Except he has some clothes.
September 9th, 2009
I think those are compression shorts – like Under Armor, only those are the cheap ones they sell at Walmart. Probably bought the soccer undies there too.
September 9th, 2009
Ahhh I see this guy all the time!!! Is that Hagerstown?
September 9th, 2009
at least he has underwear/ (panties???) on
September 9th, 2009
I’m sorry sir, you’re going to have to take that soccer ball out of your shorts.
September 9th, 2009
I think I answered this guy’s personal ad on Craig’s List.
September 9th, 2009
this guy is in the Chambersburg store often.The shorts have to be 10 years old.We call him spandex guy.He has been wearing this same outfit for at least the past five years.
September 9th, 2009
This guy was definitely in the Shippensburg Walmart too. Exact same outfit. So strange.
September 9th, 2009
This guy is a total perv! He has been doing this for years, be glad you aren’t the salesperson who rings him up. They are treated to the full package, if you know what I mean, the counters are just the right height to rest it on! A local legend(?). Legend may not be the best word but we all know of him!
September 10th, 2009
I just threw up a little.
September 10th, 2009
NASTY.. OOOOHHHH SO GROSS… I GOTTA GO VOMIT NOW. UGH.
September 10th, 2009
They don’t look like exercise shorts to me, they look like a woman’s girdle sort of thing. Someone needs to tell him he’s famous in a disgusting way.
September 10th, 2009
he just needs someone to kick him right in the nads, goal!!
September 10th, 2009
That is pretty amazing. Thank you for that;)
September 10th, 2009
Hey look it’s your DAD! Your parents are always emBARASSing us.
September 10th, 2009
OMG! He was in the FALLING WATERS, WV Walmart too!!!! I have a picture on my cell phone!
September 10th, 2009
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September 10th, 2009
is he wearing underarmor over underwear? … I suppose nobody told him that was an undergarment, suppose as well that the “under” in the brand name wasn’t obvious enough
September 10th, 2009
how long do u have to wash those shorts till they come see-thru? better go buy me a pair!! think of all the babes ill pick up!!
September 10th, 2009
ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
September 10th, 2009
thats not sexy
September 10th, 2009
That is so disgusting! What makes people think that is even remotely ok?? EWWW!!!
September 10th, 2009
okay this is the most disgusting picture on here. ewwwwwww ewwwwwww ewwwwwwww.
September 10th, 2009
wtfffffff.
September 10th, 2009
And don’t forget that he also appears to be wearing a fanny pack…Awesome!
September 11th, 2009
well if the see-through pants were offensive then we can all be thankful that they were at least wearing underwear – lol
September 11th, 2009
I read some of the other comments…if he’s really going around to a lot of stores and always wears the sheer pants, I’d have to say I think he must be an exhibitionist then. Apparently, some guys do stuff like they and they enjoy people’s reactions when they wear stuff like that.
September 11th, 2009
My eyes! My eyes!
September 11th, 2009
I like it : shade in the summer & heat in the winter
September 11th, 2009
Sorry to be Debbie Downer here, but this guy is clearly sick. This was not just an unfortunate accident, like he couldn’t tell. If it was by mistake that’s one thing, but intentionally walking around like that in public with children around is just completely immoral. As a mother of 9 & 5 yr old girls I would have to call the police on this man if I were to encounter him in public. Sicko!
September 11th, 2009
Britbrat, do you call the police when you go to the beach and you see sick people in tiny bikinis? Would you call the police if this was a woman? Again, he’s fully clothed. Women walk around like this all the time. So why are we calling the cops on a man dressed like that?
September 11th, 2009
Thinking thank good this shot is of the back not the front , I began to read these comments. Now I am just disgusted because he frequently weres their outfit and no one says anything. Damn! I hope I never care so little about my appearance.
September 11th, 2009
My eyes hurt!
September 11th, 2009
Yuck Yuck Yuck, YIKES!!
September 11th, 2009
OMG I saw this guy. This was in Frederick on 85.
September 11th, 2009
that looks girdle-ish
September 11th, 2009
OMG! Was this in Hagerstown? Fairly certain this same guy used to come into the Weis Market where I worked in H.S. over 10 years ago… seems he has changed from the American Flag undies under the white spandex to a nice, modern geometric patterned pair!
September 11th, 2009
Be careful what you say to that sicko. Its probably a gun in the fanny pack. If its not a gun its a bottle of lotion. Equally terrifying.
September 11th, 2009
Why is a dude wearing Spanx?
September 11th, 2009
This guy was in the Walmart out on 26 in Frederick too.
September 12th, 2009
Really?
September 12th, 2009
A glipse into the future … David Beckham at 65.
September 12th, 2009
Maybe he’s partial blind and lives alone?? I’m trying here people!
I wonder how small those shorts are when he takes them off!!!??? :O
September 12th, 2009
what is it? I can’t look.
September 12th, 2009
@Marcus although I feel it’s a stupid question I’ll answer with the obvious — This is not a beach, it’s WalMart, and therefore it would be completely inappropriate and also quite probable that this man is an exhibishionist. If it were a women who were wearing this then yes I’d call bc it isn’t an accident, they meant for you to see = sicko You shouldn’t ever have kids if you’d be willing to have them anywhere near this pervert w/o so much as a thought.
September 12th, 2009
See through pants with questionable ‘sexy’ underwear and lots of fat…..um, now that makes me want to hurl alright!!!
September 12th, 2009
EWWW I see this guy at the Hagerstown Target all the time, however, he is usually wearing more tasteful black and white polka dot panties. Also, does anyone else notice that he always takes a shopping cart and never puts anything in it and walks around like that for about an hour??
September 12th, 2009
I just threw up in my mouth
September 12th, 2009
Shit! We were just talking about this guy tonight. My co-workers kept trying to tell me that this dude came into Target and I didn’t believe them. I thought they were making shit up.
September 13th, 2009
Go for the bullseye!
September 13th, 2009
thats awesome. But the best part-he didnt forget to rock the fanny pack.
September 13th, 2009
You have GOT to be kidding. He should be arrested. I cannot even imagine what the front looks like.
PROJECTILE V-O-M-I-T!!!
September 13th, 2009
Oh my God! This guy was in Wal Mart in Chambersburg Pa today! I took his pic because it was so gross looking and its posted to my facebook page! I got a comment on facebook to check out this people of walmart site and I almost died when I saw him on here twice!! This is just weird!
September 13th, 2009
His spidey sense was definately tingling but fortunately for us it was unable to penetrate the layers.
September 13th, 2009
Umm … maybe he wanted to show off that new Spray tan? Why so orange hahaha
September 14th, 2009
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth..
September 14th, 2009
Ya’ll know how hard it is to get Daddy out of his favorite outfit. Come on!
September 14th, 2009
This is puke-tastic.
September 14th, 2009
See, this is why there is no Walmart in NYC.
September 14th, 2009
OMG, I’m sure I saw him at http://www.mytrailerpark.com
September 14th, 2009
SOOO very glad we didnt get a view of the front!
September 14th, 2009
I notice he is in the snack aisle. I bet he is looking at a box of twenkies!
September 14th, 2009
WT SWEET BABY JESUS F?
September 14th, 2009
Yes, this guy has struck at many stores around Frederick and Washington County, MD, and Berkley County WV.. Not only Walmart.. I have seen him at both the Dollar General and Dollar Tree and Target in Hagerstown, MD. Ugh!! The Fanny Pack is a nice way to cover the “goods” but it’s still a nauseating experience….
September 14th, 2009
I feel like kicking a soccer ball.
September 15th, 2009
its the fanny pack that gets me going.
September 15th, 2009
Hey…connect the dots!
September 15th, 2009
Lemme go get one of those Home Depot bucket from a couple of pages back, Im gonna throw up.
September 16th, 2009
What The Heck! Am I Seeing What I Think I’m Seeing? That’s Just Plain Wrong Dude.
September 16th, 2009
That’s how his honey “All Smiles” from Texas stay in touch all those miles apart. Kinda like the BFF half a heart necklace
September 16th, 2009
OMG.. I saw a person wearing those see through white shorts, and he had on soccer kind of underwear. It wasn’t the same person. It was a man and he weighed about 100lbs more. I was in the freezer section and I damn near died laughing, along with my roommates. I swear he was following us around, because we saw him in like every other aisle!
September 17th, 2009
when he first started wearing them ,10 years ago,they were regular spandex bikers shorts. 0 years of wear and 50 extra pounds have made them see through.
September 17th, 2009
OMG, I saw that guy…he was behind me in line….if you think the back is scary YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE FRONT!!!
It was in the Frederick super walmart on gulford drive.
that is just tooooooooooooo funny!
September 18th, 2009
This is no accident. This man should be arrested. This definitely counts as indecent exposure. Children should not be exposed to people like this. People are looking exactly where he wants them to look. This is a thrill and sexual turn-on for him. Yes, he is a pervert. If he didn’t know any better, he wouldn’t have any clothes on at all. Maybe there is no law on the books that says you can’t wear see-through biker shorts, but come on. Common decency folks.
September 18th, 2009
CARLOS…I think you would be kicking more than one.
September 18th, 2009
Maybe he just doesn’t believe in mirrors.
September 18th, 2009
I am not kidding when I say I have a picture of this same dude from the front. I saw this guy at Harper’s Ferry, WV in that same outfit.
September 19th, 2009
So the things that disturb me about this photo:
1) That he even thinks any of us believe he eats Health Nutrition Bars
2) The fact that he would wear something that only accentuates the cellulite pockets on his legs
3) and that I shudder at the thought of what it would be like if his tshirt hadn’t gotten caught up in his fanny pack belt. We might never have gotten to enjoy this wonderful diagram on his cellulite a$$…and then my life would be over
September 19th, 2009
This is a guy, I have actually seen him in person, while on vacation. Thats not something that you forget.
September 21st, 2009
Пипееец!!! Я в шоке…
September 21st, 2009
What Walmart is this!?!?!?
September 21st, 2009
This guy is doing it for kicks. He likes to see peoples reactions. I worked at Boscov’s and a guy came in dressed with tight ass spandex on with a camel toe. Yup.. a guy.. with camel toe.. so the cock and balls were separated.. he did it for kicks. You can’t do anything about this unless they try something or say something. But it’s gross, and also funny at the same time.
September 22nd, 2009
We call this guy Phil Macrackin. He’s been seen in Hagerstown MD, Chambersburg PA and Gettysburg PA
September 22nd, 2009
This was taken at the Frederick, MD Walmart on Route 85. A friend knows the person who took it. I have never had the pleasure of seeing him, thank God!
September 23rd, 2009
…o….m….g…
September 23rd, 2009
At least he presents a nice conversation starter.
I love soccor myself.
September 24th, 2009
This guy has 2 know what he’s doing. He probably gets off on ppl seeing his ass. I mean, his shirt just happens 2 not b covering up his ass? yuck
September 25th, 2009
Soooo…. this guy must float around because I’ve seen him in both Chambersburg and Shippensburg Pa wal-marts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 25th, 2009
I think the guy is a “TARGET”, not a Wall-Mart>
September 26th, 2009
And to top it off … a fanny pack!
September 26th, 2009
OMG I SAW HIM!!
September 27th, 2009
I spotted him in Frederick, MD June 21 and took a very simular pic.
September 28th, 2009
He wore those on purpose, just to see if he’d end up on this website! HA!
October 1st, 2009
That’s Naaaasty!
October 1st, 2009
I’ve seen him at the Walmart at Spring Mills, (Rt. 11 & I-81), near Falling Waters, WV. He makes his rounds just to shock us.
October 1st, 2009
I saw him in wal-mart the other day….it’s in Frederick MD
October 4th, 2009
Is that a buckyball?
October 6th, 2009
ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!UGH
October 13th, 2009
Are you sure that’s underwear? it kind of looks like a diaper! ew ew ew ew ew
October 14th, 2009
it looks like his shorts are made out of a condom
October 26th, 2009
Compelling “kick me” sign
October 27th, 2009
I believe, if this is in the Hagerstown area, this is the same guy that used to go into the Chambersburg JC Penney when I worked there like 10 years ago….he was asked not to come back in because of his attire. He would wonder around in the Juniors department ….always neon or bright colored underwear….gross then and now…
November 4th, 2009
My wife and I saw this freak at the Target in Chambersburg PA. He was pushing that butt of his out farther whenever young girls would walk by.
November 26th, 2009
i’ve seen this guy at the waynesboro walmart and i’ve heard plenty of stories about him at other local walmarts from friends. one person i knew tried to get a photo with her cell phone but it kept saying ‘say cheese!’ and she had to hide between racks.
November 27th, 2009
Makes you just want to run up and kick him in the ball! Or balls, or what ever.
November 28th, 2009
Where the hell’s David Beckham when you need him?!
November 28th, 2009
Do we think anyone has ever mentioned to him that his underwear shows? I would hope he wasn’t a pervert and that this is just some really bad mistake. I mean how many people would go up and whisper to him that his underwear shows? Or better yet take your obnoxiously loud child in and walk right by him and have him belt out that; that poor man’s underwear is showing. Sometimes making a spectical out of it makes them change… Unless they are the previously mentioned pervert. Then uh oh.
November 15th, 2010
I recognize this guy from the Frederick, MD, area. He is known as the White Knight to female department store clerks because he’ll walk around in that outfit and ask random questions. While working at JCP’s Home Store, I first “met” him, when he asked me to show how a towel fits around a lady. I told him he could call our female head of security and ask her that. (He didn’t. And we didn’t have a female security person.) He’s a total creepster.
April 27th, 2011
I saw him in the same thing at the Christmas Tree Store in Hagerstown, Md
December 13th, 2011
This is probably a great way to steal stuff by packing it into his fanny. People are too caught up looking at the lower half of his body, and most likely will try not to burn that image into their mind. Also, when he is leaving the store, who in Gods name wants to inspect that shit? I’m not sticking my hands anywhere near his person or the fanny pack. People are so superficial and also think the obvious!
March 6th, 2012
This man currently lives in Hagerstown MD. He is the neighbor of a family friend. I’ve seen him many times at the valley mall and surrounding areas. He goes by “sparkles” or “princess “. I can’t remember which one. He has some mental affliction and lives as though he were a woman. I ran into him once at Kohls and he scared me for life. He was wearing a red thong that day, under those damn fugly tights.
August 5th, 2012
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